You should give the Service Advisor an incentive to "club him like a baby seal" w/ service repairs, like they do to women.
BTW - how was your first week? It's the end of the month, yo. Have you met your quota?????
today i was at the dealership.
i was standing next to the service department.
i struck up a conversation with an elderly guy standing there.
You should give the Service Advisor an incentive to "club him like a baby seal" w/ service repairs, like they do to women.
BTW - how was your first week? It's the end of the month, yo. Have you met your quota?????
my favorite all time episode is the tennis/j peterman incident where kramer is walking across the tennis court and a racquet goes flying and hits a machine and kramer gets pelleted with tennis balls.
another really good one is when newman smells kramer basting on the roof and starts seeing him as food.. .
The Chinese Restaurant
CARTWRIGHT!!!!!!!
first i'll blame the fact that growing up as a witness, it was hard flirting with girls.
most of my younger days were spent at congregation gatherings, and it was hard trying to go up and talk to the girls.
both parents had to know about it, and it was quite a serious issue.
After spending about ten hours or so with her, you should be able to tell me what her favorite flavour of ice-cream is, her greatest fears, hopes and ambitions. What is her greatest childhood memory? Pet peeves? Talents?
LOL...I was married for 6 years and I don't think my husband could have answered those questions.
first i'll blame the fact that growing up as a witness, it was hard flirting with girls.
most of my younger days were spent at congregation gatherings, and it was hard trying to go up and talk to the girls.
both parents had to know about it, and it was quite a serious issue.
When you act comfortable w/ them, then are going to be comfortable w/ you.Let me tell you Sweetface, when I was a young, horny, male JW, I probably would have had about as much success applying that advice as a mother giving birth trying to take the Doc's advice to "relax". Looks good on paper. Much harder in real life.
Open Mind - there is a keyword in my sentence...ACT!!!
first i'll blame the fact that growing up as a witness, it was hard flirting with girls.
most of my younger days were spent at congregation gatherings, and it was hard trying to go up and talk to the girls.
both parents had to know about it, and it was quite a serious issue.
Rule # 1 - Smile at her. Babes love a nice smile.
Rule # 2 - Make eye contact. Nothing says "come here baby" like a set of peepers locking.
Rule # 3 (the MOST important) - Ask her questions about herself. Women love to be the center of attention and asking her questions will let her know you are truly interested.
Anything after that will come naturally. Just be yourself and relax. Women can sense when men are nervous around them. When you act comfortable w/ them, then are going to be comfortable w/ you.
I hope this helped!
got to address the balance with the girlie make up thread so here goes.
my first sports love is rugby union - my team is the london wasps.
football team (soccer) is millwall.. clam .
I was reading the girlie thread and thought geeze how long does it take for them to get ready.
From the time I drag my tired ass out of bed to the time I walk out the door...half an hour and that includes the 15 minute bath.
I want to play on this thread, too. Do you boys mind?
I only really watch the NFL...I am partial to any team w/ the word SKIN in the name...Redskins, baby. Lucky for me, they are DC's team.
I don't like basketball because of the squeaky shoes and the most exciting thing about baseball is when the short-stop starts scratching his nuts. I like hockey, but you can't see the players sweet asses in the uniforms.
there is so much available at every price point.
what have you discovered is right for you?.
just recentley i discoverd loreal's bare naturals, minerals.
and preferred the au natural look
That's because you are so pretty as a fresh faced chick, Leolaia!!!
i don't have much time to post as i'm headed back to the hospital, but my father collapsed this morning and had to be rushed to the hospital.
in a nutshell: he needs a blood transfusion as his hemoglobin is dropping (bleeding internally), but thanks to this fucking cult, that's not an option...........he'll accept the fractions but those bastards from the blood liaison committee have already shown up to ensure he doesn't cave............... for those of you who still believe, i'm asking you to say a prayer for my dad........and if anyone from crooklyn is reading this: you better hope my father doesn't die due to your fucked up rules, .
Clipsy, I refuse to read your posts unless you center them! I can see people copying your style. She had it FIRST, yo!!!!
Mary, I hope all is going well. Be proud of saving your father!!!!
there is so much available at every price point.
what have you discovered is right for you?.
just recentley i discoverd loreal's bare naturals, minerals.
I stopped wearing that crap a good 2 years ago. I hate it. Once in a while I will wear some shimmery eyeshadow and some mascara, but not very often.
i would like start by saying i having been married twice.
the first time i married a girl who was also raised a jw, sex was great when we first got married but after a couple of years it almost completely stopped.
the marriage did not last much longer i thought it was because we just grew apart and i became uninterested.
It's not just among JWs. I just wish I had a nickle for every married guy that has come on to me. Just go to the Rants & Raves section of craigslist. They are all over the place complaining about how their wives will only give it up once or twice a month. I will admit, and you can pass judgment if you want; I dont care, but I had an affair w/ a married man a few years ago. He wasn't getting sex at home; not even a sensual shower together. I now know why. It was because he was very selfish and unattentive in bed. I don't really blame her for not wanting him to touch her.