Too late, Gilead graduates! Weird Al beat you to it.
sparky1
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143rd Gilead Graduates cRiNGeWoRThY Song
by pale.emperor inquite possibly the most cringeworthy thing i've seen them do yet.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tk88rstv6o.
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God is our help, not “a burden”
by venus insir julian huxley (one of the great pillars of modern neo-darwinism) may be a symbol of people who feel god is a burden because he wrote: “the god hypothesis .
is becoming an intellectual and moral burden on our thought.
" therefore, he concluded that "we must construct something to take its place.
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sparky1
Venus, in post after post you continue to present your worldview as if it were gospel or that you alone have discovered the way. You never seem to be deterred from your course even in the face of disinterest. What's your point?
"The constant assertion of belief is an indication of fear." - Jiddu Krishnamurti
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Deceptive comments or lies that you have heard from platform or brothers & sisters?
by Farmer Jim1 inok, so what are the most deceptive comments that you have heard from your experience in congregations?.
my top three are;.
1) service overseer during the ’ how did we do?’ annual talk, twisted the figures to such an extent that it looked like the congregations ministry was in tip-top shape.
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sparky1
"It could be just a few more months before Jehovah closes the Ark door."
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Spirit Channeling at Wallkill's Bethel
by Marie33 inlook what an ex-bethelite has to say about the spirit channeling he saw first hand up at wallkill:.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfmqnzbyrko.
now i believe rayven's story of horror at brooklyn bethel:.
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There is a ventilation shaft/tunnel underneath the E building dining room at Wallkill. It can only be accessed through the storage room by the laundry. Do you suppose the demons use this as a 'portal' for their channeling?
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Name a song title..........
by punkofnice inreplace one word in a song title with the word 'elder/s'.. eg.
the elders are back in town' (boys).
smoke on the elder (water).
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sparky1
Elders (Weasels) Ripped my Flesh - Frank Zappa
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The 4 Bachelors in WT Mythology leading to 2075.
by waton init is kind of a puzzle, only one of the 4 is real, but all have been mentioned by wt.
i am ham fisted, but will try to re-post in a while.
the line leads to 2075. try it, then read the quote.
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"The 4 Bachelors in WT Mythology meet the 4 Horsemen of The Apocalypse"
Sounds like a great title for a Broadway play based on 4 Gay couples and all their lives overlap. -
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Even Ron Jeremy Is Accused of Sexual Abuse
by minimus inwhat is this world coming to?.
it seems like everyone is being accused of sexual improprieties!
even porn stars like the hedgehog “.
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sparky1
Ron Jeremy accused of sexual abuse? I DON'T believe it! When you are this handsome, women get in line to be with you.
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Rock band titles from JW history / culture
by sir82 inon another thread, undercover suggested "adam and the dinosaurs".. i came up with these:.
green bible dinosaurs.
jezebel and the fornicators.
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sparky1
LOT and The Desperate Teenage Lovedolls.
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Rock band titles from JW history / culture
by sir82 inon another thread, undercover suggested "adam and the dinosaurs".. i came up with these:.
green bible dinosaurs.
jezebel and the fornicators.
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144,000 Maniacs
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Science corner
by The Real Edward Gentry inon other boards and new sites they are talking about contact with aliens in the next 20 years.
i think that would be reckless and dangerous.
how could you tell if it was a genuine space alien and not a demon?
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sparky1
I prefer to obtain my scientific knowledge from a real academic.