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  Message from Cartman to the WTBS

  by Butters in

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  to the watchtower bible and tract society... "welll kiish my rosy reeddd ass".

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  To the WATCHTOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY... "Welll Kiish My Rosy Reeddd Ass"
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  The Human Race

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  shalom everyone,.

  i have come to the conclusion in my lab, (and no it's not a meth lab), that the human race is absolutely, beyond any reasonable doubt, stupid.

  the human race is indeed the silliest form of life on the planet.

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  Well, I was actually looking at it from a different perspecitve I suppose. I was thinking of how animals don't have a verbally structured language like us that continually progresses into more words then George Carlin can insult. We also have decided to make pants and shirts and fruit of the loom underpants. We got real dressy along the way somewhere, as opposed to just hacking a buffalo's skin off and wrapping it around our genitles. Then there's this whole technology barrier. I don't know many porcupines that have a PC. I don't know many horses that use cell phones either. Most of them just produce horse-apples and graze and hope their back pain eases up because Sammy Steakeater has been riding him to the local saloon all week long.

  I suppose I am basically saying that animals can do with just the basics on earth, while we feel that we must "expand our minds" while creating more and more greenhouse gas effects and become more attached to things. The desire I currently am working on is losing this stupid "attachment" emotion. I am not saying I want to become Mr. Spock or anything, but it would be nice to be less emotional about the loss of life. It should really be natural to us, yet we continue to pamper our young and treat them like little treasures instead of the little shits they really are...
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  I'm celebrating my 4th Birthday!!!

  by south african beef in

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  you can all see what my real age is but it is only the fourth time that i have celebrated my own birthday - how sad is that!

  anyway, i've been opening presents, reading cards and scoffing doughnuts - it's great!

  also, marie and i are getting ready to drive up to manchester tomorrow for the apostacurry - we can't wait to meet everyone, particularly ian and claire.

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  The Human Race

  by Butters in

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  shalom everyone,.

  i have come to the conclusion in my lab, (and no it's not a meth lab), that the human race is absolutely, beyond any reasonable doubt, stupid.

  the human race is indeed the silliest form of life on the planet.

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  No not the monkeys, but there were some teenagers near the exit that were taking handfuls of it and flinging it at some younger kids in the line for the aquatic animal show.
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  Ain't I a stinker? Messin' with the borg...

  by kittyeatzjdubs in

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  do you want more information?even in this troubled world, you can gain happiness from accurate bible knowledge of god, his kingdom, and his wonderful purpose for mankind.

  we do not provide for exchanging electronic correspondence (e-mail), but if you would welcome further information or would like a free bible study, please fill in the form below or write to jehovah's witnesses at the appropriate address.. your name.

  first:last: your addressstreet address: city:state (usa): province/county: zip/postal code:country:your telephone: best time to reach youday: time: .

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  Meeeeeeoowwww....
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  The Human Race

  by Butters in

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  shalom everyone,.

  i have come to the conclusion in my lab, (and no it's not a meth lab), that the human race is absolutely, beyond any reasonable doubt, stupid.

  the human race is indeed the silliest form of life on the planet.

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  Thank you for this.

  Bruce.
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  Defending what you can't defend

  by KW13 in

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  ya know when a dub is fighting something just because they are a dub but they can see its wrong?.

  me and megan proved that jesus had died on a cross and yet mum refused to accept it.. there is a scripture in john 22 where thomas is invited to put his finger in the holes in the hand(s) of jesus where the nail(s) were.

  with it being nails and hands you get the impression of two and not one, mum wouldn't accept that tho lol.

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  Actually the idea that he died on a stauros is what the bible says. There is no proof whatsoever that it was a cross. The JW's are dead right about this one. Both hands would have had nails through them whether on a crux or stauros. The Greek happens to be dead accurate on this one though. The other verses that say he was hung on a tree seem to indicate the hands over head traditional Jewish style of hanging too. The Jews had a few execution methods to choose from for Pilate to use. Beheadding would have been another...
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  Am I Being Silly?

  by love2Bworldly in

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  i have always loved accents, whether they're british, irish, scottish, australian, whatever.

  i think they're so cute.

  i have always wanted to date someone with an accent (of course they have to have a lot more than the accent going on).. now that i am to be divorced soon, i keep thinking next time i date (won't be for a while--i am just daydreaming about what i want) i want to meet someone with an accent.. since i don't have a lot of money to travel to other countries, am i just being silly?.

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  What was that comedy show where the guy with the british accent calls the hardware store looking for tubes of black "CAULK"?
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  The Human Race

  by Butters in

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  shalom everyone,.

  i have come to the conclusion in my lab, (and no it's not a meth lab), that the human race is absolutely, beyond any reasonable doubt, stupid.

  the human race is indeed the silliest form of life on the planet.

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  No ..Nope... I tried that the other day at the zoo. All I got was a really bad smell from them. They seemed reluctant to speak about any of this. I'll get to the bottom of this though. You can count your Rosary beads on that one. Or if you prefer the BenWah type, those too.
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  The Bible's Candid Nature as a Proof of Divine Inspiration

  by under_believer in

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  one of the proofs the witnesses (and others) use as proof of the bible's divinely inspired nature is its supposed candor in exposing israel's and others' flaws.

  if it were written by men, the argument goes, they would have hidden their failures, inadequacies, and weaknesses.

  so, we see moses taking credit for producing water from the crag; we see all of the israelite kings who "did what was bad in the eyes of yahweh.

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  That is probably very true Satanas... The violence was much worse then depicted I would have to imagine. Then again, the winner of wars always iggagerates HIStory.