Posts by journey-on

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Would you/could you look at the pics of dead Osama Bin Laden?
by Broken Promises in
1. social
2. current
if, and i'm saying, if, the pics of osama were released, would you want to look at them?.

do you think you could stomach the sight of a man with a bullet through the eye?.

or would it be worth it just to prove once and for all that the terrorist king is dead?.
journey-on

#3 Homer Simpson
#4 Peter Griffin
#5 Eric Cartman
LOL...good choices undercover!
Or, maybe we could put Rachel Maddow, Bill O'Reilly, and Anderson Cooper in a room together and let them come to a consensus....throw Katie Couric in for good measure. Then let them report to us their "findings".
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Please do the following equation
by recovering in
1. social
2. humour
journey-on

Google gives the answer as 9 for both.
If that was the correct answer, shouldn't 6÷2 be in parentheses?
The calculator only does what you tell it to do. YOU have to determine first the answer to what is in the parentheses, then feed the calculator.
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Songs that remind you of your Mum . . .
by nicolaou in
1. social
2. family
i remember my mum standing at the kitchen sink preparing little cypriot meat patties in a beat up enamel dish.

there was a window overlooking the small garden where me and my brother and sisters used to play (wonderful, wonderful times before the cult got its tentacles into our family).. my mum used to sing lots of tunes but this lynn anderson song is the one i remember .

actually choking up a little .
journey-on

I miss my mom. She loved this song :-( RIP, momma.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9sEAqEjxs
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Please do the following equation
by recovering in
1. social
2. humour
journey-on

I think it's 1.
I have always used PEMDAS. Thus,
6÷2(1+2)=x
Solve 1 +2 first (parentheses).......3
Exponents (none)
Multiply next: 2x3=6
Divide next: 6 divided by 6 = 1
Addition: none
Subtraction: none
Answer: 1
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An absolute nightmare!
by MrFreeze in
1. jw
2. experiences
i had one of the most vivid nightmares that i can remember in a long time.

there i was driving with my family.

they are dressed in their sunday finest.
journey-on

flip flops. That was odd because I never wear flip flops.
This represents you symbolically stepping on their flip flopping doctrines----what they affectionately call 'new light'---
You are the only one in your circle aware of their flip flopping dogma and their robotic "stepford wives" demeanor. They all know you know (7000 eyes), but continue the charade because they are the brainwashed collective.
Let's look at the things in your dream:
You are driving with your family: You are living life and are with those you are truly connected to...your family.
Your family is dressed up and you are casual: They live life pretending to be something. You live life authentically.
Large Building: You recognize it as the District Convention. Buildings represent foundations in life and specific buildings have individual meaning. This one obviously represents your JW foundation.
You observe their on-going participation: You feel soooo removed from them. They seem robotic, like a Stepford Wife scenario. You are totally aware and awake. They chant as if in a trance at the direction of the speaker at the podium. You feel like a turd in a punch bowl when you are around them.
Cheap motel: (Another building...see above) A temporary place where you can interact occasionally with close ones but not live with.
Long table: They are each one putting their "cards on the table" and making judgements about you. It seems they are sitting down to eat with you, perhaps in an effort to give you another chance to join them once again in Stepford place.
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No Forthcoming Photos :-(
by snowbird in
1. social
2. current
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42900991/ns/world_news-death_of_bin_laden/?gt1=43001.

ah, well .... "to one who has faith, no explanation is necessary.

to one without faith, no explanation is possible.".
journey-on

I'm racially dense, I guess. How is saying "Obama needs to wash off Michelle's stank" different than saying "Bill needs to wash off Hillary's stank"?
What is the racial part of this? Please educate me here.
119
No Forthcoming Photos :-(
by snowbird in
1. social
2. current
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42900991/ns/world_news-death_of_bin_laden/?gt1=43001.

ah, well .... "to one who has faith, no explanation is necessary.

to one without faith, no explanation is possible.".
journey-on

I say your mother should have douched out your father's stank, along with the little wiggly that became you.
NOW you're getting funny, Sylvia....ROFLMAO!
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Please do the following equation
by recovering in
1. social
2. humour
journey-on

I have forgotten. When do you use BODAS instead of PEMDAS?
119
No Forthcoming Photos :-(
by snowbird in
1. social
2. current
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42900991/ns/world_news-death_of_bin_laden/?gt1=43001.

ah, well .... "to one who has faith, no explanation is necessary.

to one without faith, no explanation is possible.".
journey-on

Well, Sylvia, I'm sorry to be critical of you, but your description wasn't nearly as funny. No award for you as "Best Comedian on JWN".
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Would you/could you look at the pics of dead Osama Bin Laden?
by Broken Promises in
1. social
2. current
if, and i'm saying, if, the pics of osama were released, would you want to look at them?.

do you think you could stomach the sight of a man with a bullet through the eye?.

or would it be worth it just to prove once and for all that the terrorist king is dead?.
journey-on

Create a panel of trusted Americans to look at them and say: "Yeah....that's DBL alright! (Dead Bin Laden). No doubt about it."
This panel could include:
#1 Oprah Winfrey
#2 Dr. Phil
#3
#4
#5
Who else? I couldn't think of anyone. Mr. Roger's is dead in the neighborhood. Walt Disney is gone. Who DO we trust anymore?