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  Argumentum Stupiditum

  by Farkel in

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  We had Fred Franz.

  I didn't know there was an improv category.
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  I'm Thinking of Becoming Canadian

  by AllTimeJeff in

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  i am sort of digging the olympics.

  plus, i used to live in a state that really should be annexed by canada anyway, michigan.

  but i love hockey, autumn, maple syrup, and cold weather.

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  Frankly, I am jealous of Outlaw. He is all alone in the wilderness with the internet and beer. Molson to be exact.

  Oh yeah! I love Canadian Beer! There is another great reason.
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  Argumentum Stupiditum

  by Farkel in

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  I just bring up how Scientology is newer and growing faster.

  And they have better entertainers. We had Prince and Michael Jackson. They have Tom Cruise and John Travolta. It is clear that Jehovah loves us more...
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  I'm Thinking of Becoming Canadian

  by AllTimeJeff in

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  i am sort of digging the olympics.

  plus, i used to live in a state that really should be annexed by canada anyway, michigan.

  but i love hockey, autumn, maple syrup, and cold weather.

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  Wait, Maple Syrup doesn't come from Canada? I would fail the written citizen test. *sigh*

  Hey, at least I could bring some much needed passion to hockey. Look at all the teams that left. Looks like they need an infusion of caring about hockey.....
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  GREAT Visit from the Elders and new stuff

  by SouthCentral in

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  the elders stopped by today.

  they spoke of a new arrangement where the org is asking everyone to come back regardless of their sins.

  they just want them to come back with impunity.

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  AGuest, the GB doesn't follow HR rules too well.
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  Non-practising homosexual JW's

  by Quillsky in

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  as i understand it, being gay is not a sin in the organization, only homosexual acts are sins.

  i've never read anywhere that gay jw people are encouraged to "fix" their gayness and marry.. i've certainly known a fair number of confirmed bachelor types who live exemplary lives in the witness sense - one life-long bethelite i knew springs to mind - but are clearly (to me anyway) gay.

  they've all been in the closet though.. i wonder if any jw has ever been out of the closet, but not disfellowshipped since they don't have sex?

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  They would have had a gay old time!

  WIIIILMAAAA!!!!
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  I'm Thinking of Becoming Canadian

  by AllTimeJeff in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am sort of digging the olympics.

  plus, i used to live in a state that really should be annexed by canada anyway, michigan.

  but i love hockey, autumn, maple syrup, and cold weather.

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  AllTimeJeff

  I am sort of digging the Olympics. Plus, I used to live in a state that really should be annexed by Canada anyway, Michigan. But I love Hockey, Autumn, Maple Syrup, and Cold Weather. (I Also Like To Incorrectly Capitalize Words)

  Also, I am a Socialist Marxist Fascist. Should be a match made in heaven.

  Hey Canadians, how hard would it be for me to immigrate to Canada? I need health insurance.
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  Argumentum Stupiditum

  by Farkel in

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  JW's are taught to think in circles. They have to be big enough to be noticed, but small enough to be persecuted.

  Your mom has a low logic threshold.
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  Argumentum Stupiditum

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  AllTimeJeff

  Profound.
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  Non-practising homosexual JW's

  by Quillsky in

  1. jw
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  as i understand it, being gay is not a sin in the organization, only homosexual acts are sins.

  i've never read anywhere that gay jw people are encouraged to "fix" their gayness and marry.. i've certainly known a fair number of confirmed bachelor types who live exemplary lives in the witness sense - one life-long bethelite i knew springs to mind - but are clearly (to me anyway) gay.

  they've all been in the closet though.. i wonder if any jw has ever been out of the closet, but not disfellowshipped since they don't have sex?

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  If a baptized JW who is known to have been struggling with homosexual feelings spends the night with another known homosexual, it could be considered for judicial committee.

  I know that there are many non practicing homosexuals as JW's. If you want to be an elder, you keep it to yourself. Otherwise, you can talk about it with the elders and you won't be censured, although if you admit your struggling you won't be considered for those wonderful "privileges of service".