by prophecor 53 Replies latest social humour
In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's ," You Might Be a Redneck ", describe the thing that we'd do that might just get you tagged as a Jehovah's Witness.
I'll start.
You're goin through a drive thru and the cashier gives you $2.00 too much in change, you return it after having driven 50 miles in the other direction.
You might be a JW
When I was younger, My mom send a penny back to the post office.
You're never seen driving your two seater Corvette to meetings.
You might be a JW
You might be a JW if you walk out of a great movie only because it contained a word like ''damn''
You throw out / destroy awesome CD's and and vinyl records worth ALOT of money,
instead of giving to someone who would appreciate it,
you might be a JW
You think it's okay to accept tiny blood fractions, but you won't give a tiny fraction of your own blood.
You might be a JW if your heart flutters everytime you hear of a tragedy and your mind races to fit it in to a door-to-door presentation.
.....If your mother didn't let you wear jeans growing up because they were considered wordly,
and you use the word wordly,
you might be a JW
You might be a Jw if, your pre-fontal lobe functions are severely impaired.
If you enjoy making people cry you might be a JW.
If you see a nice house and believe that it will be yours after god kills off the family, you might be a JW.
