i'll freely confess i was wrong.
when i first found sites like this one, i still thought that ethical reform of the watchtower was.
if you're a lurker here, you need to give up on this naive notion and stop wasting your life.. .
'Go to the ants you lazy ones. learn its ways and become wise'
The Org like to quote that scripture. That's all the rank and file JW is - a worker ant. No need to thank them or look after them; obedience is obligatory and its own reward.
Poor b******s!
pediatrician improved the welfare of children
when friends and family of dr. robert scherz gather saturday to remember his life, they will talk about a pediatrician who was passionate about his profession, his faith and his family - but most of all about the welfare of children.
an innovative blood saving machine is being
Thanks for posting that Fiskilis. I actually found it interesting in a perverse kinda way! 
Oh, and welcome to the board, please tell us more about yourself. 
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a mouse whispered in my ear today that the may km was around... sincerely,.
district overbeer of the "faithless and indiscrete slave" class
The October KM has been sent and should be available by now.
It's mainly a review of this year's assembly but also contains the service schedule for 2004.
yes verginia, i did not go to the one day assembly today because of these reasons:
i sang with my friends at a night club till 1:am, and i slept till noon, and just had to set in my sweats and eat hot cakes with sausage gravy along with a cup of coffee.
and because i find surfing the web much more educational and entertaining than setting on hard seats hearing some cone head asking me "what sort of persons ought you to be blah blah" and waiting in lines to go pee and do #2, and i find it much more fun to plop down in front of my tv and watch cable springer eating potato chips and dip.
waiting in lines to go pee and do #2, and I find it much more fun to plop down in front of my TV
You dirty bas***d!
Seriously though, I think it's great that I don't have to go to the assembly anymore - I treat myself to all sorts of stuff (computer games, videos, Chinese takeaways etc.) while the missus is suffering away.
Tee Hee!
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this thread is dedicated to all those that have never had a thread dedicated to them before.
This reply is dedicated to Gumby only.
(Best I could do)
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this thread is dedicated to all those that have never had a thread dedicated to them before.
This thread is dedicated to all those that have never had a thread dedicated to them before.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
right now mine is the standard leave your name, number, ect.
hello, if this is who i think it is leave a message.
if it isn't who i think it is leave a message anyways, maybe we'll do lunch.. if you you aren't who you think you are don't leave a message - get help!.
I dialed a wrong number once and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring
enough to call. I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return
your call, you are one of the changes."
ok, it's almost the weekend, let's all have a bit of fun.. how about we tell our favourite "doctor" joke?.
here's a couple:.
"doctor, doctor, i keep imagining that i'm a set of curtains / drapes!".
Doctor, Doctor!
I keep thinking I'm a bridge!
What's come over you?
Well, so far three cars and a coach.
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Doctor, Doctor! (pushing in)
I keep imagining I'm a snooker ball!
Get to the end of the queue!
there's been too much volatile stuff going around, and a few folks appear tetchy.. can we drop any issues, and just enjoy a ((((group hug)))) for a moment.... ((((hugs to everyone)))).
love you guys.
coz regardless of the ups and downs, this place is a little like the family i lost.... sometimes i need to take a step back, have a break and some quiet time, but that's ok, too.. every blessing to everyone,.
