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  Did YOU Disturb The Consciences Of Others?

  by minimus in

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  the watchtower is always saying how we have to watch everything we do or say because we just might offend somebody's conscience and lord knows we wouldn't wanna do that!.

  did you find yourself offending the consciences of others?.

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  ninja

  I was like walty (finally free)....every breath I took disturbed them.......until a brother gave me listerine mouthwash as a gift............

  now I have that ring of confidence......ding

  ninjamintybreath
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  Will he call me?

  by Newborn in

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  i again find myself in that position that i'm hoping for a guy to text me or call me back...will he?.

  what's wrong with me??

  am i just starving for love and affection.

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  ninja

  I'd try another dating site.....obviously bunnyboilers.com isn't doing you any favours......he he.....keep your chin(s) up
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  If Men Got Pregnant

  by Bangalore in

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  if men got pregnant.

  maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay.

  there would be a cure for stretch marks.

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  alright you bunch of smart arsed women commenting here.....you would be the same as us if you had a penis where even a lentil would be sore to pass out.......just as we would be able to give birth no problem if we had your cavernous,gaping,grand canyon type orifices
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  If Men Got Pregnant

  by Bangalore in

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  if men got pregnant.

  maternity leave would last two years ... with full pay.

  there would be a cure for stretch marks.

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  ninja

  respectfully yours.....ninja......he he
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  What is the WORST witness social function you went to and WHY?

  by creativhoney in

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  my sister called me tonight, and reminded me of this, i had forgotten.

  - there was an engagement party and the whole cong was invited.

  - the fourth of six kids, and it was in a function room with no bar.. everyone was allowed one glass of wine and no one was allowed to bring any.

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  ninja

  hope you can tap dance too.....on a wooden board.......portable ...used as a "stage"............just like bill did for his wacky wee siblings
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  What is the WORST witness social function you went to and WHY?

  by creativhoney in

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  my sister called me tonight, and reminded me of this, i had forgotten.

  - there was an engagement party and the whole cong was invited.

  - the fourth of six kids, and it was in a function room with no bar.. everyone was allowed one glass of wine and no one was allowed to bring any.

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  ninja

  be round soon creativ....get the foam and plastic razors ready.............he he
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  What is the WORST witness social function you went to and WHY?

  by creativhoney in

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  my sister called me tonight, and reminded me of this, i had forgotten.

  - there was an engagement party and the whole cong was invited.

  - the fourth of six kids, and it was in a function room with no bar.. everyone was allowed one glass of wine and no one was allowed to bring any.

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  ninja

  my first invite was to a family where the two daughters (about 5 and 7) tap-danced and shaved us with fake foam and plastic cut throat razors...........honest!!!!...........and no alcohol was involved.........the dad enthralled us with tales of how he could beat up anybody in the block of flats he stayed in......but wouldn't because he was a witness.....and it ended up with a ring a ring a roses finale........flucking fruitcake.....yes you billy watson....and your mad daughters
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  WOW...shades of Susan Boyle

  by tenyearsafter in

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w-ocljuhra .

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  ninja

  shades of susan boyle?.....i thought you meant there had been an eclipse for a minute
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  One of my favourite actors has died

  by cantleave in

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  edward woodward rip.

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  ninja

  ah ....the wicker man.......reminds me of the fate of xena....(or xenu as I called her)......sniff......I did warn her.........
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  I have learned a new hobby

  by Lady Lee in

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  this is so much fun.. my daughter told me to make pillows for my grandchildren for xmas.

  great.

  point me in a direction and see what happens.

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  ninja

  they look like toys to give the mother in law....he he.....ninja hides