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  Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

  by Cheetos in

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  (narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

  willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

  wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

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  After gorging himself full of Christmas goodies, Willie leaves the house.

  That eggnog was quite strong ... he trips over the Santa Claus figure in the front yard and falls flat on his face! Just then, a carful of elders were passing by ...
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  So, you're in love with someone that you're not compatible with ....

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

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  perhaps it was "love at first sight", but then you get to know him/her more intimately and realize your goals and amitions couldn't be further apart.

  not that he/she isn't a good person ... just not right for you.

  the physical attraction is real, but issues that are important to you pale into insignificance in his/her mind.

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  Perhaps it was "love at first sight", but then you get to know him/her more intimately and realize your goals and amitions couldn't be further apart. Not that he/she isn't a good person ... just not right for you. The physical attraction is real, but issues that are important to you pale into insignificance in his/her mind. After giving so much of yourself, he/she now holds a special place in your heart. You love them dearly, but they don't fulfil your deepest longings. You always feel there is something missing in the relationship.

  What would be your choice? Would you stick around trying to change him/her and hope for the best? Would you be brave enough to forego the security of familiarity, to find true fulfillment in the unknown?
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  Wilma & Willy Watchtower, the continuing parody (please add to it if you li

  by Cheetos in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (narrator: wilma and willy are out in the field service four days before christmas) .

  willy says: well," because of all these christmas lights on these houses if armageddon came now it would be easy for gods destroyers to find the unworthy ones who will be eaten at the great evening meal of god.

  wilma says: oh", yes willy and just think of all the nice houses we can choose from to inhabit once those who opposes the society are killed off, just thinking about the possibility of having my pick of all these nice homes makes me more anxious for the battle to come.. .

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  Wilma and Willy arrive to the householder's house, and are greeted by a life-sized Santa Clause decorating the front yard. On the rooftop stood illuminated reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh. The front door was locked.
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  The CO Wants Everyone In Hall To Get A Bible Study

  by minimus in

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  he said, "enough with just offering the magazines.

  you need to directly ask people for a bible study.

  don't be like the man that stays engaged for years to a woman but never makes a commitment!

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  You need to directly ask people for a Bible Study

  Bible Study? What bible study? Is the bible even used during these boring time wasters?

  You mean a Wacktower litter-ature study, right?
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  I want to thank you all

  by mouthy in

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  2. friends

  i have received the most beautiful cards & pictures, poems, tea,ornaments & such lovely compliments from each & every one of you.. i was going to write those i didnt send cards to ...but there was so many ,i really couldnt.

  my heart was filled as i read each & every one of them.

  as you all know i lost my hubby,& 3 kids in death, one daughter to the wt & grand-children.. as i read all of them i couldnt help thinking of job---he lost lots -but regained more.

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  I hope you received my card as well Grace.
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  Watchtower Office Christmas Party

  by drew sagan in

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  http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/view/3xnrmfop9yt9d8ezb6msdedh.

  enjoy!

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  I never knew C.T. Russel was such a good breakdancer!
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  Things to NEVER say to or Do with a jw...........

  by nomoreguilt in

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  i'll start with "never do business with a jw".

  they will take advantage of you, "but brother".

  they will use your good credit, your good name, and then beg off on any deal you might have had, legal or on their word........................whose next?.

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  Invite them over to watch a Harry Potter movie.
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  Has Anyone Recieved Their Secret Santa Gifts?

  by Nosferatu in

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  oh my god!!!

  a thread that isn't about rr!

  but seriously, has anybody recieved their gifts yet?.

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  Anyone else receive their gifts? [I'm kinda hoping my SS person will post]
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  Good to the Last Drop

  by purplesofa in

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  this is a talk i did in 2000, i was going through some old papers and came across this........laugh at me, lol, i don't mind.

  i was a good sister!!!!!.

  what i think is important about this is, i gave the talk in 2000, i was on this board in 2005, and last month i was a small voice on the phone to a radio station speaking against the wt about the disfellowshipping and shunning policies when a member gets a blood transfusion.. there is hope for those that seem hardcore in.. .

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  Oh, and I just love how you transformed the "chance" of everlasting life to a "privilege".
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  Good to the Last Drop

  by purplesofa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is a talk i did in 2000, i was going through some old papers and came across this........laugh at me, lol, i don't mind.

  i was a good sister!!!!!.

  what i think is important about this is, i gave the talk in 2000, i was on this board in 2005, and last month i was a small voice on the phone to a radio station speaking against the wt about the disfellowshipping and shunning policies when a member gets a blood transfusion.. there is hope for those that seem hardcore in.. .

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles

  I see you were a fan of the "convert them by the end of the 5 minutes" method of talk writing

  OMG!! None of those scriptures proved anything relating to the topic!! LOL What lesson in misapplication and "no attention to context".

  [we're all guilty, present company included]