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  The Bible - a hopeless book

  by Norm in

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  we all know that people are helpless and unable to understand the bible on their own.

  only by getting your hands on some watchtower literature will you be able to understand the bible.

  for all intent and purpose this of course makes the bible redundant.

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  Maybe revised is not the appropriate word but "heavily edited" is.
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  The Bible - a hopeless book

  by Norm in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we all know that people are helpless and unable to understand the bible on their own.

  only by getting your hands on some watchtower literature will you be able to understand the bible.

  for all intent and purpose this of course makes the bible redundant.

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  RWC
  The bible does contain classic fictional stories that have lessons for us today but to believe that these stories were fact is ludicrous. Creating the universe in seven days, parting of the red sea, jonah and the whale etc...pull the other one.
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  The Bible - a hopeless book

  by Norm in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we all know that people are helpless and unable to understand the bible on their own.

  only by getting your hands on some watchtower literature will you be able to understand the bible.

  for all intent and purpose this of course makes the bible redundant.

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  Bod:
  I think the bible needs revising. A second edition. Even the mormons have a volume 2 by Calvin smith .
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  The Bible - a hopeless book

  by Norm in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we all know that people are helpless and unable to understand the bible on their own.

  only by getting your hands on some watchtower literature will you be able to understand the bible.

  for all intent and purpose this of course makes the bible redundant.

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  edster

  The bible was concocted at a time when the development of science was non existent and people were gullible. People attributed natural phenomenons that they couldn't explain as some sort of divine interference.If you told them an urban legend ,i reckon they would believe it. If David Copperfield existed back then and performed his illusions, they would think he was some angel. Also, the bible is one of the most sexist, violent, sexually explicit books around.
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  Spring clean

  by edster in

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  i've just tossed out for recycling my nwt bible, greatest man book, book of bible stories, live forever book and other assorted jw memorabilia.

  the house is less cluttered now with less shit hanging around.

  you guys should do a spring clean as well.. .

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  edster

  I've just tossed out for recycling my NWt bible, greatest man book, book of bible stories, live forever book and other assorted JW memorabilia. The house is less cluttered now with less shit hanging around. You guys should do a Spring clean as well.

  Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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  When is the Memorial

  by Kay Francis in

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  can anyone tell me when the jw memorial is?

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  Thee apostate is the guy seated on the left. He's just fallen ill after taking a sip of the cheap casket wine. I think he's got the runs.
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  When is the Memorial

  by Kay Francis in

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  can anyone tell me when the jw memorial is?

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  edster

  Why is it that they always make two pieces of crackers for about 100 people to share and there's never enough booze to go around. Talk about tight.
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  Biggest Mathematical Miracle in the World

  by Moxy in

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  oh lordy.

  i dont usually post these messages i get from jw mailing lists.

  but this one is pretty hilarious:.

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  edster

  What about the toilet facilities? You would need a lot of shovels.
  Logistical mayhem.
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  any lengths for a JW girl?

  by edster in

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  i've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a jw.

  her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher.

  i was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me.

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  edster

  just kidding fellas
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  any lengths for a JW girl?

  by edster in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a jw.

  her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher.

  i was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me.

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  edster

  I've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a JW. Her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher. I was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me. I considered getting a 14 incher but my friends say no, i shouldn't even go anywhere near it. I consulted numerous surgeons in the field of penal surgery and they all say its is technically possible but it will set me back $10,000 and health insurance didn't cover it. After careful consideration, i have opted for surgery and tomorrow the surgeon will attempt to take an inch off.