Posts by chiddy

as i mentioned before in another thread, it was brought up to me by another jw guest after the meal that it was "as if this was like a cult" when everyone would drop their utensils on que, stand up in unison and end the meal with a prayer.

chiddy

An elder mate of mine who was a bethel boy in the uk, said sunday nights were the most popular of the week because they always served chips. Another old fella in our cong could not pronounce Bethel but called it Bethnal instead so we all called it that among our group.

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My shunning mother called me....accidently

by restrangled in

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this was such a sad exhange and just shows how unnatural this bogus rule by the wbts is.. i see my moms name on the caller id and i immediately pick up.

(keep in mind we live 2 blocks apart).

my mom says julia?, and i say no mom its me, you must have dialed the wrong number.. mom: oh, i'm sorry, how are you?

chiddy

Sad and sorry , similar crap here myself. My sister is married to an elder 2 kids seen them once , they live about 15 miles from me, get an email from my aunt today (non jw) and she says great to hear about your sisters new baby! I did not even know she was pregnant

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BRAIN-DEAD QUOTES FROM OCT 1st WT

by Mary in

the writing department should really win an oscar for best screenplay in a comedy/drama series craptower, the article is entitled is the bible too restrictive?

in actuality, every witness knows that this is really asking "is the wts too restrictive?

on page 9 it says in part:

chiddy

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Crazy English Pub Names - Buy The Winner A Pint!!!

by lowden in

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it made me laugh when i saw the name of one of the prospective apostacurry pubs, the swan and graveyard was it ?.

so i got to thinking about making up some crazy pub names.

you buy your own personal 'winner' a pint at the 'postacurry'.....or if yer not going send 'em a 'cyber pint'.. the frog and bike spoke.

chiddy

The Cock Well Inn

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A duck walks into a bar........

by MidwichCuckoo in

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a duck walks into a bar and asks: "got any bread?".

barman says: "no, its a pub, try the shop round the corner"

an hour later duck comes back into the bar.

chiddy

Steve Irwin walks into a cafe and asks for a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!

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Somebody give us a Ted Jaracz update!!

by WTFBBQPWNT in

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pretty please!

chiddy

Alas i have have to agree that he dies a slow painful death alone, just think how many lives he's help to destroy , sorry it has to be this way Teddy, but thats life.