Posts by StillGroggy

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Another funny spam mail from my M-I-L (Satan is keeping us BUSY)

by Rayvin in

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satan called a worldwide convention of demons.

"keep them from spending time with their children", "as their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!

having no time to tell others about the good news of the kingdom.

StillGroggy

I receive crap like this all the time. Dumb as hell.

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Bobbleheads

by StillGroggy in

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anyone ever been in a meeting and notice the constant head-nodding in zombified agreement that witnesses do.

it drives me crazy!

especially since it seems to increase and be accompanied by little "hmmms" whenever someone says something that is complete bullshit.

Anyone ever been in a meeting and notice the constant head-nodding in zombified agreement that witnesses do. It drives me crazy! Especially since it seems to increase and be accompanied by little "hmmms" whenever someone says something that is COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

The other day at a bookstudy the topic of apostates came up and the head zombie (conductor) asked "Why don't we need to hear the other side of the story?" Everyone stopped and "thought" for a little while. I bolted myself to my seat so as to avoid screaming at the top of my lungs. After a long pause someone answered "Because this is what Jehovah's telling us right HERE" and pointed to his revelation book.

The head zombie had a look of contentment on his face and the bobble-heads kept nodding and nodding...

I wonder If anyone notices I haven't nodded in a LONG while.

-SG

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JW kids with Bebo & other such accounts. Its scandelous!

by jambon1 in

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for those who dont know, bebo is a kind of free web site thing that you can use to put lots of info about yourself, friends & pictures etc.

i think its a bit like myspace or whatever its called.. anyway, i got asked to look at an individuals page and of course it had links etc to this persons friends.

all were jw`s.. if i were still a witness, the stuff that is put on these websites would have concerned me.

StillGroggy

I use myspace and it's a little bit of normalcy. Of course it's banned by the society in their little fucking additions to the bible they call "letters".

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Help! they're giving me a talk #4 entittled:" IDENTIFYING APOSTATES"

by dark angle in

this is quite awkward for me to give!

our elder gave me that assignment last week and should be delivered next week on the theocratic ministry school.

considering i have very unconventional views for the wts about blood, evolution, bible, and the gb, delivering this talk seemd quite maladroit.

StillGroggy

Get up on the stage and point to yourself... JK. That's really funny that they gave you that talk. Kinda like I was the WT reader about violent entertainment!

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You Are Going to Die at Armageddon

by The wanderer in

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you are going to die at armageddonduring public talks, assemblies and written throughout the watchtower literature .

was the threat that anyone who was not doing gods will, would suffer the loss of their life.

during the great day of god almighty.. what affect did that have on you?the fear brought on by this doomsday message probably kept me in the organ-.

StillGroggy

Harmygeterdun. LOL.

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You Are Going to Die at Armageddon

by The wanderer in

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you are going to die at armageddonduring public talks, assemblies and written throughout the watchtower literature .

was the threat that anyone who was not doing gods will, would suffer the loss of their life.

during the great day of god almighty.. what affect did that have on you?the fear brought on by this doomsday message probably kept me in the organ-.

StillGroggy

Fear of Dying = Fear of Hellfire. Pretty much the same thing other churches use. The funny thing is that any "Torture" you receive while on earth for leaving the org is MUCH WORSE that simply dying forever. IMO.

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Believer, Agnostic or Atheist?

by lfcviking in

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i am curious, what amount people on this board from their experiences of being a baptised & active jw and their subsequent exit from the jw org (for whatever reason or reasons) are now either agnostic, atheist or do some actually still believe in god?.

your honest answers please.. lfcv.

StillGroggy

I believe in God, but he doesn't give two shits about us. Agnostic i guess...

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Name Some JW "Double Standards"

by minimus in

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here's one: you can't give blood but you can take a blood fraction (which someone else has to give).

StillGroggy

A JW in america will be considered bad association for watching any R-rated film, but in Canada, where there's no rating system, Elders watch the same film with immunity.

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MySpace is dying...

by Shaolu in

lately i've noticed more and more jw groups on myspace seem to be disappearing and losing members.

at first i egotistically thought might have something to do with my efforts (i sometimes suffer from delusions of grandeur).

however, a couple posts came to my attention on two of the private jw groups.... .

StillGroggy

Yeah, I heard the myspace letter at the meeting.

But all my Dub friends are on it. I got into a big fight with the wife over it. She doesn't know I have a profile.

I should show her my apostate myspace profile. lol

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How Often Do You Pray?

by Anitar in

i know this might sound silly, but one of the most annoying things i find about my mom being a jw is how often she prays.

normally, i would never criticize someone for praying to god, but she prays in such a way that makes me angry for some reason.

let me explain:.

StillGroggy

1) Do you pray? Why or why not? I fake pray. I don't even know if there's a god who's listening?