Posts by Abandoned

Please excuse the gross thought, but what would happen if a guy gains 200 lbs., then has a favorite tatoo on his belly, then later on has gastric bypass surgery, and then has a tummy tuck to get rid of the excess skin? Would he be able to have the surgeon cut out the tatoo and allow it to be preserved and perhaps framed?

EWWWW!!!

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nelly136's poetry thread inspired me.

by Abandoned in

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friends

i was reading through nelly136's thread on disgusting dub poetry (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/124225/1.ashx) and i felt inspired.

it's still a little rough, but let me know what you think.

perhaps it could become a collaboration.

Abandoned

Thanks nelly136 and fullofdoubtnow.

bernadette, I love your additions. Do you have a preference of where they get inserted?

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What proof is there that the JWs were chosen by Jehovah to be His people?

by VM44 in

what proof is there that the jws were chosen by jehovah to be a "people for his name"?

growth in numbers is not proof, other religions also have displayed such growth over the last 100 years.. material prosperity is not proof as other religions also have considerable wealth, both in cash, property and real estate.. printing the watchtower and awake!

magazines certainly is not proof!.

Abandoned

The only ones who adhere to GOD'S standards on beards, suits and ties, length of hair and skirts.

ROFL!!!! LMAO!!!

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nelly136's poetry thread inspired me.

by Abandoned in

jw
friends

i was reading through nelly136's thread on disgusting dub poetry (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/124225/1.ashx) and i felt inspired.

it's still a little rough, but let me know what you think.

perhaps it could become a collaboration.

Abandoned

I was reading through nelly136's thread on disgusting dub poetry (http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/124225/1.ashx) and I felt inspired. This is what I came up with. It's still a little rough, but let me know what you think. Perhaps it could become a collaboration.

The Year Marketeers
I still remember when jehovah was courting
with killing the bad in the year nineteen fouteen
Then we were told we'd want to be alive
To see the destruction in ninteen twenty-five

But those years passed us by without armageddon's debris
Perhaps it would happen in nineteen forty-three
World war two disappeared in the anuls of time.
And there on the horizon sat nineteen seventy-five.

People sold houses and gave up their careers
To preach of the kingdom as faithful pioneers
But all that remained in brooklyn's bag of tricks.
Was another new year - nineteen seventy-six.

Some faithful were hurt and others offended.
Wondering why satan's world hadn't ended.
Then, one of the governing body showed strength.
He exposed all the lies and was kept at arm's length

They called him apostate but he more resembled Isis.
For he mustered the courage to pen Conscience In Crisis.
This wonderful book spread the truth far and wide.
That the governing body of jehovah's witnesses lied.

They lied when they taught that they were god's servant.
They lied quite convincingly - many felt they were fervent.
But since they were liars - merely arrogant jerks,
They lived off the faithful with decadent perks.

Then in the year of nineteen ninety-five
The governing body feared their cult wouldn't survive.
They needed a way to ensure their high station.
By doing away with the nineteen fourteen generation.

Those who escaped from these abhorrent cultists.
Shared of their time and their stories to assist.
By two thousand six the cultists were dwindling.
Many used watchtower literature for kindling.

What can we learn from the watchtower's story?
Think for yourself or you'll end up someone's quarry.

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Little children deserve to die at Armageddon

by jambon1 in

for the life of me, i cannot work this one out.

it disturbed me when i was a jw and it now just makes me plain angry.. here are some comments from ministerial servants & elders on this subject, which i heard when i was in:.

"you know, a while ago, people used to object to the idea of children dying at armageddon but nowadays there is a spirit in kids (massive generalisation), which just seems to make them fit for destruction.

Abandoned

Yeah, after a careful, concerted, and exhaustive search of the bible the gb of jw have come to the loving conclusion that all children who don't have jw parents plus those who run in the kingdom hall and those who don't study for every meeting and those who do study but don't offer meaningful comments at the meetings and those who while they may go out in field service from time to time but are not REALLY giving jehovah their all - you know who you are - will have to be destroyed by god, jesus, and the holy angels. But don't worry folks, this is the good news of the kingdom.

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The Loved Up Thread [Fluff]

by diamondblue1974 in

it might have escaped your notice but sirona and i are totally in love and seem to have a mutual appreciation society thing going on; however this has not taken place without causing some online problems as some of you might be aware.. both dawn (sirona) and i are conscious that we have hijacked a number of threads given our perpetual state of being loved up.

given the untold frustration we might have caused to some posters we have decided to launch our very own jwd loved up thread.. this hopefully should allow threads to go on being productive without the frustration of people (us) whispering online sweet nothings and flirting and we therefore invite you all to use this thread if you are loved up, have similar mutual appreciation societies or simply wish to flirt with other online posters.

you can even use this thread to dedicate a post to someone who isnt online and who just lightens your life and makes you smile.. please join us and reassure us that we are not the only loved up people on jwd.. .

Abandoned

GGBG and OFG holy crap my two favorite fornicators in the WORLD!!!!!!

LOL!!!

I'm so happy for all of you. After suffering through the jw madness, how sweet that you can find someone who understands. Plus, it must be nice to be able to just love without worrying about petty rules. I salute you all.

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My story - part 2 :-) This time its not so jumbled

by Zed in

i'm slowly beginning to think that much of what we do is led by something, or at least prompted by something.

since i moved to the se i began to indulge in things that i enjoyed - mostly it was playing rpg's both computer based and the real 'nasty, evil, satan worshipping' pen and paper types.

i remember how, when i first expressed an interest in playing dungeons and dragons when i was about 12 - 13yrs old my study conductor pulled out the article in the asleep (i think it was) that ran through why it was evil!!!

Abandoned

Thanks for the story. The only thing I can comment is that I'm glad you're able to experiment and discover in an environment free of the guilt and mental anguish that the jw provide.