Posts by dustrabbit

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Big announcement after all DC have ended?

by Quandary in

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i was told by a reliable source that the organization will be making a "big announcement" at the end of the summer when all the dcs have ended.

has anyone else heard this?

maybe this is the "new light" they have alluded to in recent wt study articles?

dustrabbit

Now correct me if I'm wrong....but don't these people need some fashion updates? Especially the guy with the gun? C'mon, this ain't Mike Hammer or the Maltese Falcon, ya know.

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was sitting here post sunday roast and a few beers and listening to a few classics with a naughty twist from the 70's.......... so just for you........who can forget..... ring my bell .... anita ward.

yes sir i can boogie..... baccara.

je t'aime moi non plus..... jane birkin (so dirty, i love it!!).

dustrabbit

My favorites from the 60s - today:

Brown Sugar, Start Me Up, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Honky Tonk Women, You Got MeRocking -- The Rolling Stones

Da Ya Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart

The Hustle -- forgot who did that disco song, but i got into trouble at the KH for dancing to it when i was a little kid in 1970s

I want your Sex, Too Funky, Freeek! - George Michael

Rump Shaker - Wreckx-N-Effect

Yeah! - Usher, Lil' Jon, & Ludacris

Nookie - Limp Bisket

Without Me - Eminem

This Love - Maroon 5

Hot Stuff, Love to Love You Baby - Donna Summers

Brick House - the Commodores

Fire - Ohio Players

Hot in Herre - Nelly

Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado & Timberland

Rock Your Body - Justin Timberlake

Cream, Gett Off - Prince

Can I Get A... - Jay-Z

Edited to add: Throb - Janet Jackson Get Busy - Sean Paul Hey Mama, Let's Get it Started in Here - The Black Eyed Peas Let's Get it On - Marvin Gaye

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I'm hearing voices.

by seahart in

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friends

this morning i was talking to my wife, and as i uttered a phrase, i swear my fathers voice came out.

i had to stop for minute.

i started to reflect a little and realized that i have alot of his mannerisms.

dustrabbit

If I ever start sounding like my father, I'll kill myself.

And if I start acting like my mother, then I better check myself into a mental hospital and tell them I have schizophrenia.

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Add an Awake caption here!

by doodle-v in

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friends

here is the original one:.

here is a blank one for you to add a caption to:.

have fun!

dustrabbit

Leolaia,

It wouldn't surprise me if the JWs, by 2034, adopted recruitng tactics similar to the old Children of God cult's sexual fishermen/women tactics.

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Sunday Morning, and the thought of going to a meeting.....NOT !!!

by JH in

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friends

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i don't know why, but for a fraction of a second this morning, i said to myself, "wouldn't it be funny if i just walked into the kingdom hall for a meeting" .

*slapped myself repeatedly and came back to my senses*

dustrabbit

yeah, here's a twisted thought: dropping in by my old KH and saying, "You want the truth? You CAN'T HANDLE the truth!"

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Limits on paper towel, tp usage at DA's. What next? Have fun w/suggestions

by juni in

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friends

2 sheets of paper towel for hand drying, controlled use of toilet paper, don't dawdle while in the stall, covered mirrors, what next?.

how about maximum of 2 trips to the bathroom per day otherwise you are written up by brother bathroom monitor.

if more than that you are put on cleaning duty after the day's sessions are done.. .

dustrabbit

1. Don't let the DO or the CO near your kids unless they act up. Corporal punishment is hereby necessary.

2. Make sure the fat lady sings.

3. Don't allow the old folks to discuss the Generaton of 1914 passing away.

4. Don't let your kids blog about the DA on myspace.com

5. Announcement from your "loving" Brothers at Bethel: DA are not, I repeat, hook-up central for your teenage brats. Keep them by your side at all times. Immorality should not be present at a DA....

6. PA annuncement: Michael Jackson has left the building....you can now let your kids, especially your boys, roam freely.

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