TheHypnoToad

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  Lets rearrange the letters

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  dormitory: .

  dirty room .

  presbyterian: .

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  DORMITORY:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  DIRTY ROOM
  
  PRESBYTERIAN:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  BEST IN PRAYER
  
  ASTRONOMER:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  MOON STARER
  
  DESPERATION:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  A ROPE ENDS IT
  
  THE EYES:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  THEY SEE
  
  GEORGE BUSH:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  HE BUGS GORE
  
  THE MORSE CODE:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  HERE COME DOTS
  
  SLOT MACHINES:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  CASH LOST IN ME
  
  ANIMOSITY:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  IS NO AMITY
  
  ELECTION RESULTS:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
  
  SNOOZE ALARMS:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
  
  A DECIMAL POINT:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  IM A DOT IN PLACE
  
  THE EARTHQUAKES:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  THAT QUEER SHAKE
  
  ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  TWELVE PLUS ONE
  
  AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
  MOTHER-IN-LAW:
  When you rearrange the letters:
  WOMAN HITLER
  
  
  
  
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  Funny Youtube video

  by BrentR in

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  sometimes comedy bits take a strange turn.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub6o-sbtyko.

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  I laughed till my sides hurt and was crying!!!!!
  That made my day!
  
  TheHypnoToad don't sign no post.
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  Abducted boy found and that's not all!

  by Snoozy in

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  they were acting on a tip and raided an apartment in kirkwood missouri..not only did they find the white truck..and the boy..they found a boy that was abducted almost 5 years ago.both seemed to be in good condition.. both boys lived in rural parts of missouri also.. that just doesn't happen!

  can you imagine..the parents of the first one abducted had started the fingerprint children system a while back.. i bet their parents are so happy..i am... they will tell us more later..this is going to be very interesting!.

  just thought i would share..good things don't seem to happen very often in these kind of cases.. snoozy....

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  Snoozy- Kitten Whiskers here on hubby's computer. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I have been praying for this boy and just sick for 2 days. Thought of him all last night and he was the first thing on my mind this morning. Thank God and all who led the police there. And another boy! The heartbreak and rejoicing! It is almost too much to bear to even think about it! I am so happy for them.
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  Jesus heritage

  by BlackSwan of Memphis in

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  hi all, starmoore sent this to me last night and i thought it was cute enough to share!

  even god enjoys a good laugh!.

  there were 3 good arguments that jesus was black:.

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  That was funny!!!!
  
  Thank You!
  
  YheHypnoToad don't sign no post!
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  Happy New Year!

  by wonderwoman in

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  hey ya'll...i'm not on here much anymore except for a quickie now and then, but i wanted to make sure you know i am so grateful for finding this amazing group of people.

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  wishing you a fabulous new year.. ww.

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  Thank You!
  
  And a Happy New Year to y'all!!
  
  TheHypnoToad don't sign no post!
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  What Do You Do for Work?

  by Good Girl or Bad Girl? in

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  so, i have a good job, but i hate my boss.

  it's gotten to the point (beyond the point) that i just need to get outta here.

  it's not even worth going to hr about because she makes sure you get fired if you do that, but not before dragging your reputation through the mud.

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  Electrical Engineer, Controls Engineer, Systems Engineer, Computer Programer & Manager.
  
  
  
  
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  Politically Correct Hillbillies

  by kitten whiskers in

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  saw this in the newspaper.

  thought you all would enjoy!.

  " due to the climate of political correctness now pervading america, those of us in alabama, georgia, virginia, west virginia and kentucky will no longer be referred to as, "hillbillies".

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  Thehypnotoad---No darling. We will still have to check the box "Damn Yankee" on our tax returns! I think we have to go the Secretary of State to file for the "Appalachain American" change on our documents! Kitten Whiskers
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  Politically Correct Hillbillies

  by kitten whiskers in

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  saw this in the newspaper.

  thought you all would enjoy!.

  " due to the climate of political correctness now pervading america, those of us in alabama, georgia, virginia, west virginia and kentucky will no longer be referred to as, "hillbillies".

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  Hey dawgfan! How's my Appalachain American kin doin'? This "Damn Yankee" didn't write it! I guess what I'm sayin' is I don't know who I am anymore---boo hoo. Well, time to get off the pity wagon and fry them possums up! Go DAWGS! Kitten Whiskers
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  Wisdom

  by TheHypnoToad in

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  a wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

  he spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.

  then a new school year began.

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  A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.
  He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trashcan they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.
  
  The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.
  
  After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face.
  
  "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."
  
  The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.
  
  "Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"
  
  "A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!"
  
  And the old man enjoyed peace.
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  Politically Correct Hillbillies

  by kitten whiskers in

  1. social
  2. humour

  saw this in the newspaper.

  thought you all would enjoy!.

  " due to the climate of political correctness now pervading america, those of us in alabama, georgia, virginia, west virginia and kentucky will no longer be referred to as, "hillbillies".

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  So we are "Damn-Yankee" "Appalachian-Americans" now.