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  Bring back the black colored font instead of the blue ... blue is hard to read

  by What-A-Coincidence in

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  anyone else prefer black?

  if you don't you are a racist..

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  DJK

  Mine are blue on the active topics page and black on the thread page's. (Because I'm special)
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  You know you are rich when....

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  the memories of you playing barbie with your sister always include you buying up all the other barbie's houses and foreclosing on their mortgages.. .

  do you have any other signs?.

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  When I have someone to talk to in times of trouble.

  BTW, my parents were named Barb and Ken.
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  Is this an act of a deranged Pioneer JW?

  by dissed in

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  someone arrested on a plane for preaching the bible.. who would be so stupid so as to quote the bible incessantly to the person sitting next to him?

  then refusing to let the passenger get up from their seat until they finished preaching, so as not to acquire blood guilt?

  and finally going beserk when he refused to stop, biting another passenger?.

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  DJK

  Islamic or Baptist would be my guess.
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  chicken crosses the road

  by John Doe in

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  barack obama:.

  the chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change!

  the chicken.

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  DJK

  Funny, but I think the chicken needs to try to come back to where he started. Maybe he'll succeed in his attempt to accomplish what he tried to do in the first place.
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  Leave out the word God?

  by DJK in

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  i get too many emails about how the word god is left out of this and that.

  the one i got today is the first about how the end line of roosevelt's famous speech (engraved on some stone in washington) leaves out the ending, "so help us god".. i'm an atheist, not the kind that says it shouldn't be there.

  i just don't give a rats butt whether it is or not.. i get this stuff from one relative, the one i least want to offend, and her lack of knowledge of a murderous god really frustrates me.

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  I get too many emails about how the word God is left out of this and that. The one I got today is the first about how the end line of Roosevelt's famous speech (engraved on some stone in Washington) leaves out the ending, "So help us God".

  I'm an Atheist, not the kind that says it shouldn't be there. I just don't give a rats butt whether it is or not.

  I get this stuff from one relative, the one I least want to offend, and her lack of knowledge of a murderous God really frustrates me. Really funny was the one when the words "In God we trust" were left off a new dollar coin. "Like, put your glasses on and read the coins edge". She responded to everyone she sent it to with an apology.

  Typically it's click, delete. For this one I think I'll reply, "Yaaaah, there was no room left on the stone".

  Do you get these kinds of email's and is click/delete the best way to deal with it?.
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  Old Convention Pictures

  by Bangalore in

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  old convention pictures.. .

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  bangalore.

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  DJK

  @ blondie - hey, that's BEFORE they realized the sisters couldn't handle the sight of the manly man nips!

  I would have worn a tee shirt.
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  I need a hug

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  without posters asking why.. .

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  DJK

  wouldacouldashoulda
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  Holidays

  by IronHill in

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  as the holiday season approaches, me and my wife (yes finally married!

  ) are looking for ways to celebrate the holidays, secretly.

  i think we both would love to partake in them publicly, but our current status and relationships wont allow that just yet.

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  DJK

  You might want to avoid these. lol

  http://plant-species.suite101.com/article.cfm/christmas_plants_of_the_world

  I have three that would be perfect, they never die and I don't know what they are.
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  How would you respond (RESPECTFULLY)?

  by AwSnap in

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  if a witness brought up the example of lazarus, how jesus said he was "asleep" (which really meant dead)....and then he resurrected him and more people than ever had faith in jesus.. as part of the argument that most don't go to heaven when they die, suppose a jw said "most people believe we go live it up in heaven when we die.

  but wouldn't that be cruel on god's part to let lazarus' soul come to heaven and then have jesus bring him back to the crummy earth?

  how would you respond to that?.

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  DJK

  There are cases when people have been declared or thought to be dead and it was a mistake. If there is accuracy in the bible, Lazarus might be the first documented case.

  http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/buried.asp
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  Holidays

  by IronHill in

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  as the holiday season approaches, me and my wife (yes finally married!

  ) are looking for ways to celebrate the holidays, secretly.

  i think we both would love to partake in them publicly, but our current status and relationships wont allow that just yet.

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  DJK

  Thanksgiving will be easy. Anyone can cook a turkey and a small one will still provide leftovers and soup making it a big cost saving for two.

  For Christmas, get a large flowering plant and on Christmas eve put your presents to each other underneath for the following morning.