Posts by expatbrit

Accents are indeed considered exotic and sexy in any other place but their homeland. This is emphasised to me every time the ladies in McDonalds make me repeat my order seven times ("coooke. I said coooooooooke"). Back home I would merely get an indifferent sneer and a spiteful Dr Pepper.

You however would drive the chick's rather nuts with your confident and nasal North American vowels. My countrymen had a saying about your sort during the last war: "overpaid, oversexed and over 'ere."

Now that the English male is regaining his traditional dominance again, it's payback time, dudes.

Expatbrit

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Stranded on a desert island

by Seeker in

by odd coincidence, the following groups of people.

are stranded on separate desert islands:.

2 italian men and 1 italian woman.

expatbrit

Seeker:

LMAO at this, but the line about the Englishmen is totally wrong. As many (North) American men have told me, in rather a pissed off fashion, the English men are stealing their women by seducing them with our sexy accents and suave manners.

Expatbrit

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Toronto's August gathering

by Kismet in

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once again people were either to tired or to ummm preoccupied to post after the gathering today.. it was a great event for me since i saw an old friend from 7 years ago..another former bethelite who left the org before me.

we were good friends at bethel and it was great to re-aquaint ourselves as free persons!!!.

got a chance to get to know others much better.

expatbrit

Kismet:

You mean I've slandered Had Enough falsely? It was the waitress all the time? I thought she spent a long time retrieving that fork I dropped under the table!

And as for Peter, well, I think he should give up chatup lines and just use his looks on 'em in that silent, smouldering way of his (ladies are you paying attention?). Oh, and what was that comment he made about Pierced Angel's muffin?

Expatbrit

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Toronto's August gathering

by Kismet in

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friends

once again people were either to tired or to ummm preoccupied to post after the gathering today.. it was a great event for me since i saw an old friend from 7 years ago..another former bethelite who left the org before me.

we were good friends at bethel and it was great to re-aquaint ourselves as free persons!!!.

got a chance to get to know others much better.

expatbrit

Er, well..um...yes..the stain on the ass. Well..um..fortunately it came out in the laundry, so the evidence is gone. But Had Enough, please next time wear a lipstick that's not quite so obvious!

Peter, my thanks as well for your organising work, these apostofests are a um, godsend to those of us who have to basically rebuild the structure of our social life.

Had Enough, ignore the above lipstick comment please! You are a true lady in every sense of the word and it's a pleasure to be getting to know you!

Kismet, you're a trouble maker and if you were not such a big, muscular, strapping guy I'd probably taunt you a bit. I do however enjoy your balanced viewpoints on things. Except pant stains.

Chris, intelligent and entertaining as always, and thank you for introducing us to your family. Hoping you all can come again next month!

Storm, your boy frightened the willies out of me by talking about rollercoasters. Please discipline him accordingly. It was good to see you again, though, old chap!

Right, I'm off to find some non-stick pants.

Expatbrit

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Next get together in Toronto!!! :-)

by peterstride in

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hi gang, .

to make it easier for the out of towners (especially the ones driving in from the us), how does everyone feel about having our next get together on a saturday...say saturday, august 18th, starting at 4pm?

(i'll be working on the 11th and the 25th...).

expatbrit

Somebody:

Damn well make sure you're at the September bash. No excuses!

Expatbrit

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Ten Things You Won't See at the Sydney BBQ

by ozziepost in

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i'll start it off with:.

#1 attendants wearing attendant badges.. cheers,.

ozzie.

expatbrit

#5: Long floral dresses (unless Unclebruce feels frisky)

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To Expatbrit...a quest(ion):

by sf in

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i've noticed you post on wtbts finacial matters and bring up documentations.

would you perhaps have a concise and percise list of all such documents?.

thank you, skally

expatbrit

sKally:

The documents I've got have been downloaded from quite a number of different sources, some of which require payment for access. So there isn't a url I can send you to. (Note to anyone else: the files are stored away from any of the computers I use; don't even think of trying to hack me.)

However, here's a couple of suggestions:

1)if there is someone else who does know your e-mail addy, get them to mail me and I'll send the stuff to them, or

2)open up a free hotmail addy; use it to mail me, and I'll send the stuff there; then you can block me as a sender, and after sixty days of inactivity the hotmail account will expire.

Lemme know what you think.

Expatbrit

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To Expatbrit...a quest(ion):

by sf in

jw
friends

i've noticed you post on wtbts finacial matters and bring up documentations.

would you perhaps have a concise and percise list of all such documents?.

thank you, skally

expatbrit

Hiya sKally:

The only list I can give you is a list of the documents that I have managed to get my grubby little paws on. Better still, if you like I can e-mail you the original scans of the companies and entities that I have. Drop me a line, since your addy is sensibly blocked, preventing harassment from nutjobs like me.

I'm not aware of any source on or off the net which will have a definitive list of or copies of watchtower financial information for all their entities. It's a matter of piecing things together a bit at a time as resources become available.

Expatbrit