Oh lord , one day ( long ago) i did the terrible thing and slept a bit late , when i woke up and walked to the living room i could see that my darling children had been good little monsters by taking my Kotex and sticking them all over the huge front living room window for all to see.
There are others which have to do with condoms but thats another time
I had children because............Oh i know , so i would have no pride