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Shall We Preach?

by DeusMauzzim in

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seeing that we just set up half a dozen new cults in the other thread, i hereby state the following:.

all authority has been given me in heaven and on the earth.go therefore and make disciples of dubs of all the nations, initiating them in the name of hermes trismegistus, teaching them to observe all the things i have commanded you.

i am with you all the days until the conclusion of the watchtower bible and tract society.. pick a name, create a cult, set up your wikipedia article, upload videos on youtube, go to conventions, scare the hell out of dubs, spread the word!.

DeusMauzzim

Seeing that we just set up half a dozen new cults in the other thread, I hereby state the following:

“All authority has been given me in heaven and on the earth.Go therefore and make disciples of dubs of all the nations, initiating them in the name of Hermes Trismegistus, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU . And, look! I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the watchtower bible and tract society.

pick a name, create a cult, set up your wikipedia article, upload videos on youtube, go to conventions, scare the hell out of dubs, spread the word!

Just imagine the look on Jaracz' face when he wakes up tomorrow and sees that 40.000 cults with wacky names have infiltrated his organization overnight :)

Deus Mauzzim,

Grand Master of The Hermetic Order of Bethelites

Initiate of the Inner Circle of the Faithful and Discreet Slave

The Smyrnan Angel

Caller of the Great Crusade

P.S Do you see this, Bethel Mods? This is how Russell started it

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let's create our own cult. join here.

by DeusMauzzim in

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l.s.. i hereby invite all who are worthy to join the ancient and mysterious hermetic order of bethelites.

we have been working from the shadows of bethel, sealing the watchtower teachings with the ancient knowledge of hermes trismegistus, as handed over to us from the time of joseph, the servant of yah.

you can find more info here:.

DeusMauzzim

I quote from Tertullianus, Against Minimus:

Minimus, The heretic of Pontus, introduces two Gods, like the twin Symplegades of his own shipwreck: One whom it was impossible to deny, i.e., our Creator; and one whom he will never be able to prove, i.e., his own god. The unhappy man gained

29 the first idea 30 of his conceit from the simple passage of our Lord’s saying, which has reference to human beings and not divine ones, wherein He disposes of those examples of a good tree and a corrupt one; ( Luk_6:43 ) how that "the good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit, neither the corrupt tree good fruit." Which means, that an honest mind and good faith cannot produce evil deeds, any more than an evil disposition can produce good deeds. Now (like many other persons now-a-days, especially those who have an heretical proclivity), while morbidly brooding 31 over the question of the origin of evil, his perception became blunted by the very irregularity of his researches;

This says enough

Deus Mauzzim

Inquisitor in the Minimusite Heresies

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let's create our own cult. join here.

by DeusMauzzim in

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friends

l.s.. i hereby invite all who are worthy to join the ancient and mysterious hermetic order of bethelites.

we have been working from the shadows of bethel, sealing the watchtower teachings with the ancient knowledge of hermes trismegistus, as handed over to us from the time of joseph, the servant of yah.

you can find more info here:.

DeusMauzzim

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let's create our own cult. join here.

by DeusMauzzim in

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friends

l.s.. i hereby invite all who are worthy to join the ancient and mysterious hermetic order of bethelites.

we have been working from the shadows of bethel, sealing the watchtower teachings with the ancient knowledge of hermes trismegistus, as handed over to us from the time of joseph, the servant of yah.

you can find more info here:.

DeusMauzzim

@Finally-Free:

I propose an alliance between the mighty God Yah of The Hermetic Order of Bethelites and the Great Bird God Rocco of the Fundamentalist Roccoists

Together we will see the dawn of the bloody day when our great god Yah smites the Minimusites with His thunderbolts and our great god Rocco picks out their eyes!

Yes, yes!!! Any time soon now! We are VERY close!

In Truth,

Deus Mauzzim

Grand Master of The Hermetic Order of Bethelites

Opener of the First Seal

Inquisitor of The Minimusite Heresy

Servant of the Bird God Rocco

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let's create our own cult. join here.

by DeusMauzzim in

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friends

l.s.. i hereby invite all who are worthy to join the ancient and mysterious hermetic order of bethelites.

we have been working from the shadows of bethel, sealing the watchtower teachings with the ancient knowledge of hermes trismegistus, as handed over to us from the time of joseph, the servant of yah.

you can find more info here:.

DeusMauzzim

I'll let you join the Divine Order of Minimus and you can become Minimusites.

The prophecy has come true! Trust not Minimus of the Divine Order of Minimus, for he is the enemy of all Hermeticism! He who is not with us, is against us! Get your allegiance right! :) Deus Mauzzim, Grand Master of The Hermetic Order of Bethelites Opener of the First Seal Inquisitor in The Minimusite Heresy

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let's create our own cult. join here.

by DeusMauzzim in

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friends

l.s.. i hereby invite all who are worthy to join the ancient and mysterious hermetic order of bethelites.

we have been working from the shadows of bethel, sealing the watchtower teachings with the ancient knowledge of hermes trismegistus, as handed over to us from the time of joseph, the servant of yah.

you can find more info here:.

DeusMauzzim

L.S.

I hereby invite all who are worthy to join the ancient and mysterious Hermetic Order of Bethelites. We have been working from the shadows of Bethel, sealing the Watchtower teachings with the ancient knowledge of Hermes Trismegistus, as handed over to us from the time of Joseph, the servant of Yah. You can find more info here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetic_order_of_bethelites

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses_splinter_groups

If you consider joining us, please humbly and prayerly think about the following questions:

(1) On the basis of the secret knowledge of Hermes Trismegistus, have you repented of your sins and dedicated yourself to the Hermetic Order of Bethelites to do its will?

(2) Do you understand that your dedication identifies you as a member of the Hermetic Order of Bethelites in esoteric association with God's spirit-induced organization?

If you can answer yes to both questions, you are initiated! As a member, you may freely think of a title for yourself. You are also allowed to create sub-orders and give them names, and initiate bored brothers and sisters at conventions to them.

One warning: we have received word that others will soon promote new sects and cause divisions on this board and in the organization. Do not join them, for they are full of lies and deceit!

Awaiting your initiation,

Deus Mauzzim

Grand Master of The Hermetic Order of Bethelites

Opener of the First Seal

P.S This is all serious. Ted Jaracz is one of our acolytes.

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Vacation, wonderful life, lurkers beware :)

by DeusMauzzim in

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dear all,.

this is my first vacation free of the borg, and i would like to share some of my feelings:.

university (the evil place where you learn critical thinking) has just stopped, and after a semester of hard and succesful study it feels like sliding into a warm bath.

DeusMauzzim

Dear All,

This is my first vacation free of the Borg, and I would like to share some of my feelings:

University (the evil place where you learn critical thinking) has just stopped, and after a semester of hard and succesful study it feels like sliding into a warm bath. I love the things that I do there, but as our friend Salomon said, there is a time for everything :)

Almost seven days per week of total freedom :)

In the morning, I get up early and read literature, then I make my breakfast. I take a shower, and begin the day with translating some Coptic manuscripts to prepare for an exam next semester.

Then I finish the book I started in when I woke up. After lunch, I walk through the house and the garden and talk Persian to myself to practice conversation and have some exercise. I also translate some poetry.

Then I start in a new book, or a play, or a book of poetry.

Then I practice conversational Latin via podcast for a couple of hours.

In the evenings, I watch a film with some friends, or go out, or read or translate some more, whatever I feel like doing.

Life is wonderful, the death sentence has been lifted, I have walked out of prison.

I walk through the city park. I watch mothers with little children feeding the ducks.

They will not be destroyed by some vengeful God.

The sun, shrouded in clouds, shines bleak upon one of a billion worlds, and I live on that little world. There is no greater purpose than to be happy and smile at other human beings.

Great is the world, and its Creator, and great is mankind.

Believe me, leaving is hard, but in the end it is worth it.

Regards,

Deus Mauzzim

(of the Creator-of-his-own-world-class)

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