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  WHO SURVIVED...."75"..?

  by OUTLAW in

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  who survived..."1975"...,i`m just curious,how many of us,are there?those of us that lived though this,will know what i mean.

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  datsdethspicable

  I was nine. But I still remember the grown ups talking about what happened or why it didn't happen or quite a few leaving the organization over this.
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  Child Sacrifices

  by XAPITI in

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  where do i begin?

  i have a problem here.

  because of the teachings i had from a very young age, i refused to take a shot with blood in it.

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  datsdethspicable

  Hey Purple!!!! I am glad you posted. Now you have some more friends and I hope you know that you are not alone. See you in chat.
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  What do you drive and why?

  by Escargot in

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  well, a post on the good ol days got me thinking about the vehicles people drive and why.

  in the jws, a vehicle had to be appropriate for service, four doors, holding at least five.

  i remember back in 1978 i bought an mgb and the brothers had a fit (hehe), i was selfish, etc.,.

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  datsdethspicable

  I have a Jeep Cherokee Sport4x4 of course......cause this is Texas and you just have to have a truck of some kind.

  I also drive my boyfriend.......crazy.(hee hee)
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  Senior moments

  by datsdethspicable in

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  senior moments.

  three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 live in a house together.

  one night the 76 year old draws a bath.

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  datsdethspicable

  Biker Grandma

  A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoo’s all over his arms answers. She proclaims, “I want to join your club.”
  The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks; “Do you have a motorcycle?
  The little old lady replies “Yep ... my bike’s parked over there”, and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
  The biker asks, “Do you drink?”
  The little old lady replies, “Yep, drink like a fish. I’ll drink any man in your club under the table.”
  The biker asks, “Do you smoke?”
  The little old lady replies, “Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I’m shooting pool.”
  The biker is very impressed and asks, “Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”
  The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, “Nope, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.”
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  Senior moments

  by datsdethspicable in

  1. social
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  senior moments.

  three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 live in a house together.

  one night the 76 year old draws a bath.

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  Old Joe

  During the Klondike gold rush, a prospector came down from the mountains into a little one horse town. Finding a saloon, he says to the saloon keeper “Give me a bottle of whiskey and a woman!” The saloon keeper explains to the prospector that there are no women in this town, but some should arrive soon. “Well what can I do for some pleasure around here?” inquired the prospector. If you really feel you must, there’s Old Joe. He said, pointing to a toothless old man sitting near the end of the bar. “No way” said the prospector “I don’t go for that kind of sex.” He took his bottle of whiskey and left.
  One year later the prospector came back to the same saloon, walking up to the bar he shouts “A bottle of whiskey and a woman!” To which the saloon keeper says. “No women have arrived yet but Old Joe is still here.” Grabbing the whiskey he storms out of the saloon saying “I don’t go for that kind of sex!”
  Well it’s one year later and the prospector returns to the saloon, nervous and shaky he pleads to the saloon keeper for a bottle of whiskey and a woman. The saloon keeper again explains there is plenty of whiskey on hand, but that no women have arrived in town yet. “But Old Joe is still here.” he says motioning towards the old man sitting at the end of the bar. “I don’t go for that kind of sex.” Replied the prospector.
  Exasperated, the prospector starts drinking his whiskey. When about half of the bottle is gone he calls the bartender over and asks “If I should decide to fuck Old Joe, who all would know about it?” The bartender says “I’ll know about it, and so will those six big lumber jacks playing poker at the table over there.” “Why do they have to know?” asked the prospector. “You will need all six of them to hold Old Joe down.....You see Old Joe doesn’t go for that kind of sex either.”
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  Senior moments

  by datsdethspicable in

  1. social
  2. humour

  senior moments.

  three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 live in a house together.

  one night the 76 year old draws a bath.

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  Senior Moments

  Three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 live in a house together. One night the 76 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs “was I getting in or out of the bath?”.
  The 74 year old yells back “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells “was I going up the stairs or down?”
  The 72 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door”.
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  Bumper stickers

  by target in

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  saw this one the other day.

  "jesus loves you!

  everyone else thinks you're and asshole"

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  datsdethspicable

  Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
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  Why did the puny human cross the road

  by Jehovah_God in

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  cus i told him to!

  har!!.

  people sometimes wonder why, if i created puny humans in my image, i don't have a sense of humor in the bible.

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  datsdethspicable

  To get to the other slide? oops wrong joke.
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  Trying to help a friend

  by rainbowbridge in

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  2. experiences

  ive been reading here for several hours and i dont even know where to start.. i have a friend almost 18 years old who is a jw.

  she has been since age 3. i'm not sure what to think about what i'm reading here at these forums and other sites.. i don't know what to think of the relationship we have.

  i am not a jw.

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  datsdethspicable

  I am sorry. I hope you are sincere. But your story sounds fishy to me.
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  Would like to introduce myself...

  by Undine in

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  2. experiences

  i apologize for having to.

  delete my post.

  fear of being found out.

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  datsdethspicable

  Welcome Undine, enjoyed your story. I always had a feeling some of those elders wives felt the same way you did. It's good to hear you are now a peace and hope your daughter will return to you.

  sufferin' succotash!!!!!!