TheHypnoToad

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  Got to go

  by DJK in

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  michael said, "just a minute i have to go pee.

  " the teacher responded by saying, "that would be rude and impolite.

  what about you peter, how would you say it?

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  Awesome, I have to remember that one.
  
  
  
  
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  Letter from mom... A memorial tract!

  by Fleshybirdfodder in

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  i'm now part of an elite club of memorial invitees.... my mother mailed each of her satanic children without any hope for the future a one page tract reminding us of this important date.

  no accompanying letter, no "how are you?

  " nothing but the rhetoric filled tract re-explaining how we can all benefit from this "important occasion".. my one sister was a pioneer and a missionary, my other sister was a pioneer.

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  I got one as well, along with some WT and Awake's that my mom "thought I would like". Just went were most of the JW books went last weekend to the dump. Must have through out 40+ books last weekend.
  
  
  
  
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  Did you have a favorite food at the assemblies (when they sold it there)?

  by kitten whiskers in

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  hubby and i got on the topic last night.

  he was wondering what i was eating- a frozen jello pudding cup.

  i remember getting them at the assemblies, especially the hot summer district assemblies.

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  Like Kitten Whiskers said, The burritos, the cheese danishes (esp. when they had the frosting on them), ohh and the burritos, an did I mention the burritos. What was that brand of taco sauce packets they used to give with those burritoes? Still cannot find a bean burrito that was that good. Maybe it was that I was with my friends (almost all have left the JW's), that made the food taste so good.
  
  
  
  
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  Just got the weirdest "Clippy" message from Microsoft Word!

  by AlmostAtheist in

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  i was typing up a post and trying to sound sort of like a watchtower writer, intending to mock them.

  i guess microsoft must be in bed with the watchtower or something, 'cause this message popped up: .

  weird, eh?

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  That's hilarious!!!!
  
  
  
  
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  Songs to make an '80's Guy (or girl) cry.....

  by avishai in

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  another thread inspired this one, and i'm making myself a lil' compilation.... i'll start.

  "just like heaven" the cure.

  "please, please let me get what i want" the smiths....

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  Metallica - One (not a love song, but a song about death or the wanting of it because of the pain we feel)
  
  
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  Thanks for the "Daily Text"

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  my mother just sent us a daily text.

  well i needed it.

  it was quite useful, i used it to kill a bug and throw it (bug and daily text) away.

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  My mother just sent us a daily text. Well I needed it. It was quite useful, I used it to kill a bug and throw it (bug and daily text) away. Thanks mom, for giving me the best use of a daily text I ever could get.
  
  
  
  
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  Automation

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  at the vending machine a man put a coin and watched powerlessly while the cup failed to appear.

  one nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.

  now thats real automation!

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  At the vending machine a man put a coin and watched powerlessly while the cup failed to appear. One nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.
  “Now that’s real automation! He exclaimed. “It even drinks for you!”
  
  
  
  
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  This might be me in a few years.

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  a senior couple decided to go shopping one day, and split their efforts by going separate ways.

  near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch.

  as the woman was on her way to the rendezvous point, she heard a traffic warning on the radio that a car was driving in the wrong direction up ahead.

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  A senior couple decided to go shopping one day, and split their efforts by going separate ways. Near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch. As the woman was on her way to the rendezvous point, she heard a traffic warning on the radio that a car was driving in the wrong direction up ahead. Knowing that her husband was near the point of the warning, she decided to call him on the cell phone. When he answered, she explained, "I just heard on the news, someone is driving in the wrong direction on the highway!" And the husband replied, "One? There's hundreds of folks going the wrong way where I am!"
  
  
  
  
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  you got male

  by BlackSwan of Memphis in

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  a little boy goes to his father and asks .

  "daddy, how was i born?

  " the father .

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  That was good! I love this section of Jokes and Humor! I always go here first to hopfully find new post.
  
  
  
  
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  Shopping

  by RR in

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  a woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon.

  as she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

  while the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "you must be single".. the woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since, she was indeed single.

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  TheHypnoToad

  That was hilarious (sp?)!