Tom, now why would you want something to stick to your dick?
Well, I'd like it to at least make an attempt....
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by flipper inso, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !
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This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free
by flipper inso, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !
so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !
or someone else's life too !
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He had accidentally stuck one of his mothers maxi pads onto his penis and was scared spitless because it just hung on the penis from the adhesive and would not come off ! Poor kid was probably traumatized for life !
It's just the opposite for me. I'm traumatized that I CAN'T find something that will stick....
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This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free
by flipper inso, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !
so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !
or someone else's life too !
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Boy: Mommy, mommy, Jimmy keeps calling me a monkey.
Mom: Quit tattling on your brother and comb your face.
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This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free
by flipper inso, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !
so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !
or someone else's life too !
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A doctor gives his patient six months to live. But he couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months.
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by FlyingHighNow inthis is a love calculator.
just for fun, see if you are compatible with me.
my birthday is: .
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Thank you, Tom.
*bows* mi'lady...
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Love Calculator
by FlyingHighNow inthis is a love calculator.
just for fun, see if you are compatible with me.
my birthday is: .
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My first wife: 07%
My second wife: 75% (I knew we were a good match. stupid immigration)
My last girlfriend: 06%
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This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free
by flipper inso, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !
so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !
or someone else's life too !
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A lady takes her husband to the doctor. He checks the man out and says in private to the wife, "I don't like the looks of your husband."
She replies, "I don't either, but he's good to the kids."
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by FlyingHighNow inthis is a love calculator.
just for fun, see if you are compatible with me.
my birthday is: .
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I've seen you FHN, you're hot as hell right now.
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Oh...hi, Remember Anony-Mouse?
by Anony-Mouse ini just decided to pop in.
i should hang around here more.
anyways, i guess im here cuz i feel like telling people junk and stuff :p .
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Welcome back ((((((((((Anony-Mouse)))))))))) Sorry, I don't have any advice for you right now. I'm sure someone here will though.
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by FlyingHighNow inthis is a love calculator.
just for fun, see if you are compatible with me.
my birthday is: .
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He he. The guy I have been going out with is only 8%. Andy is 47% You can still adore me.
Woohoo!!! I'm adding you to my adore list. psst, actually you already were on it. Right in between Beyonce and Miranda Lambert.