I noticed the listening devices were disguised as peanuts. You could tell they were not real ground nuts, cos each one featured a small ariel sticking unobtrusively out the side. I knew that peanuts do not normally have ariels. I am not easily fooled like some nutters. Did you notice the wires too? Would you like to greet the visitors when they land tomorrow? I am going to bring some peanuts with me to represent earth food. (without ariels of course). The nutter
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Elders Letter: Big Announcement/Why they want all the telephone #'s
by dannyboy inaugust 28, 2006 .
to all bodies of elders and traveling overseers
dear brothers, .
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Elders Letter: Big Announcement/Why they want all the telephone #'s
by dannyboy inaugust 28, 2006 .
to all bodies of elders and traveling overseers
dear brothers, .
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The listening devices were disguised as peanuts. You could tell they were real ground nuts, cos each one featured a small ariel sticking unobtrusively out the side. I knew though, that peanuts do not normally have ariels. I am not easily fooled like some nutters. Did you see the wires too? Would you like to greet the visitors when they land tomorrow? I am going to bring some peanuts with me to represent earth food. (without ariels of course). The nutter
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The Biggest Scam known to the Son of Man?
by shinobi1kinobi inafter two years of constant force conversion, many many boring meetings, at least one nervous breakdown and two broken hearts.
i have come to my own conclusions about the jw and the watchtower society.
not that different to many of your contributers on this site.
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You sound like you need someone to hold your hand. Would you like to go for a spin in my flying saucer with me... Ob1... When you get off stacking shelves tomorrow, I'll whizz by. The Nutter (the force is strong in this one)
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The Biggest Scam known to the Son of Man?
by shinobi1kinobi inafter two years of constant force conversion, many many boring meetings, at least one nervous breakdown and two broken hearts.
i have come to my own conclusions about the jw and the watchtower society.
not that different to many of your contributers on this site.
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You sound like you need someone to hold your hand. Would you like to go for a spin in my flying saucer with me... Ob1... When you get off stacking shelves tomorrow, I'll whizz by. The Nutter (the force is strong in this one)
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A Friend Just Asked Me Why His JW Family Is Stocking Up On Food......
by minimus inall of his family are witnesses.
they told him they are "storing and stocking up" on powdered milk and non-perishable items.......this is the second time i hear that witnesses are doing this in preperation of "the end".
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Does anyone know what would be a good 'sell by date' to go for? Do nuts have a longer shelf life, or should I buy beans.
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A Friend Just Asked Me Why His JW Family Is Stocking Up On Food......
by minimus inall of his family are witnesses.
they told him they are "storing and stocking up" on powdered milk and non-perishable items.......this is the second time i hear that witnesses are doing this in preperation of "the end".
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I have heard Peanuts are nutrious. Oranges are nice, but you cannot beat a sensible supply of nuts. There does not seem to be a shortage of them here, so you should be fine. The Nutter.
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THE BORG WANTS YOUR NUMBER
by Mary inmy elderly dub aunt (who's the biggest whiner the world has ever seen) came over tonight to first of all, whine about how her neighbour shuts her kitchen cupboard doors in the most annoying way possible and her dog barks and what was she supposed to do about it?
anyway, as soon as these monumental problems were solved, she informed me that at the bookstudy the other night, the conductor told everyone to "stay after the prayer" as he had 'something important to announce.
" naturally everyone did this, all the while wondering if the red phone at patterson was in direct contact with jehovah himself as the study was being conducted.
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Maybe they have gone undercover. Would you like to come for a spin in my flying saucer. We could go undercover... I would like that very much. We could write a new TV series called 'The 27000'. It could be about how they were all undercover, but are not now...
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THE BORG WANTS YOUR NUMBER
by Mary inmy elderly dub aunt (who's the biggest whiner the world has ever seen) came over tonight to first of all, whine about how her neighbour shuts her kitchen cupboard doors in the most annoying way possible and her dog barks and what was she supposed to do about it?
anyway, as soon as these monumental problems were solved, she informed me that at the bookstudy the other night, the conductor told everyone to "stay after the prayer" as he had 'something important to announce.
" naturally everyone did this, all the while wondering if the red phone at patterson was in direct contact with jehovah himself as the study was being conducted.
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Is anyone actually reading this stuff? If so, remember to keep your phone number private in case someone trys to call you on it, or worse right it down it their book. I would be grateful if someone would use my number. No one calls me cos I'm a nutter.
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THE BORG WANTS YOUR NUMBER
by Mary inmy elderly dub aunt (who's the biggest whiner the world has ever seen) came over tonight to first of all, whine about how her neighbour shuts her kitchen cupboard doors in the most annoying way possible and her dog barks and what was she supposed to do about it?
anyway, as soon as these monumental problems were solved, she informed me that at the bookstudy the other night, the conductor told everyone to "stay after the prayer" as he had 'something important to announce.
" naturally everyone did this, all the while wondering if the red phone at patterson was in direct contact with jehovah himself as the study was being conducted.
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The occupants of the interplanetary craft had a strange orange glow, and seemed a little overweight, and almost cat like in appearance. The occupants were carrying small phonebook like objects. Resistance is futile.
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THE BORG WANTS YOUR NUMBER
by Mary inmy elderly dub aunt (who's the biggest whiner the world has ever seen) came over tonight to first of all, whine about how her neighbour shuts her kitchen cupboard doors in the most annoying way possible and her dog barks and what was she supposed to do about it?
anyway, as soon as these monumental problems were solved, she informed me that at the bookstudy the other night, the conductor told everyone to "stay after the prayer" as he had 'something important to announce.
" naturally everyone did this, all the while wondering if the red phone at patterson was in direct contact with jehovah himself as the study was being conducted.
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When the UFO's land, maybe we could give them our phone number too! Really, what are we all going to do when we go back to work at the supermarket tomorrow stacking shelves.