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  This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free

  by flipper in

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  2. humour

  so, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !

  so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !

  or someone else's life too !

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  A guy goes to the Dr for a physical. The Dr. checks him out and says, "I have some bad news. You have Cancer and you have Alzheimer's"

  The man responds, "Whew, at least I don't have Cancer."
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  Love Calculator

  by FlyingHighNow in

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  this is a love calculator.

  just for fun, see if you are compatible with me.

  my birthday is: .

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  That thing must be broken. We only have an 18 percent chance.

  Darn it, and I was already to swim Lake Michigan to see you. I guess I'll just have to adore you from afar.....
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  This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free

  by flipper in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !

  so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !

  or someone else's life too !

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  Patient: Dr, Dr, something's wrong with me. I can't seem to remember anything.

  Doctor: How long has that been going on?

  Patient: How long has WHAT been going on?
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  This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free

  by flipper in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !

  so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !

  or someone else's life too !

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  Abandoned

  Did you hear about the Amish couple who got a divorce?

  He drove her buggy.
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  This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free

  by flipper in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !

  so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !

  or someone else's life too !

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  Abandoned

  OK, here's an old one:

  A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender yells, "Hey, we don't serve his kind here." The parrot replies, "I know, but he's got all the money."
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  Help me choose

  by Abandoned in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i want to upload a headshot for this writing group i belong to.

  help me choose which one to use:.

  do you think normal, ink, paint, drawing, or soften looks better?.

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  Thanks FHN, you're a sweetheart.
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  This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free

  by flipper in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !

  so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !

  or someone else's life too !

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  ABANDONED- That is funny ! When I fart in my wife's work room- I always blame it on the dog ! LOL ! Poor damned dog ! LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  Thank you. That's my opening joke in my comedy routine. Unless I start out with the juggling bit.
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  Help me choose

  by Abandoned in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i want to upload a headshot for this writing group i belong to.

  help me choose which one to use:.

  do you think normal, ink, paint, drawing, or soften looks better?.

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  Thanks Eryn and Lady Liberty.
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  I Got The Job

  by Abandoned in

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  i go in monday at 10:00 am to work out the details and total number of hours and such.

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  Abandoned

  Thanks Sabrina, you are a sweetheart.

  Hey coldredrain, my Minnesota buddy. The job is here in Rochester at a computer store called Miracle Computers.

  Thanks Jeff, I appreciate the kind words.
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  This is All of Our " Let's Laugh at Something Funny " Thread-Feel Free

  by flipper in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, at the end of a hard work week , i find it nice to have a cocktail, relax, and watch a comedy or tell funny stories !

  so i welcome you to share anything funny in your life that has happened !

  or someone else's life too !

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  Abandoned

  I think this is funny:

  "Have you ever accused someone of farting and then, recognized the smell and realized that you owe someone an apology?"