wow.
ok. i told them that the meeting was off.
you seem to be able to quote scriptures quite well.
LMAO @ all of your replies.
I am about to have an explosive vomiting episode. My dad came over. He's outside with my hubby. They're talking. Dad's trying to work the magic. It's dark outside and this was an unanounced visit. I started another post on this because I am just so.......I don't even have a words for it. Mad? Nervous? Scared?
omg, dad's been calling all day and i've been hiding.
hubby's finally called him to tell him we don't want to talk about it.
after hubby had been on the phone with him for almost an hour (he was on the phone outside while i was inside cooking), i hear my dad's voice!
OMG, dad's been calling all day and I've been hiding. Hubby's finally called him to tell him we don't want to talk about it. After hubby had been on the phone with him for almost an hour (he was on the phone outside while I was inside cooking), I hear my dad's voice! He is out there trying to indoctrinate my man all over again. I know this time it won't work, but I don't know whether to go out there, stay in here, hide, puke, or what!
*bites nails nervously*
wow.
ok. i told them that the meeting was off.
you seem to be able to quote scriptures quite well.
WOW. OK. I TOLD THEM THAT THE MEETING WAS OFF. I SAID THAT WHATEVER THEY NEEDED TO SAY TO MY HUSBAND, THEY COULD SAY IT TO ME. I ALSO SAID THAT I DIDN'T FEEL THE "CHRISTIAN" HUSBANDS WERE A GOOD EXAMPLE OF WHAT A GOOD HUSBAND IS SUPPOSED TO BE, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE SO MANY OF THEM ARE DOWNRIGHT ABUSIVE TO THEIR WIVES. THIS IS WHAT I GOT IN REPLY TO THAT: (MY COMMENTS TO YOU ARE HIGHLIGHTED. I AM NOT GOING TO REPLY TO HER. OH YEAH, AND SHE WROTE IT IN PINK AND I CAN'T GET RID OF THIS FRICKING FONT!) I'm not going to argue with you and I'm no longer responding to any of your emails. Emails are useless as they seem to appear in your words "confrontational". THAT'S why I wanted to talk to you in person. They were fine until I received your last email which I deemed very rude. Did I misunderstand the tone, too? Well, if we can't seem to get the tone of each others emails, I'll repeat it: They are useless. You are so angry with men. NOT ALL MEN, JUST ASSHOLES WHO THINK THEY ARE THE #1 LIFE-FORM ON THE PLANET The men you have it out for are imperfect. And you don't know what goes on behind closed doors. YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY MUCH WORSE THAN ANYONE EXPECTS. THE PUNCHES AND BRUISES ARE PROBABLY METICULOUSLY CARRIED OUT IN PLACES EASILY HIDDEN BY CLOTHING. Their wives probably (I use that word because I'm not familiar with XXXX's wife's personality) throw punches back when provoked. I know XXX, XXXXXX, and I do. And it's a good thing you're not toting around a penis in your pants. Because you would be just like the Iraqi, Iranian, Asian men. Everyone sees how you treat Nick; like he's some kind of inferior when you don't get your way. I've heard you scream, low-rate and belittle him when he doesn't stop, drop and roll at your beckoning. Yes, luckily he so much like his mild-tempered father (gentle, Christ-like). Because he'd knock the shit out of you. Too bad you don't have a little "Christlike" in you. YOU, my dear, ARE WRONG to treat him like that!!! And I hope you are taking this tone as ANGRY AS HELL! Because, then AND ONLY then, will your judgment be correct. WOW, THIS AMAZES ME. REALLY. MY HUSBAND AND I ARE EQUAL, AND NEITHER OF US LOW-RATE OR BELITTLE THE OTHER. SHE'S NEVER HEARD US SCREAM AT EACH OTHER. SHE'S NEVER SEEN HIM COWER AT ME! HE DOESN'T COWER AT ME! NEITHER OF US ARE AFRAID OF THE OTHER. WHEN WE DO ARGUE (WHICH IS SO DAMN RARE BECAUSE WE GET ALONG SO WELL), WE WILL DO OUR SHARE OF YELLING. THEN WE APOLOGIZE AND HAVE GREAT MAKE-UP SEX. MAYBE IF THEY WERE SPYING ON US AND CIRCLING OUR HOUSE ON THEIR SILENT LITTLE GOLF-CART (STEALTH-BOMBER), AND SHE HEARD ME SCREAMING....IT WAS THE SEX. THAT KIND OF SCREAMING IS MORE OF A COMPLIMENT TO HIM, NOT AN INSULT BY ANY MEANS! Nick was headed in the right direction until you put a damper on that. You couldn't stand to see him being friends with other people who were happy. WOW. HE HID BEHIND MY SKIRT WHEN I BROUGHT HIM TO THE MEETINGS. I MEAN, HE WAS TERRIFIED OF THEM ALL. THE FAKE SMILES, THE OVER-FLOW OF WEIRDNESS, ALL OF IT FREAKED HIM OUT. NOT ONCE, IN THIS ENTIRE ORDEAL, DID HE MAKE FRIENDS WITH ANY JW. HE ALWAYS MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO LEAVE HIM ALONE WITH ANY OF THEM THERE. HE HELD MY HAND TIGHTLY TO MAKE SURE WE DIDN'T GET SEPERATED. OH, BY THE WAY, DID I MENTION THAT THEY AREN'T HAPPY PEOPLE AT ALL? He has so much potential. EVERYONE adores him. He's too nice. But sometimes that "too nice" is not so good. Having some of his own spine would be good; he needs to stand up to you; maybe you wouldn't be in the predicament you are in today. PREDICAMENT? SO, IF HE'D STAND UP TO ME, WE WOULDN'T BE HAPPIER LIKE WE ARE TODAY? BUT THAT'S THE THING. THERE'S NO CONFLICT OF BELIEFS BETWEEN US, SO THERE'S NOTHING TO STAND UP TO ME OVER. OH YEAH, AND JUST BECAUSE HE IS POLITE AND TACTFUL (SOMETHING THEY WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT) DOESN'T MEAN HE IS SPINELESS. LIKE ANYONE ELSE, ONCE HE'S HAD ENOUGH, HE SPEAKS HIS MIND. You have NO facts; just stupid demonic influences. AND THE BIBLE IS FULL OF FACTS? You don't want to come over here. The influence here is not "dark" enough. The demon sitting on your shoulder cannot coach you here. The "light" here is too bright. WHOA! I AM A CREEPY WITCH. I GRAVITATE TOWARDS DARK THINGS. GOD IS SO GOOD, AND THAT'S WHY I HATE HIM. YEAH, THE DEVIL KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE, WHILE BIG SWEET JEHOVAH WATCHED IN HORROR, AND CRIED. JEHOVAH IS JUST SO NICE, WHY CAN'T I JUST CHANGE MY EVIL MONSTER WAYS AND ACCEPT HIS LOVE??? ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS SHARE HIS LOVE WITH 6.5 BILLION PEOPLE AT ARMAGEDDON TIME Don't tell me there are no demons there. You told my mom you had a demon. MY SENILE GRANDMA? WHY WOULD I TELL HER THAT? BETTER YET, HOW COULD YOU TAKE HER WORD FOR IT? SHE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER OUR NAMES HALF OF THE TIME. SHE HAS ALZHEIMERS. LET'S NOT TAKE EVERYTHING SHE SAYS AS FACT. SHE'S CUTE AND I LOVE HER, BUT SHE'S NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE! What about all the other numerous ordeals in the past that you say were demonic. To deny there is a Jehovah is to deny there are demons. Quit contradicting yourself or fooling yourself. THE ONLY TIMES ANYTHING "CREEPY" HAS EVER HAPPENED (DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING ON THEIR OWN), WAS AT THEIR HOUSE! NOT MINE! NOTHING STRANGE HAS EVER OCCURED HERE. AND EVEN THEN, I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT THERE ARE DEMONS. SO, I CAN STILL DENY BOTH. SPIRITS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION DOESN'T PROVE A THING. And if the Bible was so twisted, why have prophecies recorded centuries ago been fulfilled AFTER being printed? TWISTED AS IN, VIOLENT. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PROPHECIES. I WASN'T THERE TO SEE THEM BEING FULFILLED AFTER BEING WRITTEN, AND NEITHER WAS SHE. THIS CASE IS DISMISSED. They are still being fulfilled (1 Tim. 3:1-5). You seem to be able to quote scriptures quite well. The Bible is VERY harmonious (contrary to what that little demon has you believing). *PETTING MY LITTLE DEMON* SHHH, DON'T TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT HIM, YOU'LL HURT HIS FEELINGS! I tell you what--get rid of that little demon(s) and we'll talk. Clear your house of all their possessions (Ann Rice books, etc.---you know EXACTLY what you got that keeps them there). Until then, don't bother calling, emailing or coming over (not that you gave much of a shit about that anyway). OK, I'M OFF TO THROW AWAY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN HARDCOVER NOVELS, CDS, ANTIQUES, AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT THESE SUPERSTITIOUS IDIOTS BELIEVE TO BE CONTROLLING MY MIND. THEN, AFTER WASTING MY MONEY AND REGRETFULLY THROWING MY STUFF AWAY, I WILL GO OVER FOR A REPROGRAMMING SESSION. MAYBE IT CAN GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN WE USED TO VISIT DAILY AND MY DAD WOULD BELITTLE ME AND MY SISTERS TO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF MY HUSBAND (WHILE MY HUSBAND KEPT HIS COOL AND HIS GAG REFLEXES IN CHECK) I don't know why I'm wasting my precious time here. You're not capable of reasoning anymore. That's a sad reality. WHO ISN'T CAPABLE OF REASONING? I'll always love you dearly. Time will heal my broken heart. It always does. Yes, it's natural to cry. Don't quote me a scripture on that. Because I'll respond with Rev. 21:4. BUT YOU SEE, I QUOTE SCRIPTURES TO HER BECAUSE SHE BUYS THEM. IF SHE QUOTES SCRIPTURES TO ME, IT DOESN'T QUITE HAVE THE SAME EFFECT. YOU KNOW? WHEN I LIKE...DON'T "FOLLOW" THE BIBLE, THE SCRIPTURE-THROWING IS USELESS. BEFORE I USED THEM AGAINST HER, I SAID, "YOU BELIEVE IN WHAT THE BIBLE HAS TO SAY, DON'T YOU?" I'VE MADE IT QUITE CLEAR TO HER THAT I THINK THE BIBLE IS GARBAGE. IT'S AMAZING HOW THAT FLIES WAY OVER HER HEAD AND SHE QUOTE SCRIPTURES BACK AT ME. I'm done! Don't respond to this.....I'll just delete it! HOW MATURE! When you clean up your act, you'll have to knock at my back door to get my attention! FUNNY, I JUST HIT "IGNORE" ON AN INCOMING PHONE CALL FROM THEIR HOUSE. I DON'T REMEMBER KNOCKING ON THEIR BACKDOOR THIS MORNING. WHY AM I GETTING MORE ATTENTION??? WELL, I JUST WANTED TO GIVE THIS UPDATE TO ALL MY FRIENDS HERE WHO HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING MY STORY AND WHO FIND THIS KIND OF DRAMA INTERESTING AND ENTERTAINING. TO ANYONE ELSE WHO HAS HAD SIMILAR PROBLEMS WITH THEIR PARENTS, CHEERS TO INDEPENDENCE AND FREEDOM! HAVE A GREAT DAY, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO KEEP YOU POSTED ON MY "BREAKING AWAY" SAGA. HOPEFULLY, SHE WILL STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT AS DIFFICULT AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN, AND LET IT DIE DOWN FOR A WHILE.
so we're remodeling a bedroom in our house, and that includes me adding (at considerable expenditure of personal energy, i might add!
) a new shelving layout in the closet.. now, i ask kate what she thinks is best, and add a full shelf here, and a bank of multiple shelves there...and then, all of a sudden she starts going on and on about how much extra space she's going to have for all her "stuff" (guys, you know what i mean!
lol).
We should all just get the same Instant Messenger and log on at a set time to a conference! I used Yahoo, but I've been known to download and own all of them at once :)
Or are yall already doing this?
one of the more shocking things i've come across on this forum is that supposedly it'll be our responsibility to clean up the mess armagedon made and make the world a paradise during the 1000 year reign (jw's belive in the 1000 year reign, then the final judgement and destruction of satan right?
my doctrine is a little fuzzy).
this is new to me, has it appeared anywhere in the literature, talks, or the bible?
No Ruby, it would be much worse than ground zero. It would be exactly like my above post. Unless of course, the mysterious magical Disney God wiggled his nose and made all of it disappear.
how did the kangaroo, the koala bear, and the platypus get from noah's ark to australia?
how did any animals get to australia for that matter?i know that this has been considered before but i just love asking jws this question.. nvr.
As for the ones that bite and are useless (the most useless creature being wasps), Jehovah made them become gentle and sweet, like kittens. But once the flod was over, Noah was biten and sting on the ass and that's actually the truth as to how he died. It was just too shameful of a death to be recorded. He was playing with fire.
I LOVED the Animal Bible, Book of the Flood! I bet Jah loved the smell of the wombat sacrific. Those kangaroos are mightly priestly. Maybe his wombat sacrific was so nice, that this is the reason why kangaroos don't have labor pains. He just let a little slug crawl out of it's uterus and the kangaroo is like, "umm, I think I just had a joey". And sure enough, the little rascal is just like a fetus, except it was born BEFORE his head got so big that it split it's mother's pelves in half on the way out.
Wow, Jah loves marsupials more than he loves me
Either that, or they just got lucky while we were all evolving together from the shrew.
one of the more shocking things i've come across on this forum is that supposedly it'll be our responsibility to clean up the mess armagedon made and make the world a paradise during the 1000 year reign (jw's belive in the 1000 year reign, then the final judgement and destruction of satan right?
my doctrine is a little fuzzy).
this is new to me, has it appeared anywhere in the literature, talks, or the bible?
And to think about it, how many average people do you know that could dare go near, or even look at, a corpse that has been rotting for days? Imagine, even those who'd have the courage to do it, their fingers would sink right into that grey rotting flesh down to the bone. The smell would make them throw up. It would smell rank for miles. The whole earth would stink. China would be a nightmare to clean. Poor JWs from China. They would have to swim through dead people to get out. Same goes for any metropolitan.
The sight of a bloated, blue person with glazed eyes, stinking, and rotting. And these fluffies are going to do it? Elders? Pioneers? Little 13 year old publishers who are big enough to "help the grownups". They can't even chop up a raw chicken for a barbeque. They have to buy the "whole, cut up" kind in the presealed packs. Then they need hand sanitizer after touching it in the store. What kind of super-humans do they think they are? Better yet, do they think dead people come in air-tight packages with labels on them? Fresh as the day they were ground up?
Puh-lease! My first job was on an ambulance. Rotten people are so squishy after a period of time, you'd have to spoon them up. Even after a few hours, it's too gross for the average JW. Rigor sets in, and their stiff in whatever position they landed. Faces stuck in ugly morbid expressions. Cold and rigid like rubber. Nope, I don't see it happening...
Then, where will they be taking these 6.5 billion dead bodies? They will haul them out to the garbage or something? The earth would be covered with dead people in various stages of decomposition, and there's not landfill on this planet that could house them. There aren't enough birds to eat them. You'd have to see your neighbors rot for weeks before finally becoming somewhat of a skeleton. That's easier to deal with, but then what the hell do you do with all those skeletons? There's no garbage trucks anymore, all the garbage people have been killed! Will they haul them by truck? I thought no more fossil fuels after A. All the truckdrivers would be dead too. 6 million fluffy people CANNOT handle the task of cleaning up 6.5 BILLION dead people. Oh, and their dead pets too, let's not forget. I always have wondered what a 9 month pregnant woman would look like split right open with the baby exposed. I'm sure the JWs will love to see that too. Jehovah certainly would love it, and there would be plenty of that to see as well. Oh, and I got DFed for taking the morning after pill. Boo hoo.
Why would they even like this "Jehovah" fellow if he will condemn them to this dirty job?
I guess they can just live around everyone else rotting until we all become bones. Then they will have one hell of a bon-fire with our skeletons. After that, they will be changing the carpets in the nicest houses all for themselves to steal. Except for the fact that whoever makes carpet is dead too. So oops, no new carpet. Oh yeah, and the paint companies are shut down too, because they are all dead. There aren't enough JWs to get anything up and running, not even food. They'd have to rely solely on miracles.
In my opinion, Jah could have taken the easy way out and just killed Satan immediately. No mess. Just *poof* From air you came, to air you shall return.
Sad though, because Satan doesn't really hurt anyone. He just encourages freedom of thought.
Ok, so that pretty much should convince anyone that their dreams of dead people and stealing houses won't ever happen. When everyone is dead, that means um........everyone is dead.
Luckily for us, all that is just make-believe.
so we're remodeling a bedroom in our house, and that includes me adding (at considerable expenditure of personal energy, i might add!
) a new shelving layout in the closet.. now, i ask kate what she thinks is best, and add a full shelf here, and a bank of multiple shelves there...and then, all of a sudden she starts going on and on about how much extra space she's going to have for all her "stuff" (guys, you know what i mean!
lol).
Sure!
so we're remodeling a bedroom in our house, and that includes me adding (at considerable expenditure of personal energy, i might add!
) a new shelving layout in the closet.. now, i ask kate what she thinks is best, and add a full shelf here, and a bank of multiple shelves there...and then, all of a sudden she starts going on and on about how much extra space she's going to have for all her "stuff" (guys, you know what i mean!
lol).
AAAAAAHHHAHA!
I could just imagine this scene too. That must have felt weird the first time you set up the computers in the same room and simultaneously posted. Too cute!
Now about the olden days..... there was a chat room???? Why can't we have one now? I want this site to have a chat room!
Oh goodness. I could imagine the stories. Making sweet sweet forum love.
Why isn't there a chat anymore?
this is great.
i was suffering through an interminably long sunday p.m. public talk (we flip-flopped w/ the other cong--at least sunday a.m. was a little more tolerable because there was still some of the day left to do something).
the speaker was talking about "physical training being beneficial for a little" and how some exercise was necessary.
BOSE are pathetic speakers too, lol
