I wanted out so damned bad, I made $hit up. I'm sure a few of the boysthat were present still have some of my "confessions" in their spank-banks.
Stealth453
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Confessing to the elders...
by tan inhas anyone ever had to confess their sins to the elders...left out some of the details or "other gross" sins...but wondered if you were truly forgiven of your sins?
or was reproved and given back your priviledges but knew that you didn't tell everything.
how did you feel afterward?
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This is hillarious
by Stealth453 inhttp://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf.
hint...stay away from the tracks.. enjoy.....
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Stealth453
Use your arrow keys to direct Santa to the booze. The drunker he gets the funnier the game.
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This is hillarious
by Stealth453 inhttp://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf.
hint...stay away from the tracks.. enjoy.....
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It takes a few minutes to load....
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This is hillarious
by Stealth453 inhttp://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf.
hint...stay away from the tracks.. enjoy.....
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Baptism question.....
by lavendar inwhen a person gets close to being baptized, i understand he/she must go before the elders to answer some questions?
what exactly do the elders ask the person??.
lavendar .
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Stealth453
Sence when can you get HIV or Aids from a pool???
...and crabs can pole-vault.
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Baptism question.....
by lavendar inwhen a person gets close to being baptized, i understand he/she must go before the elders to answer some questions?
what exactly do the elders ask the person??.
lavendar .
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*** Watchtower 1989 January 15 p.13 What Prevents You From Getting Baptized? ***
18 The Scriptures repeatedly mention the baptism of believers. (Acts 4:4; 5:14; 8:13; 16:27-34; 18:8; 19:1-7) To become one of Jehovah's Witnesses, then, a person must be a believer—one who exercises faith and gets baptized. Even before baptism, such faith manifests itself in godly conduct, trust in Jehovah, participation in the Kingdom-preaching work, and acceptance of Jesus' ransom sacrifice. Faith in the ransom is emphasized for baptismal candidates, for the first of two questions the speaker asks them is: "On the basis of the sacrifice of Jesus Christ, have you repented of your sins and dedicated yourself to Jehovah to do his will?" Only if the individual answers in the affirmative and also understands that his dedication and baptism identify him as one of Jehovah's Witnesses in association with God's spirit-directed organization can he acceptably undergo water immersion.
The questions may be slightly diferrent now,.... anyone??
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Gold Frankincense and Myrrh
by uwishufish inwhere did joseph invest jesus' trust fund?.
cuz we know jesus saves.
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Stealth453
But Esposito scored on the rebound.
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A "stumbling" question for a JW
by changtech ini posted my first topic a few months ago, asking people for advice because my boyfriend is a jw, and will not understand why i will not convert.. we are currently not together, but friends.
he still insists on me staring another bible study.
i have asked him questions about 1914, and the 144,000, but he keeps avoiding them.. anyways, he continues to say only his faith has "the truth".. so finally, i asked him, "if you have the truth, why does the organization continue to update their beliefs (for example, the new revelation book coming out has something like over 50 'updated' things in it), yet claim each time, their new beliefs are definite, and the truth/light?".
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For a non-dub, you seem to know an awfull lot about them. Can you enlighten us (me) as to just how you know the new Revelation book has so many "new truths" in it?
Just naturally curious.....
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Otherwise Engaged...
by LittleToe injust a little breaking news:.
after several years of a great friendship with diane (previously posted as xena) things have started to really come together recently and i've succumbed to making an honest woman of her (or at least as honest as it's possible to make her.
last night (xmas day) i popped the question and she agreed to marry me (i wonder if she knows what she's let herself in for!!!)..
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Congrats man. I wish you both, all the best life has to offer.
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Any New Year Resolutions yet? (only those you really plan to keep)
by thecarpenter inwell, the new year is approaching soon, was wondering if you folks have set any goals?
i have several goals which i put off for a long time but will finally pursue this year.
one is to get my scuba diver license.
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Stealth453
I have only one......
I resolve to not make any new years resolutions.