I got baned before i started
Yeah, me too.
Maybe I should appeal.
so i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
I got baned before i started
Yeah, me too.
Maybe I should appeal.
so i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.
problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .
the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..
Me! Me! Pick me!
(did you guys notice they spelled education wrong?)
geat ready to gag.
you just can't make this stuff up.. .
subject: fw: book study change in 2009. .
The society is getting us prepared for when the whole world goes under ban and the kingdom halls are shut down. When that happens, we will already know how to conduct our meetings in a condensed format. We will need to meet in smaller groups at brother's homes. So when that time comes we will still get spiritual food, but in a quicker format so as to not arouse suspicion by our neighbors..
So are they saying that entertaining a small group of people dressed like witnesses in your home at the same time every week won't arouse suspicion???
I thought the book study was a meeting in smaller groups at brothers' homes.
how much longer are you going to stay there?
I would move out of there quick!
I used to live in one where there was only one JW, and yet still it made me uncomfortable.
have you noticed how it seems that the tactic of making commercials deliberately annoying is becoming popular?
i'm sure you can think of a commercial or two that quickly becomes like fingernails on a chalkboard.
that is why they are produced and repeated over and over, they accomplish the purpose of getting your attention and causing you to remember them.
The... FRAGRANCE... of... WHITE DIAMONDS! Show me someone who thinks white diamonds have a 'fragrance', and I'll show you a moron.
White Diamonds is the name of a perfume for women by Elizabeth Taylor.
facebook's all you ever wanted to know about the bountiful blessings awaiting faithful ones in jah's new order!
check out these comparisons with satan's filthy world ..... the new system verses what saten 's system has to offer:.
saten's system: unequilty, there are thousands of imigrants, but its not their fault, the country does not supply food for them because they are using the money to fight their war's instead of bringing enough food into the country and supplying jobs for them.. .
For those who want to know, I'm not sure of the poster's age. Her profile is private.
Yes, I did copy and paste it with all the spelling and grammar errors.
facebook's all you ever wanted to know about the bountiful blessings awaiting faithful ones in jah's new order!
check out these comparisons with satan's filthy world ..... the new system verses what saten 's system has to offer:.
saten's system: unequilty, there are thousands of imigrants, but its not their fault, the country does not supply food for them because they are using the money to fight their war's instead of bringing enough food into the country and supplying jobs for them.. .
Facebook's all you ever wanted to know about the bountiful blessings awaiting faithful ones in Jah's New Order!
Check out these comparisons with Satan's filthy world ....
The New System verses what Saten 's System Has To Offer:
Saten's system: unequilty, there are thousands of imigrants, but its not their fault, the country does not supply food for them because they are using the money to fight their war's instead of bringing enough food into the country and supplying Jobs for them.
Jehovah's system: There will be good Homes for everyone! enough food and clothes too!
Satens system: There are too many Health problems too count that come upon innocent people, like cancer. And the pollution or weather can do damage to your hair like making it frizzy despite what product you put into it. Polluted air every where you go practically, except a few places.
Jehovah's System: Good Health, Perfect Mind, Soul and Body, Great hair!
Fresh air! clean water that you can just stop for a drink probaley if you wanted to at a stream.
Saten's system: Wars, every form of violence, rape ,murders, Abuse of children, Crime every minute. Human governments have been around for a long time, generations and generations but they still have not been able to get rid of this, only reduce it a little.
Jehovah's system: We wont have to give any of these things a single thought in God's new world, we will be free of them! Jehovah never again will let anything happen to anyone. For eternity! Isaiah 65:17
Saten's system: empty materilism
Jehovah's system: You enjoy things may more! than if you have things all the time like celebrity's do that are spoiled. I would get sick of some things.
Saten's System: On the Jehovah's witness official website there is an article that shows Divore rates are sky rocketing. Todays generation ( including femenists) adopt the view that they dont need to live together.
The articles says that soon marriage is going to go extinct, so thats a really large percentage of the population. When people take on these high paying careers they usually sacrifice time for friendship or family. I just watched a show last night and I dont think celebrity's even go out with friends very much cause their friends are too busy with thier own careers year round! Celebrity's may have the money to buy everything they dreamed of but thet certaintly dont have the time to pursue everything they dreamed of doing!
Jehovah's system: Happy and sucessfull marriages. Good relationships with friends and everyone and family. This system is boring compared with what Jehovah has to offer. In the New system you will have the time too pursue any skill and get really good at it, like singing or sports, painting....ect. I like drawing designs and decorating things.
well, gee...!!
- i found this little gem on quotes:.
our kingdom ministry september 2002 (for britain) p. 8 5 god's appointed channel:bear in mind that our heavenly father has an appointed channel of communication, "the faithful and discreet slave.
OMG....did you see that one link on Brother Carl's site asking if you want to submit your "field service report" to him?? WTF?? Why would any Dub want to send their field service report to someone on the internet???
Mary, you should've been around when Brother Carl had his guestbook open. What a riot!! Because of JWD apostates, he had to shut it down. LOL
just got a september '08 awake in my paws.. the cover asks "is there life beyond the grave".
they have a quote from forrest gump (of course he wasn't mentioned by name but i've seen the movie a million times).
it says roughly: in a movie a young man is shown standing by his mother's grave.
Maybe next time they'll encourage the congregation to follow Forest's example by preaching to persons at bus stops.
i was thinking it could be the university of bethel fighting janitors!
with toilets on each side of the helmet.
The Theocratic Warfarers