I bring this up half because I couldn't think of a joke to attach it to, but I swear, Franz had a man crush on Knorr. Everything he wrote with his idiot antitypos were all to show how Knorr was chosen by YHWH to lead gods people.... And that it was "prophesied" in the bible.... (gag)
Still boggles the mind that millions of people have been directly affected by the meandering idiotic thoughts of this mad man, the WTBTS chief scholar, Fred Franz. That is scary.
Speaking of improv logic, here is a Fred Franz (butt) nugget
Lawrence Bowen, who was once a protégé of Franz, told our class at Gilead that according to Franz (yes, he quoted the quack) it was clear that if Jehovah didn't confuse the languages at Babel, mankind would likely have come up with the technology we have today, including electricity and nuclear technology.
Obviously, mankind, having conquered the barriers to now construct 10 story buildings, were on the doorstep of splitting the atom, and thus, Jehovah stepped in to create other languages besides Hebrew. Being the tricky god he was, he even created languages with *gasp*, vowels.
i am sort of digging the olympics.
plus, i used to live in a state that really should be annexed by canada anyway, michigan.
but i love hockey, autumn, maple syrup, and cold weather.
Thats cool. Thanks Arwen. So you all are snowbirds eh? I grew up in Hollywood Fla. During each winter, the amount of Canadian men in Speedo's shot up rapidly. I only remember this because we did street witnessing on the beach and I had to offer WT's to them all the time.... Thats tough on a teen...... ;)
I will consider it in about 20 years, when I want to retire. Actually I want to retire now, but I can't...
We had Fred Franz.
I didn't know there was an improv category.
i am sort of digging the olympics.
plus, i used to live in a state that really should be annexed by canada anyway, michigan.
but i love hockey, autumn, maple syrup, and cold weather.
Frankly, I am jealous of Outlaw. He is all alone in the wilderness with the internet and beer. Molson to be exact.
Oh yeah! I love Canadian Beer! There is another great reason.
I just bring up how Scientology is newer and growing faster.
And they have better entertainers. We had Prince and Michael Jackson. They have Tom Cruise and John Travolta. It is clear that Jehovah loves us more...
i am sort of digging the olympics.
plus, i used to live in a state that really should be annexed by canada anyway, michigan.
but i love hockey, autumn, maple syrup, and cold weather.
Wait, Maple Syrup doesn't come from Canada? I would fail the written citizen test. *sigh*
Hey, at least I could bring some much needed passion to hockey. Look at all the teams that left. Looks like they need an infusion of caring about hockey.....
the elders stopped by today.
they spoke of a new arrangement where the org is asking everyone to come back regardless of their sins.
they just want them to come back with impunity.
AGuest, the GB doesn't follow HR rules too well.
as i understand it, being gay is not a sin in the organization, only homosexual acts are sins.
i've never read anywhere that gay jw people are encouraged to "fix" their gayness and marry.. i've certainly known a fair number of confirmed bachelor types who live exemplary lives in the witness sense - one life-long bethelite i knew springs to mind - but are clearly (to me anyway) gay.
they've all been in the closet though.. i wonder if any jw has ever been out of the closet, but not disfellowshipped since they don't have sex?
They would have had a gay old time!
WIIIILMAAAA!!!!
i am sort of digging the olympics.
plus, i used to live in a state that really should be annexed by canada anyway, michigan.
but i love hockey, autumn, maple syrup, and cold weather.
I am sort of digging the Olympics. Plus, I used to live in a state that really should be annexed by Canada anyway, Michigan. But I love Hockey, Autumn, Maple Syrup, and Cold Weather. (I Also Like To Incorrectly Capitalize Words)
Also, I am a Socialist Marxist Fascist. Should be a match made in heaven.
Hey Canadians, how hard would it be for me to immigrate to Canada? I need health insurance.
