TheHypnoToad

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  Thanks for the "Daily Text"

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  2. friends

  my mother just sent us a daily text.

  well i needed it.

  it was quite useful, i used it to kill a bug and throw it (bug and daily text) away.

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  Automation

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  2. humour

  at the vending machine a man put a coin and watched powerlessly while the cup failed to appear.

  one nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it.

  now thats real automation!

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  This might be me in a few years.

  by TheHypnoToad in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a senior couple decided to go shopping one day, and split their efforts by going separate ways.

  near the end of the shopping event they decided to get together for lunch.

  as the woman was on her way to the rendezvous point, she heard a traffic warning on the radio that a car was driving in the wrong direction up ahead.

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  Lets rearrange the letters

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  dormitory: .

  dirty room .

  presbyterian: .

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  Wisdom

  by TheHypnoToad in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

  he spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.

  then a new school year began.

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  God Joke.

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  2. humour

  two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood.

  the people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys.

  so the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys.

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  What a good husband says is sometimes better than what he does

  by TheHypnoToad in

  1. social
  2. humour

  jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function.

  he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

  and, next to them, a single red rose!

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  THIS IS A HOOT!!!!!

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  2. humour

  mr. and mrs. fenton are retired.

  mrs. fenton insists that he go with her to .

  he gets bored with all the shopping.

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  I did it and I don't feel like a pagan!

  by TheHypnoToad in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  first christmas tree, just put it up!

  its a real one, put a lot of lights on it.. .

  the witnesses are working in our area, so i am sure its just a mater of time (no more fadding at this point).. .

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  Bible Jokes (as lame as the ones we used to pass around when we were JW's)

  by TheHypnoToad in

  1. social
  2. humour

  q. what do they call pastors in germany?

  a. german shepherds.

  q. who was the greatest financier in the bible?

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