Nope, I don't buy it.
Agent Smith
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SHOCK! As A Family Of 5 Is DF'd On The Same Night!!!
by african GB Member inthe whole congregation came to a complete and utter shock as a family of 5 was df'd on the same night.... apparently the father was to be df'd for apostacy.
he was given a chance to appeal.
went home to discuss it with family.
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Breaking news: African GB member hit by piano falling from sky!
by JimmyPage inshortly after his family of 5 stood together and were df'd for apostasy, african gb member was reported by an unknown but reputable source to have been hit by a piano that fell from the sky.
he was then struck by a car and pronounced dead at the scene until a prophet revived his bones.
after receiving a message from god he then built an ark and survived a flood that both saltwater and freshwater fish lived through in spite of all odds against such an unlikely occurence.. please forward this thread to five of your friends within the next hour or you will lose your true love forever!.
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AgentSmith
GB' member's stories are a real stretch of the imagination. and maybe, just maybe he Believes it to be true!
I would dream up stories as a child, during those endless, mind numbingly boring Sunday meetings. It passed the time for me. But that is a long time ago, and I can now tell possible truth from outright BS.
Maybe it is too soon for GB, since it seems that GB has a problem telling it apart..
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Debunking the "great crowd" of "other sheep" concept - new video
by Awakened at Gilead infurther research that i did in gilead that led me out of the borg.... .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sypppyso6ae.
enjoy!.
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AgentSmith
LOL Mattieu! Yes I also got that! Wow, thanks for the trip down memory lane.....or not
Agent Smith
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Debunking the "great crowd" of "other sheep" concept - new video
by Awakened at Gilead infurther research that i did in gilead that led me out of the borg.... .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sypppyso6ae.
enjoy!.
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AgentSmith
Very nice! It 'seems' that 'logic' does not feature well in the WBTS. LOL
Agent Smith
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WILL THERE EVER BE A JW REVOLUTION?
by african GB Member inis there a possibility for jw's turning against the gb, perhaps by boycotting the "meetings" and fs?.
in my opinion, i think we could be heading for something to that "effect"..... i have heard several "brothers" in my cong talking about the "need" to adapt to the ever changing world..... .
are they gonna go mainstream and avoid a possible revolt?.
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AgentSmith
Once again big cheers to V and his team!!!
(where is the applaus smiley?)
Agent Smith
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doing meetings not enough...i am getting re-baptised....
by oompa inthat is probably what is holding me back from praying.....so i am taking the plunge and really meaning it this time....................oompa.
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AgentSmith
No problem. Will do. And are you still on for field service this weekend? Some streetwork first and I have a few return visits...
Now where the heck is my tie?
Agent Smiff
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WILL THERE EVER BE A JW REVOLUTION?
by african GB Member inis there a possibility for jw's turning against the gb, perhaps by boycotting the "meetings" and fs?.
in my opinion, i think we could be heading for something to that "effect"..... i have heard several "brothers" in my cong talking about the "need" to adapt to the ever changing world..... .
are they gonna go mainstream and avoid a possible revolt?.
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AgentSmith
I wouldn't take what Reniaa says very seriously, especialy today....
Agent Smith
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doing meetings not enough...i am getting re-baptised....
by oompa inthat is probably what is holding me back from praying.....so i am taking the plunge and really meaning it this time....................oompa.
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AgentSmith
You know it going to be one helluva thing to get the suits to re baptise you....
Sacolton and I are going to the service meeting tonight. Must we pick you up?
Agent Smith
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Sorry! I decided to return to the Kingdom Hall!
by sacolton ini woke this morning and realized that i'm really missing the truth, so i've decided to just go back being a jehovah's witness.
things will be different this time.
i'm going to stop questioning and just accept everything i'm told and attend all the meetings.
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AgentSmith
Sacolton, will you pick me up on the way to the meeting? I need a lift. And we can go out in service this weekend. I need to put in my 15minutes or else I am irregular.......
Agent Smith
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doing meetings not enough...i am getting re-baptised....
by oompa inthat is probably what is holding me back from praying.....so i am taking the plunge and really meaning it this time....................oompa.
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AgentSmith
Oompa, if you can still read this, slowly go to the kitchen and check if there is a gas leak, then call the paramedics, go outside and get fresh air...
Give me a second I will plug into a sucker, uhm outlet near you.
Agent Smith