Justice-One

Joined

• started 59 topics
• posted 928 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by Justice-One

• 
  4

  Socrates last words......

  by Justice-One in

  1. social
  2. humour

  "i drank what?

  "

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  "I drank what?"
• 
  2

  Why JW's and Mormons avoid each other...

  by Justice-One in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k31bglmtcju&mode=related&search=

  1. 
  2. 
• 

  Justice-One

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k31BgLmTcJU&mode=related&search=
• 
  8

  My preaching effort at the DC

  by jwfacts in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my wife decided to go to the dc for the sunday.

  anyway she needed a lift home so i had to go and pick her up at the end.

  i managed to park right outside one of the exits.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  "Religion is a Snare and a Racket" just like the JWs used to do outside of the churches.

  Now that is a great title for a flyer made by the Pooper-Poster!
• 
  44

  IF they were right

  by KW13 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  imagine you woke up in a paradise earth that was inhabited by jehovahs witnesses.

  what would your reaction be?

  personally i'd feel sick (if my perfect body would allow that lol) as eternity stuck with them, would be worse than hell.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  Day 7...

  Andre woke up and boy is he pissed. We then made plans for a little "field service" on "Elder Hill." Since Andre was still recovering from his wounds, I conducted a recon mission. What I found on Elder Hill was quite disturbing, but not unexpected. The Elders had locked the front gate of the community and posted armed guards. But again, since I never met an Elder or "true believer" that had an IQ greater than 75, it was no problem to slip by them. I then found the house where an Elders meeting was taking place. I overheard them talking about that as the "Glorious Ones" they had a duty to protect the flock now more than ever, so armed guards would now protect them as they worked. Also there was now going to be a meeting every day. The society had also sent word that as soon as possible, "two-way" televisions were to be placed in every room of each home. And of course this includded the bedroom. The brothers had always been there anyway, but now they would actualy be able to watch and make sure that non-JW sex was not practiced. This would allow the brothers to keep constant watch over their sheep.

  I then de-assed the AO, and made my way back to the mountains. On the way I salted their food and water supplies with Ex-Lax. The Elders always were full of shit, and I thought this might help.

  I knew that Andre and I would soon be very busy - for one thing we were going to have to find a place for all the "rebels" to live.
• 
  38

  Mom just told she would dime me out and get me disfellowshipped

  by What-A-Coincidence in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.

  you would do me that favor???

  i didn't say that but i thought it.. .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  thanks for the advice on the drinks since i don't have much experience with da booze, i just pulled out whatever was in the cupboard

  Just rememeber, wine is fine, buy liquer is quicker.
• 
  38

  Mom just told she would dime me out and get me disfellowshipped

  by What-A-Coincidence in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.. she said if i get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped.

  you would do me that favor???

  i didn't say that but i thought it.. .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  "Bobby, you best forget about that coffee liqueur . . . . . it's the devil!"

  Oh my God!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
• 
  44

  IF they were right

  by KW13 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  imagine you woke up in a paradise earth that was inhabited by jehovahs witnesses.

  what would your reaction be?

  personally i'd feel sick (if my perfect body would allow that lol) as eternity stuck with them, would be worse than hell.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  Andre and Just-one's story sounds a little like the old movie Red Dawn.

  I always said the commies and JW's had a lot in common.
• 
  68

  What Did You LOVE About Being a Jehovah's Witness?

  by Seeker4 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok. minimus had his 'what did you hate about being a jw' thread, so i want to take a different tack on this.

  i'll even start it.

  i loved some of the get-togethers we had.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  Leaving.
• 
  44

  IF they were right

  by KW13 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  imagine you woke up in a paradise earth that was inhabited by jehovahs witnesses.

  what would your reaction be?

  personally i'd feel sick (if my perfect body would allow that lol) as eternity stuck with them, would be worse than hell.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  Diary of an Armaggedon Survivor

  PRICELESS!!!!
• 
  44

  IF they were right

  by KW13 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  imagine you woke up in a paradise earth that was inhabited by jehovahs witnesses.

  what would your reaction be?

  personally i'd feel sick (if my perfect body would allow that lol) as eternity stuck with them, would be worse than hell.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Justice-One

  Day Six.... J-1 finds Andre, and discovers that he is only wounded. (JW Elders thankfully can't shoot worth shit.) The smile on his face was just the result of it being locked into that position - just like mom said would happen when a face was made for to long of a time. J-1 cuts him down and they retreat into the hills with a few other rebels. On the way they clean out the local sports super store. Once in the mountains, they name themselves the "Wolverines."