I wonder how she manages with her literature at the doors .....
Frequent_Fader_Miles
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FW: WHAT A SISITER SACRIFICED TO SERVE JEHOVAH
by moomanchu inwitnoid e-mails goin around.. all i can say is wtf.. japan assembly experience.
date: tue, 22 jan 2008 15:58:51 -0500. .
convention experience from japan!
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LDS-New leader invites all former members to return to the fold.
by Thechickennest ini read on aol today that the morman church is inviting former members to return to the church.
food for thought....would former jehovah's witnesses return to the organization if the invintation would be extended from the society?
would you go back if being disfellowshipped or disassociated was not an issue any longer?
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Would you go back if being disfellowshipped or disassociated was not an issue any longer?
Huh? That would be a classic example of the "dog returning to its own vomit"
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Worst Kingdom Melody lyrics- your votes?
by JimmyPage inmy votes for worst kingdom melody lyrics: song 125- "jehovah is on my side" (try singing these lyrics without laughing like beavis and butthead): "i know that in this crucial hour my faith will yet be tested/ around me swarms the devil's crowd like bees that were molested/ but i can ever beat them off beneath divine protection/ on those who love to bear his name god sets his deep affection.
" or how about song 201- "rejoicing with god's nation" (grab your thesaurus for this one): "in a land so good and spacious/ free from strife and things vexatious/ look!
a happy crowd vivacious/ in god's service that is efficacious.
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
I seem to remember it had something to do with Lazarus... and Jesus (that may cover about half of 'em).
It was a dirge... sorta a slow monotonic song... very slow and difficult to sing. I think that they reserved it - and used it mainly during the memorial.
I don't believe they sung the Lazarus song at Memorial. That honour belonged to .... Gracious Jehovah, deserving of praaaaisseee. To you oh sovereign our voices we raise.
The Lazarus song was mostly sung at funerals ..... Laaaaa-zarus lay sleeeeee-ping, in his cold stone graaaaave
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I'm sorry to my friends here but I've got to go back
by noni1974 ini've got to go back.
my parents have asked me nicely and well i can't say no.
i've decided i'm going to pioneer and try and catch me a good elder as a husband.. .
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I happen to think I would make a good elders wife.
Hey Noni ..... this guy says he's interested.
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What the Hades is going on at the local Kingdom Hall?
by AK - Jeff inthe kh that i attended has always held it's meetings on sunday morning, and still does.
even on the days when the co visits there are normally only a handful of cars left in the parking lot after 3 pm, as the co typically quits service and heads home by 3 or 4, and besides, if you are not in his group it is usually 'take a few doors, count an hour, and get home in time to watch the game' attitude.
so today i drive by after work - it is 4 pm when i pass the kingdom hall, and the damned parking lot is just packed - maybe 45 or 50 cars in the lot.
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
We even took our 'honeymoon' at the district convention in London
Oh no ...... that's just pathetic!!
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
My first thought is that nipple rings on a victim could be used handily by an assailant....
Yeah, or you could just rip them out of the nipples of your attacker. [ouch]
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I dreamed I was an ACTIVE WITNESS
by berylblue inin my maidenform bra.. .
don't know what made me remember that old ad.. .
if you're old enough to remember those stupid maidenform advertisements, you're old enough to remember some really bad ads.....sheesh, and the men's rights activists complain about how men are portrayed as dummies in commercials?
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Not because of the Bra but because you dreamed you were an active JW.
Nightmare would be more appropriate.
I agree. Did you wake up in a cold sweat, and screaming?
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The greatest Witness supply shop in the world? Probably.........
by chikikie inhttp://www.servicesupplies.net/page04.html.
words fail me.....
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Notes From Hawaii-Gerrit Losch Talk
by Save My Soul ina (conditional) friend sent me some notes from the talk in hawaii.
gerrit was the keynote speaker.
this occurred 'immediately after the tribulation of those days' (matthew 24:29), referring to the destruction of babylon the great.
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How exactly does one "travel the world" without anyone to pilot the aircraft?
Obviously all pilots will be destroyed at Armageddon for committing the grave sin of obtaining advanced education.
And how fast is this travel supposed to be ... at the speed of light maybe? Considering the fact it's the burial of dead bodies we're dealing with.
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ok so who exactly is going to the memorial this year....and why?
by Cordelia ini am, my dad is doing it, i'm going to their hall theyve just moved there (to 'help' out).
i figured its the one meeting i can't miss as i upset them by not going to any others at all, also ive made a point of not going to my hall and i won't let anyone know i'm at my dads.
my dad is actually worried i might 'be apostate' about it, as i once said surely passing on the bread and wine is like saying 'no thanks jesus!
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I have been reinstated and I feel so alive, invigorating, and refreshed.
Good for you!
I also feel very, very alive, invigorated, and refreshed .... being away from JWism did it for me.
