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  Strut your stuff...show support for dateline

  by dungbeetle in

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  some of us are showing support for dateline by changing our profile pics..... come join us!!!!.

  here is one:.

  before you try and remove the stick from my arse, remove the telephone pole from your own arse..

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  dungbeetle

  Actually, I stole one of them from The Record Collector

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.

  
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  dateline copies...KEEP IT OFF THE BOARD!!!!!

  by dungbeetle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since dateline plans i believe on selling vidotape copies of this segment, please don"t advertise on the board or anywhere that you are sharing copies.. i repeat: please don"t advertise on the board or anywhere that you are sharing copies.. everyone, use email for crying ourt loud, better yet, edit your posts if it isn't too late.

  it won't be easy ever agian to get a program to air our stuff if we advertise that we're taking money away from them.. hugs to all of you who are...uh.... .

  before you try and remove the stick from my arse, remove the telephone pole from your own arse..

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  I believe you can...but just keep this stuff off a major board like this.

  And don't forget peoples, Europe mostly uses PAL format...US an Japan uses NTSC, and FRance I think uses SECAM...
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  dateline copies...KEEP IT OFF THE BOARD!!!!!

  by dungbeetle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  since dateline plans i believe on selling vidotape copies of this segment, please don"t advertise on the board or anywhere that you are sharing copies.. i repeat: please don"t advertise on the board or anywhere that you are sharing copies.. everyone, use email for crying ourt loud, better yet, edit your posts if it isn't too late.

  it won't be easy ever agian to get a program to air our stuff if we advertise that we're taking money away from them.. hugs to all of you who are...uh.... .

  before you try and remove the stick from my arse, remove the telephone pole from your own arse..

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  dungbeetle

  Since Dateline plans I believe on selling vidotape copies of this segment, PLEASE DON"T ADVERTISE ON THE BOARD OR ANYWHERE THAT YOU ARE SHARING COPIES.

  I repeat: PLEASE DON"T ADVERTISE ON THE BOARD OR ANYWHERE THAT YOU ARE SHARING COPIES.

  Everyone, USE EMAIL for crying ourt loud, better yet, edit your posts if it isn't too late.

  It won't be easy ever agian to get a program to air our stuff if we ADVERTISE that we're taking money away from them.

  Hugs to all of you who are...uh...

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.

  
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  Strut your stuff...show support for dateline

  by dungbeetle in

  1. social
  2. current

  some of us are showing support for dateline by changing our profile pics..... come join us!!!!.

  here is one:.

  before you try and remove the stick from my arse, remove the telephone pole from your own arse..

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  dungbeetle

  some of us are showing support for Dateline by changing our profile pics....

  Come join us!!!!

  here is one:

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.

  
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  JUDICIAL COMMITTEE -- ANDERSON

  by silentlambs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the wheels of the watchtower termination squad grind on.

  at 4:45 p.m. today barbara anderson was contacted by the chairman of her previous judicial committee from last week.

  barb was asked to meet with a new judicial hearing to face new charges which are adjusted as follows:.

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  dungbeetle

  What is Watchtower really afraid of I wonder?

  That they have so many pedophiles, that expulsion of them all would leave them so short-handed that their organization will grind to a screeching halt?

  BURN BABY BURN

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.

  
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  True prophecy about the WTS and a novel approach

  by Lee Elder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as i sit back and watch the pedophilia scandal unfold, it occurs to me that someone connected to the watchtower got it right - they prophesied what we are seeing.

  my friend jim penton in "apocalypse delayed" wrote about the impact of "brain drain" on the organization.

  no organization can afford to continually lose its brightest members, yet that is exactly what the wts has done for years.. what is the price of this constant "dumbing down"?

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  I think you're right on. I've just made calls to all my family, and am waiting for my message light to start flashing.

  Since I have exciting and important news to share, nobody is home OF COURSE!!!

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.

  
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  silentlambs -- please read

  by CoolBreeze in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  bill, i posted this in another thread but i wanted to make sure you got this.

  also if anyone wants to lend a hand with distribution.

  i could burn a cd and send it to the uk, and hopefully somone there could copy the cd there and distribute it around.

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  dungbeetle

  I'm not Silentlambs, but I can tell you two things:

  1) OF COURSE ti would be illegal to upload it for all to see without permission. Ask them

  2) Dateline monitors this site. PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE edit YOUR POST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

  PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE edit YOUR POST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

  I love you dearly but sometimes you worry me....

  (((( ))))

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.

  
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  JUDICIAL COMMITTEE -- ANDERSON

  by silentlambs in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the wheels of the watchtower termination squad grind on.

  at 4:45 p.m. today barbara anderson was contacted by the chairman of her previous judicial committee from last week.

  barb was asked to meet with a new judicial hearing to face new charges which are adjusted as follows:.

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  I know in the case of blood transfusion therpay and also serving in the military, Watchtower had to change in many places because they were 'subverting' the law of the land.

  You have to wonder if Watchtower can be ruled an illegal organization because, by its treatment of members, it subverts the law of the land. Rutherford was successfully prosecuted for this very thing all the way back in 1917 I think it was.

  When Watchtower changed and said they would only 'forcibly dissaciate' those receiving blood transfusions and those who join the military, the law of the land looked the other way. They didn't get involved.

  It really is time they got involved. This is the third law (child molestation) that Watchter is publicly advocating that its members flout, and punishes them if they don't.

  WATCHTOWER WANTS PERSECUTION REAL REAL BAD.

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.

  
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  Requirements

  by bchapp in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does anybody know where i can get a copy of the "require brochure?".

  "if the truth hurts most of us so badly that we don't want it told,.

  it hurts even more grievously those who dare to tell it.

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  dungbeetle

  http://www.jwfiles.com/jw-cant.htm

  Become a Jehovah's Witness and you can't...

  Celebrate Mother's Day
  Celebrate Father's Day
  Celebrate Grandparent's Day
  Celebrate Birthdays
  Celebrate Thanksgiving
  Celebrate New Year's Day
  Celebrate Christmas
  Celebrate Halloween
  Celebrate Easter
  Celebrate Flag Day
  Celebrate Independence Day (Fourth of July)
  Celebrate Hanukkah
  Celebrate St. Patrick's Day
  Celebrate Valentine's Day
  Celebrate "Any" Holiday
  Sing any Holiday Songs
  Eat turkey on Thanksgiving
  Join the Boy Scouts
  Join the Girl Scouts
  Buy Girl Scout Cookies
  Become a Cheerleader
  Attend class reunions (No "Worldly" association)
  Go to the school prom
  Play School Sports (No competition allowed)
  Play Professional Sports
  Join any organization that has ties to Christianity
  Shop at the Salvation Army
  Volunteer for the Salvation Army
  Shop at Church run thrift stores
  Shop at Church Garage Sales
  Shop at any Store that has Christian ties
  Contribute to the Red Cross
  Join the YMCA
  Join the Military
  Become a Police Officer
  Attend Alcoholics Anonymous
  Salute the Flag
  Sing the National Anthem
  Go to War
  Learn karate
  Vote (Conscience matter now to please Governments, you will be ostracized if you do)
  Run for any Public Office
  Campaign for a Candidate
  Can join union, but not participate in its affairs
  Buy lottery tickets
  Gamble
  Date without supervision - young or old
  Watch R rated movies
  Cannot work on another Church if it's a regular customer
  Own a religious picture or statue
  Smoke cigarettes, pipes or a cigars
  Sell cigarettes, pipes or a cigars
  Accept Blood
  Donate Blood
  Wear blue jeans or casual clothes to the Kingdom Hall
  Wear pants to the Kingdom Hall if you are a female
  Wear skirts or dresses that are above the knee at any time
  Wear any type of long hair if you are a man
  Wear a beard in some Kingdom Halls and areas (judged hard)
  Pierce ears if male, other body parts if female
  Have any Tattoos
  Say curse words
  Toast drinks (pagan origin)
  Throw rice at a wedding (pagan origin)
  Say "Bless You" when someone sneezes
  Say "Good Luck!", "Wish me Luck", "I was Lucky" or "You were Lucky"
  Tell ghost stories
  Practice Yoga
  Own a Smurf
  Watch TV shows, "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch", "Touched by an Angel", or "Bewitched"
  Say "It was fate" or mention anything to do with "fate"
  Engage in any risky acts such as: Sky Diving, Bungie Jumping & Hang Gliding
  Have Jesus as your Mediator and Savior
  Wear or own a Cross
  Attend another Church (Spiritual Fornication)
  Associate on a regular basis with nonbelievers
  Associate with ex-members
  Associate with disfellowshipped ones
  Talk with disfellowshipped ones
  Marry a nonbeliever (If you do, you are judged hard by the congregation)
  Marry in another Church or attend a wedding in another Church
  Have a funeral in another Church or attend a funeral in another Church
  Pray, including holding your head down, when a nonbeliever prays
  Study other religious articles not from the Society
  Read negative information about the Society
  Question the Watchtower Society on anything
  Exercise your on conscience if it goes against the religion
  Question Anything!
  Have Christian freedom
  If you are a woman you can't pray in the presence of men, without a covering on your head

  Become a Jehovah's Witness and you shouldn't....
  .... if you do you will be looked down upon

  Discuss politics
  Get on the Internet
  Attend social functions organized by your place of work
  Associate with worldly neighbors

  "The police officer part is not completely true..you can BE a police officer, but you cannot hold a responsible position in the organization."

  Attend several regular meetings each week
  Go out in field service regularly to recruit new members
  Report your field service activity to the congregation each month
  Attend regular scheduled conventions
  Give talks at the congregation (whether young or old, male or female)
  Read and fully understand their teachings
  Prepare for each meeting
  Study with family
  Fully accept the Watchtower's authority and rules (no exceptions)
  Dress according to their rules at the Kingdom Halls, Service and conventions (no exceptions)

  Women and small girls must wear dresses
  Men must wear dress pants with dress shirts and ties
  
  Associate only with fellow members
  Report on fellow members including your family, if they are caught doing something against Society's rules
  You have to sing at the meetings (even if you have a bad voice) - or you are looked down upon

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.

  
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  Do they pay taxes?

  by Valis in

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  2. friends

  this was partially started and mentioned by fark in a thread unrelated to the subject, but in case there are any out there that think the wt pays taxes on their properties, please see the following url.

  http://nycserv.nyclink.org/nycproperty/statements/atb/jsp/stmtassessatb.jsp?statementid=35485030.

  i want a religious dormitory!!!!

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  dungbeetle

  So, where's the Patterson info?

  Inquiring and lifeless minds like minds want to know

  BEFORE YOU TRY AND REMOVE THE STICK FROM MY ARSE, REMOVE THE TELEPHONE POLE FROM YOUR OWN ARSE.