Where can I find Angels watch you poop? I want a good laugh.
pierogi
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Wanted: funny JW stories
by exwitless inok, so i've had a really busy and exhausting week.
i could really use a good ex-dub laugh!
you guys have some of the funniest stories sometimes, i laugh so hard i cry.
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Kingdom Hall wedding
by Wanita innot a witness but have them as neighbors.
i have been studying watchtower publications for years and have spent lots of time in discussion with witnesses in hopes of having them read the bible without watchtower glasses on.
i will be going to a jw wedding soon and am wondering, since i'm not a witness, what to expect.
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pierogi
I don't think there is anything that you would do wrong.
Ok, I take that back. lol
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Kingdom Hall wedding
by Wanita innot a witness but have them as neighbors.
i have been studying watchtower publications for years and have spent lots of time in discussion with witnesses in hopes of having them read the bible without watchtower glasses on.
i will be going to a jw wedding soon and am wondering, since i'm not a witness, what to expect.
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pierogi
Oh your first post, welcome!
Well, they are sort of boring with this boring wedding talk. Every event has a talk that comes with it. I don't think there is anything that you would do wrong. It will probably be in the kingdom hall which will make for a boring setting.
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Why do the local congregations always pay for the D.O. and C.O. visits?
by RULES & REGULATIONS inevery time a circuit and district overseer visited our congregation,the elders always wanted a show of hands from the congregation to see if we would pay for their car expenses and travel.sometimes the congregation would pay for airline tickets.it was always approved.. do you know if the idea came from the local congregations to pay?
did the wts send out letters to each congregation to see if they would pay?
we know that the wts always get what they want.. it's amazing how we paid $250-$400 for each overseer visit and the wts paid nothing..
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pierogi
The CO's wives that I've seen always look like they have the best clothes. I wonder who pays for them. Has anyone ever thought this?
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Why do the local congregations always pay for the D.O. and C.O. visits?
by RULES & REGULATIONS inevery time a circuit and district overseer visited our congregation,the elders always wanted a show of hands from the congregation to see if we would pay for their car expenses and travel.sometimes the congregation would pay for airline tickets.it was always approved.. do you know if the idea came from the local congregations to pay?
did the wts send out letters to each congregation to see if they would pay?
we know that the wts always get what they want.. it's amazing how we paid $250-$400 for each overseer visit and the wts paid nothing..
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pierogi
What's with every time there was a vote, they'd do it by raising hands? I always thought they should use a ballot. I mean come on, who is going to vote against it by raising their hand? The WTS knows that conformity works!
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Do you have any "Phobias"
by JH inmaybe you're afraid of rats, or afraid to walk under a ladder or go in your basement for some reason .
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pierogi
If I mow the lawn and there is a frog in the lawn someplace...omg...then I'll be afraid to keep on mowing the lawn, just thinking that i might walk on it or chop it up in pieces with the lawn mower and it might splash all over me.
Haha! I laughed out loud with that one!
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uuu2b1 gave me the courage
by skeptic1914 inalright, i admit it.
i have been this close to posting a number of times.
i saw uuus2b1 post and the welcome he received and figured i'd post too.
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pierogi
Hi Skeptic1914!
I'm not active, still technically a JW though. It's really great that your wife is tolerant! Not like when I told my friend who studied with me (about the UN relationship). I told her at lunch and when we drove back to her house I could tell that she had been crying, for ME! Then she told her elder husband and to make a long story short I also said that I couldn't teach people something that I didn't believe. Well, I said I wasn't sure about it because I felt that they wanted me to paint myself into a corner with the questions they asked me. They haven't tried to do anything about it and it's been a year. But THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME, SORRY, I have a tendency to ramble about my experiences.
Anyway, Welcome!!!
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Why must observers attend the Kingdom Halls for the Memorial?
by RULES & REGULATIONS injesus had only 12 members attend and partake the last meal and memorial.there were no observers in the room.each disciple was given bread to eat and wine to drink.there is no mention of other people in the room who couldn't eat or drink the last meal.this was only for those who would partake of this meal.. why does the wts feel that observers need to be at this yearly event?
why can't the elders who(supposedly) have any 144,000 in their congregations,have a memorial with only these members?
if jesus wanted observers he would of had some at his last meal and requested that they be present from then on..
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pierogi
Atleast when Jesus passed the bread and wine they were also eating dinner. This night is special because those who go will leave feeling hungry physically instead of spritually!
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memorial new light
by shadowofbathory inno spoilers here.
take note in the new memorial outline for somewhat new light.
unusual to mention it at the memorial but its related to the remnant.
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pierogi
Yeah, I guess I'll have to wait until someone posts it on here. Maybe it's some new rule they have to get partaker numbers down or something. I don't know.
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Can the JC be far behind?...
by Justice-One ini ran into an elder from our local hall today.
first thing he said is "hey, you have been missing some meetings.
" (i have not been to a single one in over 5 months.
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pierogi
Ha ha! I love that movie! I wanna try that now! lol How did he respond to that?