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  Little fun game

  by JH in

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  i was googling "multitasking test" and found this....but the instructions are in german, so i used bable fish translation to translate the first sentence, and it says to click and hold on the red square, and try to move it around without the other pieces touching it..... i didn't try to translate the rest, i'm to lazy.

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  let's see how long you can go without any pieces touching the red square.. http://www.pamela.abraxxs.com/multitaskingtest.htm.

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  18.5 seconds
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  do dubs who are disfellowshipped get a reserection or what ?

  by looloo in

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  metaspy

  In regards to DF'd - no resurrection.
  
  In regards to suicide... well, that one is up in the air.
  The borg has changed it view from "Not gonna happen" to "maybe if we like them" mentality.
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  German Branch Calls Foreign Congregations to Help German Congregations!

  by GermanXJW in

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  there has been some rumour that the growth in most developed countries comes from imigrants.

  while this has been stated by cos and dos it is now official in germany.

  the kingdom ministry for february 2008 states that in germany there are 36,000 foreign publishers in 531 congregations und 272 groups.

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  metaspy

  if that happens... man would that be funny!!!
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  Great Tribulation chart on Wikipedia

  by JH in

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  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/jehovah's_witnesses.

  i like wikipedia.

  it explains everything so well.. look at the last column about the great tribulation and all the changes during those years.. .

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  metaspy

  so simple even R&F witnesses can understand.
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  What Did Noah Do With All The Animal manure Piling Up In the Ark?

  by frankiespeakin in

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  they were in the ark for such a long time, must have been pretty messy not to mention unhealthy, must have been a high mortality rate, causeing wide spead disease, and death due to the very unsanitary condition in that ark?

  imagine being locked up in that mess for a moment..

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  [take with humor intended] Well, according to the Borg, fermentation didn't exist before the flood.(I will have to get exact proof)
  Hence Noah didn't know that he was going to get drunk.
  So we can also assume that all that crap didn't break down the same either.
  
  Knowing this, there must have been already a thousand of years of crap on the earth (thus another reason for the flood).
  So all the animals, plus Noah and family were already used to the poop just sitting around.
  No reason at all for removing it.
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  Time for Jokes.....Tell Us Your Favorite JW Joke!

  by new boy in

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  i like rodney dangerfielsd's .

  "so i hear a knock at the door.

  i open the door and there are two jehovah's witness, they look at me and both say 'they are not interested' ....i get no respect.. and .

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  I always liked the joke:
  Who was the stretchiest man in the bible?
  Balaam. He tied his Ass to a tree and walked into town.
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  Are Any Here Afraid of "Getting Caught" Doing Something "Wrong" By a JW?

  by minimus in

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  do you still look over your shoulder to see if some jw might "report" you to the elders for doing something inappropriate by witness standards??

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  I am afraid.
  but I am afraid for the reason of not wanting confrontation.
  So I may be a little cautious, but I still do what I want.
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  Blew a JW's mind when I told him I am an apostate

  by hambeak in

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  a jw came into the shop the other day and left an awake.

  i told him i am an apostate and i thought he was going to have a heart attack.

  lol.. has anyone else had this experience?

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  metaspy

  mrs jones - you definitely hit the nail on the head!
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  A Holiday Gift to JWD, from Scully & Friends

  by Scully in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have been working on this little project for quite some time, and it's finally ready to share with all of you... just in time for the holidays!.

  this project entailed converting scans of hard copies of public talk outlines into pdf format and then compiling all of them into zip folders.

  there are over 150 documents in total, complete with update notices from brooklyn.

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  metaspy

  No worries snakes, I am happy to have what you could contribute!!
  I didn't know it was that much hassle to get the MTS outlines.
  Thank you!
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  A Holiday Gift to JWD, from Scully & Friends

  by Scully in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have been working on this little project for quite some time, and it's finally ready to share with all of you... just in time for the holidays!.

  this project entailed converting scans of hard copies of public talk outlines into pdf format and then compiling all of them into zip folders.

  there are over 150 documents in total, complete with update notices from brooklyn.

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  metaspy

  Hey snakes, think we can see those MTS outlines sometime?? or are they in this batch?