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  Key JW phrases not found in the bible

  by Abandoned in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the jw have so many phrases that are not found in the bible but that they spout as though they were deathly important.

  you have to keep up with present truth.

  i always hated that saying.. can you think of any?

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  How about these:

  1. New System of Things

  2. No marriage in the New System of Things
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  What are your most hated JW words and phrases?

  by Low-Key Lysmith in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  mine are, in no particular order:.

  "the friends".

  "glean".

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  1. District Convention

  2. Circuit Overseer visit

  3. Zone Overseer talk

  4. Widen out

  5. Memorial of Jesus Christ's death

  6. Nisan 14

  7. Cry room

  8. Sheperding call

  8. Baptism questions

  9. Kingdom Hall

  10. Second School

  11. Please remember to collect your quota

  12. Literature counter

  13. Speech counsel slip

  14. Getting a "W", "I", or "G" for your talk
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  Kingdumb maladies gone bad ... er, I mean worse

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  let's face it, those kindumb songs aren't award-winning compositions.

  at one of my former congos, for the dedication of the kingdom hall, the elders decided to form a choir.

  congregation secretary conductor stood there waving a broken radio antenna wildly in front of the group as they assaulted our ears!

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  Text for Monday, December 10, 2007

  by garybuss in

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  2. friends

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  this is a day text i can agree with in principle.. .

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  We also wisely refrain from sharing in social functions and recreational activities sponsored any organization associated with false religion.

  You mean I have to give up my UN library card?
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  Kingdumb maladies gone bad ... er, I mean worse

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  let's face it, those kindumb songs aren't award-winning compositions.

  at one of my former congos, for the dedication of the kingdom hall, the elders decided to form a choir.

  congregation secretary conductor stood there waving a broken radio antenna wildly in front of the group as they assaulted our ears!

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  we had a brother who was a concert pianist. That man was spectacular on the ivories. He always played the songs unaccompanied and most of us just shut up and listened. How he made the Kingdum Maladies sound so good I'll never know.

  I remember we also had a brother who put a bit of zest into the music when he played the piano (a long, long time ago). Always wondered why they put an end to his playing ...
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  The Watchtower art department strikes again!!! LOL

  by cultswatter in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  please have a look at the white horse on page 91 of rev climax book(the horse that jesus is riding).

  this horse is what a horse should look like.

  (don't look at it too long or you may be tempted) now look at the same white horse on page 23 of the feb 15th 2008 wt.

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  Well duuhhh ... obviously the horse is riding off into the "New Order" to have his front leg fixed!
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  Has Anyone Recieved Their Secret Santa Gifts?

  by Nosferatu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  oh my god!!!

  a thread that isn't about rr!

  but seriously, has anybody recieved their gifts yet?.

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  Haven't received mine either ... I suppose it should get here soon.
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  Kingdumb maladies gone bad ... er, I mean worse

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  let's face it, those kindumb songs aren't award-winning compositions.

  at one of my former congos, for the dedication of the kingdom hall, the elders decided to form a choir.

  congregation secretary conductor stood there waving a broken radio antenna wildly in front of the group as they assaulted our ears!

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  Were we really in that insane asylum?

  Gosh! I'm afraid so. You should've been there to see how he "conducted" his "orchestra" with such gusto! The conductor's supposed to lead the orchestra ... not the other way around! LOL

  A few weeks later, another congo requested the "choir's performance" at their dedication ... for unknown reasons it never materialized .... whew! (wipes sweat off brow)
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  Kingdumb maladies gone bad ... er, I mean worse

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  let's face it, those kindumb songs aren't award-winning compositions.

  at one of my former congos, for the dedication of the kingdom hall, the elders decided to form a choir.

  congregation secretary conductor stood there waving a broken radio antenna wildly in front of the group as they assaulted our ears!

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  In lieu... sing 'Three blind mice' and continue the circle jerk.

  Hmmmm ... that song's perfect as a tribute to the body of elders.
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  2008 study WT will be confiscated from non-publishers

  by mac n cheese in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the literature servant told me that their instructions are to only give one study wt per publisher starting with the january 1st, 2008 issue.

  under no circumstances are they to provide any other copies (if lost or whatever, much like kms are provided now).

  any guests attending the wt study will be provided a copy, but then the servant who gave them the copy must confiscate it after the meeting.

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  The lit. servant must have had a power surge.

  LOL!