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  There's a troll in the yard!

  by Nellie in

  1. social
  2. humour

  ok - true story!.

  my friend runs a diner/restaurant in a small rural town in georgia (population 400).

  one of the waitresses has a 15-year old downs syndrome son who she occassionally leaves home alone while she works.

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  It's okay, Nellie, apparently this yarn's been circulating through the Interwebs.
  
  Mr. B conveniently forgot to send in our form and we got a visit from the "Census guy" the morning you posted. First question (from me): Are you a Jehovah's Witness? We're through with that!
  
  I was also chuckling as I Googled it, just to see how many variations... Leprechauns, and penguins, and JWs, Oh My!

  Cheers for posting a clean joke, they're getting harder and harder to come by. I'll be sharing this funny with 3 generations on Mother's Day weekend. Don't know if I'll go with the census-taker, or JW angle yet.
  
  ~Sue
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  There's a troll in the yard!

  by Nellie in

  1. social
  2. humour

  ok - true story!.

  my friend runs a diner/restaurant in a small rural town in georgia (population 400).

  one of the waitresses has a 15-year old downs syndrome son who she occassionally leaves home alone while she works.

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  http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/troll.asp
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  Guys answer me this: what dos all the beeping mean????

  by highdose in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  being an ex cult member i don't understand this... i walk into town and back and on my way theres always these men driving past in cars who honk their horns at me.

  is it some form of comunication?

  am i supposed to respond in some way???.

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  It means, "I am a loser with a tiny penis and no brain."
  
  ~Sue
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  Our country in bad shape

  by Weeping in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  years ago, when america believed in religion, didn't worship satan, when they worked, and were not using drugs, the u.s. prospered.. now we forget where we came from.

  perhaps when we are cast to gehenna, we will remember.. now i've heard some local sunday school teachers are teaching our children that jesus was a woman.

  shame on teachers and also parents who allow their children such lies.

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  Three Good Arguments That Jesus Was a Woman, or a Black Woman, or ...
  
  There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone "brother"
  2. He liked Gospel
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
  
  But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Fathers business
  2. He lived at home until he was 33
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.
  
  But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with his hands
  2. He had wine with every meal
  3. He used olive oil.
  
  But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut his hair
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time
  3. He started a new religion.
  
  But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married
  2. He was always telling stories
  3. He loved green pastures.

  But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
  3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
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  I made it!

  by sacolton in

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  in heaven ... everything is fine..

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  betterdaze

  Where's your paradise pussy pet lion?

  

  ~Sue
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  How to hurt the "Revolution Muslim" website

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you many have recently heard about the "revolution muslim" (http://revolutionmuslim.com/) website that is encouraging violence against the creators of south park.. revolution muslim is angry because south park wanted to simply show a picture of muhammad.

  nothing more.. i went to the http://revolutionmuslim.com/ website and noticed that they are asking for pay pal donations.. keep in mind that every time someone makes a donation, pay pal charges 2.9% + $0.30.

  sooooo... if someone donates one penny ($0.01) it means the revolution muslim account will go down 29 cents.. .

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  PayPal will charge them for all transactions.

  It can be scripted for a set minimum. Enter a lesser amount, and the transaction cannot be completed.

  Click the "Donate" button for an example of how this works: Donation Example - Minimum Amount Script.

  ~Sue
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  How to hurt the "Revolution Muslim" website

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
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  you many have recently heard about the "revolution muslim" (http://revolutionmuslim.com/) website that is encouraging violence against the creators of south park.. revolution muslim is angry because south park wanted to simply show a picture of muhammad.

  nothing more.. i went to the http://revolutionmuslim.com/ website and noticed that they are asking for pay pal donations.. keep in mind that every time someone makes a donation, pay pal charges 2.9% + $0.30.

  sooooo... if someone donates one penny ($0.01) it means the revolution muslim account will go down 29 cents.. .

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  .01 x 2.9 = .029
  
  .029 + .30 = .329
  
  .329 – .01 = .319
  
  ?
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  Furor grows over Arizona's illegal immigration law

  by Sam Whiskey in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what am i missing?

  why are the illegal immigrants demanding their rights?

  they're illegal, they don't have the rights of an american citizen because they are not citizens.

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  House lawmakers call for National Guard at border

  By the CNN Wire Staff

  April 28, 2010 11:02 a.m. EDT

  Washington (CNN) -- A largely Republican group of House lawmakers said Wednesday they have sent a letter to President Obama asking for the National Guard to be deployed along the border between the United States and Mexico.

  The request comes amid a heated debate on Capitol Hill over a comprehensive immigration reform bill -- one of the president's top domestic priorities.

  "We want the National Guard on the border," said Rep. Ted Poe, R-Texas. "This country protects the borders of other nations better than it protects our own border."

  Poe said the president needs to "enforce the rule of law."

  The Texan and a handful of other lawmakers asserted the Mexican border has become a virtual war zone, plagued by violence from Mexican drug cartels expanding their reach into the United States. They also noted that border state governors have made similar requests for a National Guard deployment.

  Local sheriffs and border agents are "outmanned, outgunned and outfinanced" by the cartels, Poe said.

  "Right now the cartels dominate [the border region] through violence and intimidation," said Rep. Dan Burton, R-Indiana. "It is long since time to protect our populations on the southern border."

  Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, D-Arizona, said her constituents were "sick and tired" of the federal government failing to protect the border. The current situation is "completely unacceptable," she said.

  Story continues here.
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  Have They Found Noah's Ark ? - Again.....

  by BluesBrother in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  "there is a story circulating around the net, started by a group called noahs ark ministries, which claims they have found noahs ark on mount ararat in turkey.. a group of chinese and turkish evangelical explorers say they have brought back wood specimens from atop mount ararat in turkey that they believe to be from noahs ark.

  claiming they found a wood structure with compartments and samples that date carbon date to 4,800 years ago, they say it is 99% certain it is the ark of biblical fame.

  http://thepostanything.gather.com/viewarticle.action?articleid=281474978201133&grpid=3659174697244816.

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  you all know how we humans love big dramatic stories.

  
  Noah's Ark is REAL I tell you! Real! Because I read it in an old book...
  
  
  
  ~Sue
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  The only reason most of us are here is......

  by Quillsky in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  .....disfellowshipping, i think.. potential disfellowshipping, current disfellowshipping, disfellowshipping of people we love.. it's the most genius cult tool ever invented..

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  betterdaze

  Never baptized into the Organization, therefore never disfellowshipped. Indoctrinated since infancy to just over 30 years.

  Today I am like Satan in the Book of Job, having access to both heaven and earth (let the reader use discernment.)

  ~Sue