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  You Might Be a JW

  by prophecor in

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  2. humour

  in the spirit of jeff foxworthy's ," you might be a redneck ", describe the thing that we'd do that might just get you tagged as a jehovah's witness.

  i'll start.

  you're goin through a drive thru and the cashier gives you $2.00 too much in change, you return it after having driven 50 miles in the other direction.. .

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  You throw out / destroy awesome CD's and and vinyl records worth ALOT of money,

  instead of giving to someone who would appreciate it,

  you might be a JW
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  You Might Be a JW

  by prophecor in

  1. social
  2. humour

  in the spirit of jeff foxworthy's ," you might be a redneck ", describe the thing that we'd do that might just get you tagged as a jehovah's witness.

  i'll start.

  you're goin through a drive thru and the cashier gives you $2.00 too much in change, you return it after having driven 50 miles in the other direction.. .

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  You might be a JW if you walk out of a great movie only because it contained a word like ''damn''
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  Send Birthday wishes to Linda!!!!! (fullofdoubtnow)

  by crazyblondeb in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  linda's birthday is on thursday.

  but i wanted to start this now, so that trev can print it off on thursday, and take it to her in the hospital.. .

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  Happy Birthday Linda!
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  2007 District Convention to hammer apostates?

  by yaddayadda in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this years "follow the christ" dc looks like it is going to be focused on avoiding all those evil apostates and their falsehoods, judging by some of the dc talks listed on the back of the june 2007 awake!

  do not follow false teachers .

  do not follow false stories .

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  Do Not Follow False Teachers
  Do Not Follow False Stories
  Keep Following The Lamb Wherever He Goes
  My Sheep Listen To My Voice ... and They Follow Me
  Help Them Return To The Flock

  Do Not Follow Teachers that We call False

  Do Not Follow Stories that are Actually True

  Keep following the FDS Even if it Kills You

  Drones, You follow our voice because of Our thorough repetitive brainwashing

  Help Those return by Threatening them and their children with Death at the Big A
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  2007 District Convention to hammer apostates?

  by yaddayadda in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this years "follow the christ" dc looks like it is going to be focused on avoiding all those evil apostates and their falsehoods, judging by some of the dc talks listed on the back of the june 2007 awake!

  do not follow false teachers .

  do not follow false stories .

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  found-my-way

  I really miss those fantastic dramas with their natural, life-like dialogues, and their awe-inspiring special effects.

  LMFAO!

  hahhahaha nvr, I laughed my ass off too at Arthur's comment, it was brilliant!

  I have an overwhelming urge to softly pinch those cute cheeks.
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  I just turned 100!!!

  by Open mind in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  posts that is.

  open mind.

  can't be celebratin' no pagan birthdays so i guess i'll have to settle for a post party.

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  LOL!

  i you guys
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  WTF?! Yoga according to the WBTS is not acceptable?

  by sinis in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.watchtower.org/e/20020801a/article_01.htm.

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  jesus christ, hey don't exercise as its demonic... its ok to be a fat bastard....

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  Of course they pretty much said yoga was a no-no.

  Anything that could possibly be enjoyable, healthful and beneficial but which takes time away from being brainwashed is going to get shit-listed by the Borg.
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  2007 District Convention to hammer apostates?

  by yaddayadda in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this years "follow the christ" dc looks like it is going to be focused on avoiding all those evil apostates and their falsehoods, judging by some of the dc talks listed on the back of the june 2007 awake!

  do not follow false teachers .

  do not follow false stories .

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  Do Not Follow False Teachers
  Do Not Follow False Stories
  Keep Following The Lamb Wherever He Goes
  My Sheep Listen To My Voice ... and They Follow Me
  Help Them Return To The Flock

  Yay

  Barf

  glad I dont have to stand EVER AGAIN for 20 fricken minutes for the concluding prayer which idolizes the FDS.
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  Watchtower Conductor Guidelines

  by Black Man in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so 'tower conductors are talking too much, bringing their own material and not getting participation from the rest of the 'flock.

  ' nothing's changed.

  check out the letter below....

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  found-my-way

  the letter did not come through,

  can you try again?

  edited to add: never mind, it's there now, it wasn't there before.
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  Describe Your Emotion Involving The Witnesses

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  are you angry?

  dissapointed?

  saddened?

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  Anger at the FDS for all the bullshit they make people believe, when they KNOW it's bullshit.

  Sad at the loss of family and friends, but since they are conditioned to only give conditional love....their love isnt much of a loss...I miss their companionship however.

  Pity for the ones still blinded and brainwashed, BUT....

  Happy that I'm free and have found new love and respect for humanity and people in general.