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  Watchtower "logic"

  by Norm in

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  as we all "know", one of the things that identify jehovah's witnesses as representatives of the true god is that they are the only ones using gods name, jehovah:.

  *** w75 6/1 325 millions have left the churches-should you?

  true, the jeremiah class back up their message by quoting the words, this is what jehovah has said.

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  Readers of the above should make the effort to click upon the link provided, since Venice has quite innocently left off the funniest and foulest part of the transcription.

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  Meet for a coffee in Toronto!

  by peterstride in

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  the coffee break get together is going to be tuesday, july 17th, starting at 6pm (for those that can't make it right at 6pm) and ending whenever.... i'll be e-mailing the actual location and directions for the out-of-towners driving in (plenty of parking nearby) or taking the go train transit in (it will be on the ttc subway line)!.

  talk to you all soon,.

  peter stride.

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  Woohoooo!!!! Beeeeerrrrrrr.....er......coffee!!.

  Lookin' forward to your email Peterstride.

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  One God--Moses 1st?

  by patio34 in

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  i've been doing a little research into a pharoah named akhenaten.

  been coming up with some variances in dates and would like to know if anyone else has run across this info.. akhenaten (amenhotep iv) reigned 1379-1362 bc.

  according to 'the bible timeline' moses was born in 1355 bc, right after akhenaten.

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  Patio:

  Akhenaten was one of the more fascinating Pharaohs. Will look up some dates and post something tomorrow when I have a brain.

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  Do Jehovah's Witnesses use the Net for Witnessing?

  by Kathy in

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  it occured to me that this is their biggest audience.

  might they record their time here, on the internet?

  why wouldn't the wt sanction wholeheartedly the jw's use of the internet to spread "the truth?

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  Hey Lilacs:

  What's the url for that? Sounds like fun!

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  How old do you feel

  by Scorpion in

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  take the test.

  > http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html

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  Dana:

  Very good stuff. Please note however, that "Australian history" is an oxymoron.

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  How old do you feel

  by Scorpion in

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  take the test.

  > http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html

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  Oh dear, do come along now Americanos....

  Please don't get all huffy and sensitive on us. There is a difference between jocular piss-taking and serious anti-American prejudice. Americans happen to be the flavour of the moment on this thread. Next week it'll be Australians or English or whoever.

  The trouble with a discussion board is that you can't see the tongues in the cheeks. Speaking as a non-American, I can say that I like the vast majority of Americans I've met. That's why I take the piss out of them, fully expecting and anticipating the favour to be returned. You have no idea of the abuse I take every time an Austin Powers movie comes out, for instance. But it's funny.

  So please take these comments in the spirit with which they are intended. And please feel free to respond in kind (although if you make fun of my using foppish English words like "jocular" I'll kick your ass).

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  Canadians

  by Defender in

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  i see that a lot of posters and possibly lurkers are from canada.. can you please mention briefly what part of canada you're from.

  maybe some of us can get together.. i'll start; i am in vancouver.

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  Yeru:

  The invasion plans are nearly complete. 90% of the Canadian population is massed on the American border ready to strike. Our advanced agents (codenamed "Kirk" and "Austin") will give us the go-ahead any day now....

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  Some Things in Life Are Bad - Monty Python

  by LadyBug in

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  and ... always look on the bright side of life.

  always look on the bright side of life.

  always look on the bright side of life.

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  Ladybug:

  Thanks for the laughing memory!

  But come on now....explain the scene in the movie when they sing this song....lolol.

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  How old do you feel

  by Scorpion in

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  take the test.

  > http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html

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  Bugeye:

  Actually American history is very interesting. Next time you have a spare half hour you can read all about it.

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  GOOD NEWS / BAD NEWS

  by You Know in

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  good news/bad news.

  first, the good news: the good news, at least as far as the watchtower's multitudinous enemies are concerned, is that the watchtower's days are definitely numbered.

  the bad news, as far as apostates should be concerned, is that the days for this present system, as we know it, are also of equally short duration.

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  and die you shall, because GodRules and he wants you to be happy.

  Funniest thing I've read in ages! Thanks, GR!

  Expatbrit, LMAO