ah wee rats....I don't mind them...I remember one time I had a rat problem...we hadn't cleaned the house for a while...(my wife was working full time cleaning the rugby club, fire station and male strip club)...I knew the house was really dirty when there were rats at the door scratching ...and scratching....and scratching.....eventually I had to let them out...the poor things had had enough!!!......smelly ninja
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28How much of a man are you? Problems with rats, I just can't do it
by needproof inlast summer, i noticed a rat living underneath my shed in the back garden.
i tried my hardest to convince my female counterpart that we had a rat living with us, but as usual was met with a wall of silence.
so time passed and i didn't see rodney the rat again, so i just figured that he had gone away some place else.
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Can You See Yourself With Someone Nearly 20 Years Your Junior?
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 { font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; } .style3 {color: #ff0000} .style4 {font-family: arial; font-size: 16px; color: #ff6600; } --> can you see yourself with someone nearly 20 years your junior?i happen to work with a young woman who is 19 years my junior.
she is 21 and i am 40 years old.
recently, she let me know how .
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you could put her off gently by saying.....would you trim my nose hairs every morning?...I find some bits hard to get to....and then say...when you pass the pharmacy on the way home...can you pop in and get my incontinence pants?....well it works for me.....
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Can You See Yourself With Someone Nearly 20 Years Your Junior?
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 { font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; } .style3 {color: #ff0000} .style4 {font-family: arial; font-size: 16px; color: #ff6600; } --> can you see yourself with someone nearly 20 years your junior?i happen to work with a young woman who is 19 years my junior.
she is 21 and i am 40 years old.
recently, she let me know how .
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are you married mate?
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Can You See Yourself With Someone Nearly 20 Years Your Junior?
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 { font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; } .style3 {color: #ff0000} .style4 {font-family: arial; font-size: 16px; color: #ff6600; } --> can you see yourself with someone nearly 20 years your junior?i happen to work with a young woman who is 19 years my junior.
she is 21 and i am 40 years old.
recently, she let me know how .
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why would I want to go out with a foetus????....he he I wish.......wrinkly ninjy...
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Husband forgot our anniversary....again
by nsrn ini'm wide awake at 2 a.m., with my mind ruminating on stuff i should leave alone.
i wish i could turn it off in the night, when worries spin out of control.
let me list my concerns: this was my 26th wedding anniversary, and my husband forgot it apparently.
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Nancy...come out for a wee drink with the ninja.....and I'M PAYING!!!!....wow...did I say that???.......ninja
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MARY SAID.....................................
by Warlock inmary said if i stay, she might let me kiss her hand the next time i go to canada.. what do you think?
is that worth sticking around here?.
warlock .
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lol....mary you're a feisty wee thing......he he.....ninja
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"The Bible in Living English"-1972-Byington/Watchtower--PDF!
by Atlantis in(download while you can).
steven t. byingtonfrom wikipedia, the free encyclopediasteven tracy byington (birthname "stephen") (december 10, 1869 - october 12, 1957) was a noted intellectual, translator, and american individualist anarchist.
he was born in westford, vermont, and later moved to ballardvale, massachusetts.
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nevatis...you two come through again....woo hoo....thank you both ....your wee scottish mate......ninja
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True or False: Watchtower Male Stereotype
by YoursChelbie ini always used to cringe when the watchtower "family" and "youth" books would stereotype men and women into two mutually exclusive categories: "men think while women feel.
"one trait is not better than the other they are just different...," i recall the books went on to say in so many words.
i'm well aware both men and women have excelled in science, etc.
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Last time I cried was when I got the word about my mum's cancer 2 years ago.....oh and one time when my guinness spilt...I bent down to catch it and it hit me on the back of the head.....grrrrr....stomp stomp stomp.....slam!!!....creak......slam!!!!
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Is this petty? An argument with the neighbours
by needproof ini'd like to ask you all whether or not you think that we are being petty here.
the house next door to us has been empty for a while now.
the last person to use it was a chinese doctor who used to house illegal immigrants which looked after his little cannabis factory.
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I think I would go the whyizit route...well said matey...when I had dealings with Albanoids...I mean Albanians....they had customs way different to mine....i.e when I went to visit them they brought out tea and biscuits out for me....criminal act....I mean where's the booze?...it didn't matter that I was on the ministry at the time...that's a minor matter....grrr ....angry ninja....stomp stomp stomp stomp....slam!!!!...oops forgot my jacket...byeee....slam!!!!
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Is this petty? An argument with the neighbours
by needproof ini'd like to ask you all whether or not you think that we are being petty here.
the house next door to us has been empty for a while now.
the last person to use it was a chinese doctor who used to house illegal immigrants which looked after his little cannabis factory.
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have you ever thought of building a big wall between you and them....seemed to work in Europe for a good while.....maybe the cold war was started over a bin.............hmmmm...food for thought........ninjski