"Then say that you can do it through your shirt (or coat, if you're wearing one). Then go through the motions through your shirt, but let a real loud fart at the same time." That was so funny, believe it or not I have never heard that one. BUT I will be trying it at work.
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SHOULD JWS USE PREFUME?
by badboy ini understand that it was used originally in pagan temples!.
therefore,should a true christian(tm)use prefume?.
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Bible Jokes (as lame as the ones we used to pass around when we were JW's)
by TheHypnoToad inq. what do they call pastors in germany?
a. german shepherds.
q. who was the greatest financier in the bible?
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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in
Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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just found this site today
by TopDog inthis is a great site, thank you to whoever started it.
i left the "truth" about 6 years ago and like many i still feel guilty about it.
my older brother lives in dominican republic, he moved there about 12 years ago to help where the need is greater.
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Hi TopDog!
Glad you found the site. It truly is addictive. I completely agree with you, being raised jw, I appreciate the morals. I know I could have gotten them elsewhere too, but I am so glad I have them. We must alway find the silver lining.
Also, my sympathies on the loss of your grandfather and mother at such a young age. What heartbreak for you. I hope you will be reunited with them one day. I know I miss my grandfather terribly, and I was married and had a child before he passed (cancer). I daydream that he is happy and reunited with his dear loved ones and his baby brother George who died in infancy. That his brother Kenny is there and his friend Gene. I like to think one day I'll meet my great-grandmother who my grandmother thinks was the sweetest person to ever walk the earth. If she's anything like grandma, I'll love her to pieces:-) I don't think the jw's have the only winning ticket to paradise. There are too many good people in this world.
Have a good day-aye!
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What are you now ?
by moomanchu incurious as to what exwitnesses have become or believe.
i haven't joined any religous group and do not attend any services.
(have visited a church's service)
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As far as being a "Navel Worshiper"... Do you celebrate "lint"?
Yes, I give regular offerings (of lint) every day!
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Um..hi...I'm new too!
by Ex-Jo Ho inwow!
i came across this site and i felt a huge weight come off of my shoulders!
someone understands!
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I wanted to jump on the band wagon (just like jumping on the bandwagon of leaving the JW's) too! WELCOME!!!!!!
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Year 2014 Get Together!
by Outaservice indo you think it might be appropriate for a large ex-jw convention to be held in 2014 at the hotel in cedar point, ohio?
maybe, thousands attending!
it would give you plenty of time to plan for and give a statement for any familiar with watchtower history!.
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I would be inclined to go, its been a few years since I have been to Ceder Point. BUT I won't sit through any talks, experiences maybe, but NO TALKS.
BTW - For those of you who don't know Ceder Point is now a HUGE amusement park.
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Who is DF/DA or Fader???
by mama1119 ini was just wondering, how many dfed to we have on here compared to da or faders??
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Technically a fadder (almost all of my family are JW's) but mentally quit about 2 years ago, phisically quite going (stopped cold turkey) about 1 year ago. Told wife I had great doubts little over 1 year ago.
JW 31 years - $1,000,000+
Wife, Kids & myself free at last - PRICELESS!!!!!!
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Possibly overdone topic - panda world
by XU inwhat did you think you would be doing in the paradise?
like after all the garbage was picked up and the 2nd dead were buried?
i thought i would get a house with a creek running through it and play with animals.
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It was never real enough for me to think what I would be doing. BUT I often thought about what I would want it to be like (but I couldn't put myself in the picture).
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Quick! The Day of Jehovah Is Near (Again)
by Mary inthe december 15th craptower's message is coming close on the heals of the useless tract that all the dubs have just dropped off on an unsuspecting public.
the january 15th study article is called "the great day of jehovah is near yet again".
*** we are living deep in the "time of the end.
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Thank you that made my day! "The end is so close you can touch it with you tongue!" LOL, still thinking how my grandmother said this after the convention.
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We went to church for the first time...
by megsmomma inken...first i saw your post, and i am sorry the church you tried wasn't for you.
i have been out of the jw's for about 7 1/2 years, and just now felt the urge to go to a church again....so take your time and do what feels right for you :) don't give up.....keep seeking, you will find.. so, about our experience...we went with a non-denominational.
we went with a big place...it reminded me of how the jw's assembly halls are...the decor and the seating.....and the ammount of people.
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When both my wife and myself went for the first time to another church we kept our kids with us as well, but we were suprised to find many of the things the JW's said "Christendom" did or didn't do were wrong. They actually used Jehovahs name (my wife and myself looked looked at each other stunned) in one of the first sermons we heard. Now we let our kids goto "Childrens Worship", and our daughter WANT'S to goto church.
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