Yep, my service bag is still packed with stuff from 2 years ago (can I still place it?), in fact i think my meeting bag is still packed from 1 year ago. We still have a ton of JW books out in the garage (sadly there are some up on our bookshelf).
Is there market for this stuff on Ebay?
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Anyone still have an old "call book"?
by Ariel84 ini was just curious if anyone still has their old call book(s); i have no clue what happened to mine.
someone was talking about bloodguilt on here recently, which made me think of return visits and how i used to feel panicked about being bloodguilty if i did not get back to them.
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Doctors Lawyers
by Yesterdays Child inin all my years in dubland i was just wondering ; how many here had doctors or lawyers in your congs?
in the 20 years of my wts days i dont' remember any.
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We had a chiropractor (not exactly a doctor) in Flint South in Michigan.
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What a good husband says is sometimes better than what he does
by TheHypnoToad injack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.
he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
and, next to them, a single red rose!
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He then looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "OH, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!".
Hot breakfast - $5
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THIS IS A HOOT!!!!!
by TheHypnoToad inmr. and mrs. fenton are retired.
mrs. fenton insists that he go with her to .
he gets bored with all the shopping.
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Mr. And Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go With her to
Wal*Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping.
He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to Browse. Here's a
letter sent to her from the store.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite A commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and May ban both of you from our
stores. We have documented All incidents on our video surveillance
equipment.
All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was Shopping in Wal*Mart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly Put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares To go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor Leading to the
restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an Official tone, 'Code
3' in housewares... And watched What happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to Put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign To a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department And told other shoppers
he'd invite them in if they'll Bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him Him, he begins to cry and
asks, 'Why can't you people Just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into thesecurity camera; Used it as a mirror, and
picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, Asked the clerk
if he knows where to find the antidepressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously Loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme
12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse Through, yelled
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the Loud speaker, he assumes the
fetal position and Screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ...
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door Waited awhile, then
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My favorite JWD posters are:
by OnTheWayOut inin order: .
garybuss- he says everything so straightforward.
it's just a publishing company that has no real control over your lives.. blondie- tends to always post the correct wt to help us see how .
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Well, same as most have said. I love some post and dislike others but I try and learn something from all, therefore all posters are my favorite except me (I bore myself cause I learn nothing from myself).
BUT
My favorite person on this site is Kitten Whiskers (by a long shot, cuz she rocks my world)!!!!!! -
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Is your avatar you?
by Swamboozled ini always assume that people with real pics for their avatars are pics of that poster.
obviously that's not always the case.
i'm curious about whose pic is really them.
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No, but I wish I had eyes like that!
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I'm Leaving................................
by Warlock inyes, i'm leaving the ranks of the jedi to become emperor.. you didn't really think i was leaving, did you?.
warlock.
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JW dress fads
by rassillon ini was just looking at the revelation book and some of the illustrations reminded me of some of the dress fads which i have seen growing up as a jw.
what fads did you see at the halls?.
the one that got me to thinking was the sun dress on page 51. .
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Ahhhh......the fads, Leather patches on the elbows (early 80's) Leather Skinny Ties (Mid 80's) Already mentioned Dock Shoes (Mid 80's) Cowboy Boots (with the metal heal & toe protectors) (late 80's early 90's) Paisley Hankerchef in the pocket that matched the tie (mid 80's till early 90's) Knit Ties with the square bottoms mid 80's till late 80's) Shark skin suits, those super shinny suits (mid 80's)
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Favorite Christmas Music
by jayhawk1 inwhat is your favorite christmas music?
do you go for the classic stuff?
dr demento stuff perhaps?
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Hi Jayhawk! I'm on hubby's computer, this is Kitten Whiskers. When I was little I LOVED to hear "Grandma got run over by a reindeer", and plan on sharing this with our kids. Also, "The twelve days of Christmas" because I remember spending the night at my grandparents and Grandma and Grandpa tucking us in bed and singing this song while my grandpa played the harmonica or violin. Oh, and "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause" and "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" I got away with listening to some of these old records before we gave up xmas for good as jws. kitten whiskers
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There is no reason you ever have to see this baby at all.
by reneeisorym inits a website that is something like "ask a circuit overseer" instead of "dear abby".
this just one portion just broke my heart.
it is all pretty sad actually.
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Well, I don't think a REAL elder would post the complete Elder Book. http://www.dbhome.dk/carlo/ Didn't know it was online. I plan on reading it throughly soon, since I will be DF'ed or forced to DA soon. This will give me all the info they use to DF me and my wife. I think it is funny how secretive this book was (my father wouldn't even let me look at it).