"Robot love is forever"......................unless you are a Jehovah's Witness robot.
sparky1
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JW elder on the street I live in.
by Thisismein1972 inso just the other day i happened to look out my window to see the cobe and the elder who studied with me on the doors.
it got me thinking.. i remember one day, during my study that he said he loved me.
although he meant this as a "brother" it actually sent me into, what i can only describe as shock and alarm!
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The SPIN DOCTOR himself............working his Theocratic Magic.
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Jesus walked into a bar...
by Slidin Fast inhe asks the barkeep for 13 glasses of water.
he turns to his 12 companions and winks....
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I heard this joke from a 'worldy' friend of my DEVOUT, fanatical JW mother:
Mike the good Irish Catholic died and was met at the elevator to heaven by Saint Peter. "Oh", says Saint Peter, "I know you Mike. You're the good Irish Catholic boy that loved the Lord so deeply. You will be going directly to the top floor, since that is the Catholic heaven!" As the elevator made its way upward, they passed the 2nd floor and heard chanting, bells ringing and smelled incense. Mike asked, "Who is on this floor?" To which Saint Peter replied, "That's the Eastern Orthodox floor of heaven." They continued to move upward and at the 6th floor strange languages were heard and lots of commotion. "And this floor" Mike asked, "which denomination is here?" "Why the Pentecostals, of course." came Saint Peters answer. Approaching the 9th floor beautiful choir music filled the air. "Let me guess", said Mike. "Is this the floor for the Mormon heaven? The choir is singing beautifully and in perfect harmony." "Yes, yes! Very good observation Mike. It is indeed Mormon heaven" said Saint Peter. Suddenly, Saint Peter stopped the elevator at the 12th floor. "Why are we stopping?" inquired Mike. "Well," Saint Peter admonished him, "You must be very, very quiet as we pass by the 13th floor." "May I ask why" said Mike. "Certainly", laughed Saint Peter, "That is the floor that the Jehovah's Witnesses are on. Even though there are only 144,000 of them, they think that they are the only ones here. We must not upset their delusion by making any noise when we pass by their floor!"
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Anthony Morris III Autobiography ... The Real Truth
by Wild_Thing inthe watchtower published anthony morris iii's autobiography last year ... "remembering my first love has helped me to endure" by anthony morris iii.
i absolutely cannot believe how quickly he became a jehovah's witness.
in the span of less than a year, he attended his first meeting, studied, got baptized, became a pioneer, and married a jw girl.
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"Tony to Jesus....Tony to Jesus.........Come in Big Brother.........Can you read me? Over....."
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It was a Portrait of a Man ... Falling
by TerryWalstrom in(a short story by terry edwin walstrom).
“get out of here—this is my father’s funeral; you don’t belong here; you are a liar!”.
the woman’s face reflected terrible pain—the worst pain possible, to the point of breakdown.
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"I have no reputation as a writer--so it can't be ruined very much" - TerryWalstrom
"The book is written in a clever and seasoned manner......." - Michael Bechard
"he gives us a concise narrative that is easy to read and understand....." - Classicgold
"Terry is a great writer....He writes in a very readable style..." - Ten Years After
"he writes with penetrating insight....." - Auntbee
"He writes in the tradition of Jack London........" - A. Ostling
Quotes all taken from the reviews of your book, I Wept by the Rivers of Babylon as posted on the Amazon.com website.
Apparently, you do have SOME reputation as a writer, whether you recognize it or not.
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My Favouite Inappropriate Watchtower Pictures
by pale.emperor ini'd love to see you're favorite wt illustrations/photo's that they think are fine to print - but are actually kind of creepy/wierd.. .
here's my three fave from my book of bible stories (yes, a book for children!)..
man gets his head nailed into the floor with a tent pin by a good jehovah worshipper:.
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Max Klinger? Really?..........Oops!.........Wrong one.
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It was a Portrait of a Man ... Falling
by TerryWalstrom in(a short story by terry edwin walstrom).
“get out of here—this is my father’s funeral; you don’t belong here; you are a liar!”.
the woman’s face reflected terrible pain—the worst pain possible, to the point of breakdown.
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Nice short story, Terry. Seems to be an interesting retelling of this excellent documentary. It's certainly worth a look.
I respect you and always read your posts, but I must admit that this reeks of plagiarism.
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What is the Education Level of the Governing Body members?
by Wild_Thing ini would love to compile a list of the education obtained by the governing body members both past and present.
can anyone provide any information to get me started?.
it still amazes me they think they can translate ancient languages with an 8th grade education.
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Here you go Stuckinarut2....the famous "Thinkingest people' talk. A.M. III at his finest!
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What is the Education Level of the Governing Body members?
by Wild_Thing ini would love to compile a list of the education obtained by the governing body members both past and present.
can anyone provide any information to get me started?.
it still amazes me they think they can translate ancient languages with an 8th grade education.
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What is the Education Level of the Governing Body members?
I think it is safe to assume that the majority of them made it this far!
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Do you have / admire Charisma?
by The Rebel in"charisma is a certain quality of an individual personality by virtue of which the person is set apart from ordinary people and treated as exceptional".
as a kid i was afraid of such charisma, as it was usually the quality i noticed elders, head masters, and parents had to exercise with unloving authority over me.. but now i think about it "charisma" doesn't need be only for people with authority.
" charisma" is something even we can have?
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BEHOLD: MARK SANDERSON
THE EPITOME OF A CHARISMATIC MAN