Two bananas are sitting next to a river, and a turd floats by.
The turd looks up at the bananas and says, "hey bananas, c'mon in. The water feels great!"
One banana looks at the other and says, "you believe that sh*t?"
Priest73
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Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 inhey,.
did you guys hear what happened to the pope when he went to mount olive?.
popeye beat the snot out of him.
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Priest73
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Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 inhey,.
did you guys hear what happened to the pope when he went to mount olive?.
popeye beat the snot out of him.
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Priest73
Hey,
I'll go first!!!
Did you guys hear what happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
I'll be here all week folks. Try the meatloaf. -
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I wish I had _______'s ______. What do you admire about other posters?
by AWAKE&WATCHING ini wish i had leolaia's brain.. i wish i had eryn's reasoning skills and sense of humor.. i wish i had purps, sparkplug and seven006's talent and creativity.. i wish i had wasanelderonce's dedication.. .
do you wish you had another poster's wit, compassion, heart, personality, tenacity, sense of humor, looks, way with the ladies, way with words or anything else that you admire?.
fess up - what do they have that you want?.
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Priest73
am I supposed to spit? I must have missed something.
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I wish I had _______'s ______. What do you admire about other posters?
by AWAKE&WATCHING ini wish i had leolaia's brain.. i wish i had eryn's reasoning skills and sense of humor.. i wish i had purps, sparkplug and seven006's talent and creativity.. i wish i had wasanelderonce's dedication.. .
do you wish you had another poster's wit, compassion, heart, personality, tenacity, sense of humor, looks, way with the ladies, way with words or anything else that you admire?.
fess up - what do they have that you want?.
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Priest73
I wish I had PECs...
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I wish I had _______'s ______. What do you admire about other posters?
by AWAKE&WATCHING ini wish i had leolaia's brain.. i wish i had eryn's reasoning skills and sense of humor.. i wish i had purps, sparkplug and seven006's talent and creativity.. i wish i had wasanelderonce's dedication.. .
do you wish you had another poster's wit, compassion, heart, personality, tenacity, sense of humor, looks, way with the ladies, way with words or anything else that you admire?.
fess up - what do they have that you want?.
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Priest73
score... I wish I had A&W's phone number.
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I wish I had _______'s ______. What do you admire about other posters?
by AWAKE&WATCHING ini wish i had leolaia's brain.. i wish i had eryn's reasoning skills and sense of humor.. i wish i had purps, sparkplug and seven006's talent and creativity.. i wish i had wasanelderonce's dedication.. .
do you wish you had another poster's wit, compassion, heart, personality, tenacity, sense of humor, looks, way with the ladies, way with words or anything else that you admire?.
fess up - what do they have that you want?.
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Priest73
atleast I'm in good company...
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I wish I had _______'s ______. What do you admire about other posters?
by AWAKE&WATCHING ini wish i had leolaia's brain.. i wish i had eryn's reasoning skills and sense of humor.. i wish i had purps, sparkplug and seven006's talent and creativity.. i wish i had wasanelderonce's dedication.. .
do you wish you had another poster's wit, compassion, heart, personality, tenacity, sense of humor, looks, way with the ladies, way with words or anything else that you admire?.
fess up - what do they have that you want?.
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Priest73
rats. I've got nothing anybody wants.
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Moles - How do I murder them? Will you be an accessory?
by AK - Jeff ini speak of the furry kind that burrow under my yard and destroy it.
this year in our area they were terrible.
i do not lie when i state that nearly every square foot of my front lawn was tunnelled this summer, some of it three and four times after i pressed down the tunnels with my feet and mower.
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Priest73
Night vision goggles and a 12 ga shot gun. Atleast It would be fun.
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I wish I had _______'s ______. What do you admire about other posters?
by AWAKE&WATCHING ini wish i had leolaia's brain.. i wish i had eryn's reasoning skills and sense of humor.. i wish i had purps, sparkplug and seven006's talent and creativity.. i wish i had wasanelderonce's dedication.. .
do you wish you had another poster's wit, compassion, heart, personality, tenacity, sense of humor, looks, way with the ladies, way with words or anything else that you admire?.
fess up - what do they have that you want?.
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Priest73
I wish I had JK666 tenaciousness and NN's Scooby Doo like nose for sniffing out BS
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Confused and upset
by Matilda Wormwood inbehind me is a beast .
composed of doubt .
it is huge and mighty .
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Priest73
you got hugs from me as well.