Stupidest teaching has to be, Masturbation makes you Gay.
Devilsnok
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What was the most laughable JW teaching??
by chuckyy inhi all.
in your opinion, what was the silliest , most laughable watchtower teaching/doctrine, since its beginning until now???.
chukyy.
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People sho is funny
by IP_SEC inhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=d0otttixwbm.
the force is a tool of satan!!!.
lol "start wars is only for the good of humanity!!:.
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Devilsnok
Being able to Force choke some brother or sister giving a really boring during the WT study would be pretty neat I think. Jedi Mind tricks on house owners again neat, think of all those mag placements you could do.
Jcs could be replaced with light saber fights down at the KH and appostates get to wear those neat "sith" monk robe things with the hoods
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Funny/strange things you ate as a kid.
by IP_SEC inok i'll start.. 13 y/o or so.. once it rained for a month straight.
we had an old dry tank dump in the back that filled up with water.
there were tons of frogs that showed up and started breeding.. i was looking at them on the edge of the water through my .22 scope.
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Devilsnok
After reading those revolting stories I'm so glad I grew up in a civilised country!
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Anybody else watch "Fear Itself"?
by JimmyPage inthis show will probably get cancelled but i like how it's a different story each episode, usually with a twist.
it's like a new horror movie every week.
some are better than others but now that "lost" is over until next season i'm grooving on this show.
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Devilsnok
Seen it. Like you said some are better than others. The first episode about the Vampire in the barn was pants but the episode about the two guys that swapped bodies in the hospital was disturbing!
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how many wanted to just run away?...disappear?....after....
by oompa in....waking up to the real truth about the truth?......when it first really hit me like a shovel in the face.....i actually said to the co i would have to leave my wife and son (not hers)) and he is now 20 (not the co..my son), and i said it because i knew i would now never measure up to the "spiritual head" model.
cause i knew it was all bs...but have not really ran away yet....at least not for more than a week at a time.........doing better actually.......but did you want to at least move or something?
?...........oompa
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Devilsnok
I ran away and disapeared from everyone when I wanted to fade away.
I knew that I'd give in and go back to the meetings if someone bothered to find out why I was missing so I had to do a runner. I transferred jobs and moved to London to hide, met an Australian girl and ended up going off to Oz with her for nearly a year just because I wanted to get as far away from the truth and anyone in it as possible.
I think I might have won the "who ran away the furthest" contest in here.
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Black guy asks for change
by keyser soze ini found the following article to be rather disturbing.
this increasingly aggressive level of panhandling is starting to become alarming:.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change.
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Devilsnok
I was sat by the window eating in a restaurant in S.F one evening when a woman started to knock on the window and started to beckon me out. She looked distressed and disheveled and I thought she'd been attacked and needed help. So I stopped eating, got up out of my seat and went outside to see if I could help her. When I got out side I asked what was up... She then asked me if I could go back inside and buy her glass of wine and bring it out to her! lol
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British Museum Exhibits -
by Dr Jekyll inthere are some things i need to prove to my mum, here they are... .
firstly the cuneiform tablet with part of the babylonian chronicle (605-594).
before i discuss this with mum i need to know that this is accepted fact and nothing will change what it says or affect its content.
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Devilsnok
btt
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If this is true, I swear to god I want off this planet.
by IP_SEC inhonest to god true story.. i went to the groc store saturday.
of the items bought was mayonaise.
(dont eat the shit myself but someone had to have it).
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Devilsnok
Kids fill paper bags with Mayo, they then go for a drive, spot a victim walking down the street then lob the bag full of Mayo out of the window whilst speading past.
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State truthful Facts that make Kangaroo`s look Bad,Wierd or Foolish
by OUTLAW in..kangaroo`s are a seedy bunch..you can`t trust them!..why can`t they walk like everyone else?.....and.....what`s in that big frigg`n pouch?..........................outlaw
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Devilsnok
I once heard a story from a park ranger in Victoria Australia that apparently was true. A small female asian tourist was badly beaten and sexually abused but a group of Kangaroos at a nature reserve in the state. Apparently Roo's can get quiet frisky and tend to go for small built females.
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The Bible Dinosaur
by Devilsnok inanyone remember the picture of the dinosaur that used to be on the inside cover of the green bible?
has anyone got a scan / picture of it please?.
matt.
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Devilsnok
(Edited to warn Mary not to look at the dirty Barny Picture incase it gives her impure thoughts again lol)
I have it on good authority that the dinosaur was disfellowshipped for questioning if Jesus really did come back in 1914.
I heard he was Disfellowshipped for being gay... He's got his own Tv show and everything now.
Barney (looking like a penis head )
