The laziness of JW parents....................:
Sparky: 'Mum, where do babies come from?'
Mum: 'You know.'
Sparky: 'No I don't. That's why I'm asking'.
Mum: 'Shut up!'
Sparky: 'I just want to know.'
Mum: SMACK
The same routine was repeated over and over again on all manner of subjects until I reached adulthood. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.