What Did Noah Do With All The Animal manure Piling Up In the Ark?

by frankiespeakin 59 Replies latest social humour

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    They were in the ark for such a long time, must have been pretty messy not to mention unhealthy, must have been a high mortality rate, causeing wide spead disease, and death due to the very unsanitary condition in that ark? Imagine being locked up in that mess for a moment.

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    LMFAO at the title. I suppose Jah took the urge for a good healthy one away from the animals till it was all over!

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    He used it to fertilize his hydroponic ;)

    S

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    OR, maybe they used it to fertilize the garden they grew on the ark........

  • changeling
    changeling

    Are you the one who asked where did Noah get drinking water? To which I answered: "He drank rain water".

    Well, as for the animal shit: he shoveled it off the ark into the water.

    I don't believe in a global flood, but honestly, some things are no brainers.

    changeling (feeling testy in the new year)

  • worldtraveller
    worldtraveller

    Someone explained to me that if the moon came from part of the earth, then the amount of water it displaced could have created a flood. Look at a globe of the world and notice all the continents seem to fit together around most of the world, except when you look at the wide open Pacific Ocean. There is a massive gap there that could in theory have fitted something as big as the moon.

    Well at least you can wonder the next time you look at a globe. Just thinkin'.... .

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    <VOICE="Fred Franz">Doubtless the Almighty God used some highly scientific means, whether including antimatter or not, to dispose of the surplus of putrifying crap.</VOICE>

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Change.

    I bet Mrs.Noah, made sure that Mr. Noah always washes his hands after he finished his shoveling chores and sat down to eat, or before he lay down with her to pratice his become fruitful and multiplication skills.

  • changeling
    changeling

    If you're looking for a wacky answer here's one: Jehovah placed the shit into a black hole.

    My mother believes Jehovah will put nuclear waste in black holes after Armageddon, so why not elephant shit?

    changeling

  • DJK
    DJK
    changeling (feeling testy in the new year)

    LOL.

    I've heard burning camel dung keeps the bugs away. The rest? Over the side.

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