Posts by aSphereisnotaCircle

My life is the best it has ever been. I have many exciting projects going on and the only problem is my interests outway my time and so I must be very slective.

Unfortunately, all the things I find fascinating, seems to bore most people, so Im no fun at parties. I can either bore everyone with the details of vermiculture or I can sit quietly in the corner and watch everyone else. I think people like me better when I do the second one.

My life is very exciting to me, but I think most other people would consider it quite dull.

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I've Decided That It'll Be Best For Me To Return To The Kingdom Hall.

by Philadelphia Ponos in

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after carefully evaluating the my current life situation, i've come to the conclusion that returning to the hall will be best for me.

i simply just don't fit in with the rest of the world.

i don't drink, smoke, have sex, go to clubs, listen to worldly music, watch movies, or gamble.

aSphereisnotaCircle

You have no concept how big the world is and its diversity.

You have stayed in a tiny box your whole life, and that is where you feel safe.

You can stay safe in your little world, that is your right, but please, do not presume to know or even begin to think you understand what is going on outside of your small world. If you did you would not be so glib about how things are in the world.

I use to have a job where all the employees cursed a blue streak, every other word was the F word. it was like they were trying to outdo each other with how many times you could say it. Not only that but a couple of times I had to phsically beat a co-worker off of me.

Some jobs just suck

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A DOUBLE LIFE - What's the worst case you've seen

by sizemik in

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lots of jw's lead a double life.

many are young people that simply go through the motions until they can free themselves .

others have relatives or family still trapped .

aSphereisnotaCircle

She was dsfed, reinstated and this year she has dissassociated herself and became full time prostitute.

I cant believe I am saying this but I would consider that moving up in the world.

At least shes living her own life, that is, unless shes under a pimps thumb, in that case the situation would be the same as the JWs.

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A DOUBLE LIFE - What's the worst case you've seen

by sizemik in

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lots of jw's lead a double life.

many are young people that simply go through the motions until they can free themselves .

others have relatives or family still trapped .

aSphereisnotaCircle

An elder in portland OR began having sex with his ten year old daughter and continued for 6 years until it was found out. The other elders DF'd him and his daughter. They also told the Mom that she did not have grounds for divorce and told her she must stay with the creep, she did not stay with him, so they DF'd her also.

I remember the elder body in that hall, if I ever run into one I WILL ask him about it and see how much I can make him squirm.

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I Can't Believe How Incredibly Relevant This Is!!

by slipnslidemaster in

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my cats breath smells like cat food.. .

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kisses to a bygone age....

aSphereisnotaCircle

"What are you giving her to make her fur so glossy and thick?" "Raw food diet" -- she was astounded, as many vets (like doctors) don't know a lot about nutrition.

Raw food diet is great for cats and dogs.

My dog started slowing down and acting old when he was about 7. The lifespan of his breed are only about 9 years, so he was getting old.

I switched him to a raw food diet and now, at 9 years old, he acts like a young pup. He also has the trim physique of a young dog, the only thing that gives away his age is the grey in his muzzle.

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Your best one sentence JW comeback contest

by moshe in

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i am looking for your best jw comeback- the kind that makes a jw's jaw drop.

ok, even two pithy sentences will do.. here's one i have used before on jws,.

moshe: " do you know what an oxymoron is?

aSphereisnotaCircle

I left because my bible trained conscence will not allow me to support an organization that does not handle accusations of child abuse in a appropriate way.

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How the Rapture Was Prevented! Warning, DO NOT DRINK WHILE OPENING THIS THREAD!

by Morbidzbaby in

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and lo, the macho man randy savage did prevent the impending rapture.

amen..

aSphereisnotaCircle

OUR SAVIOR!

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DC 2011 Strange omission from the releases

by JWFreak in

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there are 3 really basic releases for the dc this year.

revised vol 1 of young people ask.................hmmm lot of work in that one.

new brochure.

aSphereisnotaCircle

I gotta wonder what they changed in YPA.

Im sure its just an update to include demonizing all the current social media.

Other then that, its still "everything you kids think, feel, or do is wrong and originates from satan".

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Most entertaining platform misdeed.

by Slidin Fast in

many years ago before assembly halls we used to hire large halls for circuit assemblies.

the public talk, always after lunch on the sunday was always the big (though boring) event.

the chairman sat on the stage all the time whilst the speaker for the hour long talk droned on.

aSphereisnotaCircle

He said ''well you have been reading my notes, so you can finish for me''... He stepped back from the podium and stood looking at me.. The cong started laughing...

This is one of my pet peeves, children are often laughed at in front of the whole congregation.

I realize that adults are laughing because they think its "cute", but it is also very rude and just plain thoughtless of a childs feelings.

Once again showing how the JWs has no respect or compassion for children.