i have a jw onthe phone answering questions.
plesase tell me questions to ask him, for funny answers!.
this is so funny!.
I'm fine, sorry, was really high and trying not to laugh at these insane answers! Can you believe how insane the responses he gives to my questions are.
Sorry had no time for punctuation etc
In the end I got so baked I just started laying into him with ad dissium logicallies
i have a jw onthe phone answering questions.
plesase tell me questions to ask him, for funny answers!.
this is so funny!.
took a big bong hit ignoring him now listening to progressive metal
i have a jw onthe phone answering questions.
plesase tell me questions to ask him, for funny answers!.
this is so funny!.
jehovahs given you a lot of information on how to be happy. do you feel thats accurate?
no?
what is there that he gives you that make you not happy?
the organisation fucked up my worldview on a lot of issues, and made me completely socially inept, and gave me no real-world strategies for dealing with issues,
thats what you feel?
yeah, and theyve stolen my entire life from me.
i think you could easily see it that way?
why would tha be easy to see?
becasuse your missing so many factors, for some reason you dont see what JEhovah doing.
whats jehovah doing?
trying to protect from a system that is unjust and unfair and corrupt
hows he doing that?
things hes taught youtaht you say are messing you up. hes made you unable to be corrupt and bad. hes taught you things for your benefit.
i have a jw onthe phone answering questions.
plesase tell me questions to ask him, for funny answers!.
this is so funny!.
your suffering unnecessarily.
what would heel my suffering?
you already know draw close to jehovah that whats weere told to do?
told to do?
by the bible, thats the words of the apostle paul.
so the apostle paul
no i think it was peter. peter was inspired by god and wrote this.
how to reconcile OT god with NT god?
he was protecting people he said would develop fill the earth.
but all along he knew his son would have to come
are you typing?
yees, im writing this to answer
becasues hes doing things by proceedure. it would prove they were imperfect and would need a messiah.
so god just tested them purposely?
why did he need to show them they were imperfect?
to show they needed a saviour?
what did adam throw away?
everlasting life?
how?
by diobeying jehovah by deicde what is right and wrong. so god said what was wrong and right. he has teh right to decide
whose right and wrong.
how to you prove it?
its a logical thing. he proven himself loving.
no he hasn't. you just said he made them see they were imperfect?
he had to let them see. obviously they didnt get it. Like you, you don't get it.
what dont I get?
things Im doing are abusing my spirit. making me go to wordly doctors. they cant save you they cant even save theemselves. thell that to your psychiatrist. learning everything they know from a book some idiot wrote.
so people wrote the bible?
your forcing me to write a letter to you? I'm a terrible thinking. but i see your in a terrible state of mind to discuss things. (this is him seeing that i am getting to the heart of the matter, andhim using an ecuse to leave theconverstation.)
i have a jw onthe phone answering questions.
plesase tell me questions to ask him, for funny answers!.
this is so funny!.
one time we took our son to the physicatrist once a long time ago because you could tell something ws weong, and the pshy told us
we were his problem and You were abusing him. (locked up at molesting the first word he used)
i have a jw onthe phone answering questions.
plesase tell me questions to ask him, for funny answers!.
this is so funny!.
I have a JW onthe phone answering questions
PLESASE TELL ME QUESTIONS TO ASK HIM, FOR FUNNY ANSWERS!
THIS IS SO FUNNY!
"They tell me I have post tramuatic stress disorder"
"What caused that"
"leaving a cult"
"oh, well the demons are good at using that disorder, putting that label on people, they have you present certain things."
"the demons make you say certain things so that the doctor will diagnose me as PTSD."
"do you believe that demons exist"
"its general knowledge"
"do my doctors"
" idnt know"
ask them
they can make people lie?
they can influence our decisions?
they could make us sin?
yes
so if I use sex and marijuana will i be resurrected?
"are you baptised"
"no"
then chances are you will
it would be interesting to hear what the pschiatrists would say if you told them one of your friends thinks demons are the cause of
the problem"
HURRY ASK QUESTIONS FOR ME TO ASK HIOM1!!! THIS IS FUNNY!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/image:maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs.svg.
while in the cult i had a growth needs phase of personal growth.
according to maslow's hierarchy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs.svg
While in the cult I had a growth needs phase of personal growth
according to Maslow's hierarchy. This is because I felt by my brain
f**k that I had all four of the bottom needs satisfied. My f**ked up
view of sex and masturbation satisfired my sexual needs. My f**ked
up views of marriage took care of my intimacy needs. My fu**ed up
views of family kept that at check as well. A true believer truly
suffers from ground shaking sh*t when their mind no longer uses
these processes to use itself. Self esteem as well was taken care of
because "jehovah loves me" and "I'm special" "I'm chosen" "Jehovah
will see it right in the end" "everything is okay Jehovah... Jehovah
I love you Jehovah... Your only a day away! JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH! I LOVE
YOU JEHOVAH!..." respect by others came at a price, but was able to
scronge some up, acheivement always lacking. I can see that my depression
mostly was probably caused by whatever lacking I had here, just as
my depression now stems from deficiencies in these others that I was
always missing, but only now have the cognitive processes in place
to actually recognise their intrinsic value of possesssion.
the thread on spiritism got me thinking about all the ridiculous things the jw's in my hall blamed on satan.
like their kid getting a cold and they had to miss the meeting or getting a flat tire on saturday, thus missing field service.. i always wondered if satan is such a powerful spirit creature, why the hell would he waste his time flattening tires or causing a runny nose?
you would think he would be causing wwiii or another plague or something!.
HAHAHA, S**T! Satan!
SATNA ATAN STAN STAN SATAN!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
SATAN!!
AHAHAHAHA GET BAkED AS HELL AND START YELLING SATAN! ITS GFUNNY!
in the wake of the 'dannygate' issue it made me think about the impact of apostasy and it various forms and on some level how it equates to the feminist movement and its development over the years.. initially, the radical feminist movement were and are the typical man hating, bra burning cross section who undoubtedly moved womens rights foward significantly and to some degree still do.
without the radical feminist movement, the likelihood of the liberal and more balanced feminist movements ever existing would have been uncertain if not improbable.
so indirectly the feminist movement owes a lot to those radicals who were out there burning bra's and linching men (i was joking about the last bit).
Take away alcohol, pot,pain pills, psch meds, and most XJW's wouldnt be living a good life.
F**King AMEN BROTHER!
in the wake of the 'dannygate' issue it made me think about the impact of apostasy and it various forms and on some level how it equates to the feminist movement and its development over the years.. initially, the radical feminist movement were and are the typical man hating, bra burning cross section who undoubtedly moved womens rights foward significantly and to some degree still do.
without the radical feminist movement, the likelihood of the liberal and more balanced feminist movements ever existing would have been uncertain if not improbable.
so indirectly the feminist movement owes a lot to those radicals who were out there burning bra's and linching men (i was joking about the last bit).
That's funny, I just realized I'm politically liberal yet "apostately" conservative!
I'm soooo complex!
changeling
Actually that makes a lot of sense.
