Posts by Dino

I gave Fenamint laxative gum (think Chicklets) to a bombastic speaker for breakfast that I secretly couldnt stand before he went on stage for the afternoon session. He loved to brag about his always being on the DC's. Sure enough, he was not able to make his part on time. When he abruptly had to leave the the speakers enclave, that was my finest moment! His butthole had to have been dilated 10 centimeters right when he was scheduled to go on!

In my younger days, I would put mayonaisse in some of the more assholic brethren's ice cream cups. Youch, when they hit that mayo after the vanilla with strawberry and chocolate toppings!

Once, me and an accomplice distracted a brother enough to slip another witness' business card into his lapel holder at the DC.

My piece de resistance was to act like I was hugging our food stand overseer and tape a toilet liner to his ass. It was hilarious watching him walk down the concourse right afterward!

This has been a fun thread,

Dino

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These are the funniest!

by Dino in

i really apologize if this has been posted before.

check out some of the worst album covers ever!.

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html.

Dino

I really apologize if this has been posted before.

Check out some of the worst album covers ever!

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

Have a great weekend everybody,

Dino

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My delicious homeade chicken wontons dipped in peanut sauce

by sf in

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friends

you can get wontons, in various shapes, at your grocer.

i prefer the small squared.. partially defrost boneless chicken tenders, breast or thighs.

you do not have to cook chicken first.

Dino

Ahh yes, a woman after me own heart!

Dino

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Describe the S-77/79 BLUE ENVELOPE

by Severus in

i am looking for a detailed description of the blue envelope that df forms are mailed in.. what is the size, brand, is anything pre-printed, etc?.

if at all possible provide a scan.

pm me for details.

Dino

Like this,

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Dino

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Describe the S-77/79 BLUE ENVELOPE

by Severus in

i am looking for a detailed description of the blue envelope that df forms are mailed in.. what is the size, brand, is anything pre-printed, etc?.

if at all possible provide a scan.

pm me for details.

Dino

Also, I forgot to add that there is nothing to do printing wise (congregationally, for instance, Dookeyville, USA ) in the sender portion of the envelope . Just run the envelope through your desktop printer with 3, 1 point rules about an inch and a half wide with the leading about 1/4 between and you will be fine.

Dino

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Describe the S-77/79 BLUE ENVELOPE

by Severus in

i am looking for a detailed description of the blue envelope that df forms are mailed in.. what is the size, brand, is anything pre-printed, etc?.

if at all possible provide a scan.

pm me for details.

Dino

They are #10-24 or #10-20 blue Springhill envelopes. The two are so very much alike, so whatever they have in stock. Very generic. You can even go to a paper convenience store that services printshops and get a few samples for free (those that carry Springhill paper, which is an International Paper brand). Springhill bond is a very widely used paper.

Hope this helps,

Dino

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